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The Poetaster's Korner Tasteful poetry for JESUS but don't let the flowers fool you. NO HOMERS ALLOWED!

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Default A Poem About the Stupidity of Reincarnation

I write my own poetry most every day
but here's a little verse from Wallace McRae
He's a real-life cowboy and a poet as well
Here he speaks of a stupidity from the bowels of Hell


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Default Re: A Poem About the Stupidity of Reincarnation

I've always liked cowboys, because with their long hair and beards, and their tanned weathered faces, they make me think of those salty old Biblical prophets.

This could almost be Lot at his door, turning back the evil homosexuals from ravashing his angel guests...



If Jesus were alive today, I think he'd be a cowboy out on the plains of the Wild West...shooting dirty Indians, chasing horse thieves...

Maybe he'll appears to us that way when he comes back for The Rapture ! !. On a BIG WHITE HORSE ! !
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