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Old 11-05-2013, 09:36 PM
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Default Yet another attempt by Satan to destroy us. The "Easy-to-Read Version" of the Bible.

In 2006 the World Bible Translation Center created something called the "Easy-to-Read Version" of the Bible. Apparently the 26 letters of the King James Bible were too complicated for these retards. Guided by Satan they mistranslated many important verses misleading innocent Christians and dooming all of them to Hell for using an altered version of the word of God. As we all know Deuteronomy 4:2 forbids alterations to the Bible and Revelation 22:18-19 describes the horrible things that God will do to those who molest His word.

An example, also showing some other attempts by Satan to destroy us all: 2 Chronicles 15:13.

King James Version (KJV): That whosoever would not seek the Lord God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

Amplified Bible (AMP): And that whoever would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, should be put to death, whether young or old, man or woman.

English Standard Version (ESV): But that whoever would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, should be put to death, whether young or old, man or woman.

Easy-to-Read Version (ERV): Anyone who refused to serve the Lord God was to be killed. It did not matter if that person was important or not or if that person was a man or woman.

Where the one and only true Bible, the King James Version, commands us to kill unbelieving children, this Satanic "Easy-to-Read Version" completely ignores this very important commandment. Hereby allowing unbelieving children to live which insults God who clearly created these unbelieving children to be killed.

I blame Obama for this. This would never have happened while George W. Bush was our Godly president!

A list of versions of the Bible that will doom everyone reading them straight to Hell, excluding all Bibles in other languages than English that also doom all their readers straight to Hell:
  • American Standard Version
  • Amplified Bible
  • An American Translation
  • ArtScroll Tanakh (Old Testament)
  • An American Translation
  • Berkeley Version
  • Bible in English
  • The Bible in Living English
  • Bishops' Bible
  • Catholic Public Domain Version
  • Children's King James Version
  • Christian Community Bible, English version
  • Clear Word Bible
  • Complete Jewish Bible
  • Contemporary English Version
  • Concordant Literal Version
  • Coverdale Bible
  • Dabhar Translation
  • Darby Bible
  • Douay–Rheims Bible
  • Douay-Rheims Bible (Challoner Revision)
  • EasyEnglish Bible
  • Easy-to-Read Version
  • Emphasized Bible
  • English Jubilee 2000 Bible
  • English Standard Version
  • Ferrar Fenton Bible
  • Geneva Bible
  • God's Word
  • Good News Bible
  • Great Bible
  • HalleluYah Scriptures
  • Holman Christian Standard Bible
  • The Inclusive Bible
  • International Standard Version
  • Jerusalem Bible
  • Jewish Publication Society of America Version Tanakh (Old Testament)
  • Judaica Press Tanakh (Old Testament).
  • Julia E. Smith Parker Translation
  • Knox's Translation of the Vulgate
  • Lamsa Bible
  • A Literal Translation of the Bible
  • Leeser Bible, Tanakh (Old Testament)
  • The Living Bible
  • The Living Torah and The Living Nach. Tanakh (Old Testament)
  • Matthew's Bible
  • The Message
  • Modern Language Bible
  • Moffatt, New Translation
  • Murdock Translation of the Western Peshitto
  • New American Bible
  • New American Standard Bible
  • New Century Version
  • New English Bible
  • New English Translation (NET Bible)
  • New International Reader's Version
  • New International Version Inclusive Language Edition
  • New International Version
  • New Jerusalem Bible
  • New Jewish Publication Society of America Version. Tanakh (Old Testament)
  • New Life Version
  • New Living Translation
  • New Revised Standard Version
  • New World Translation of the Holy Scriptures
  • The Orthodox Study Bible
  • Quaker Bible
  • Recovery Version of the Bible
  • Revised Version
  • Revised Standard Version
  • Revised Standard Version Catholic Edition
  • Revised English Bible
  • The Scriptures
  • Simplified English Bible
  • The Story Bible
  • Taverner's Bible
  • Thomson's Translation
  • Today's New International Version
  • Third Millennium Bible
  • Tyndale Bible
  • A Voice In The Wilderness Holy Scriptures
  • Common English Bible
  • Webster's Revision
  • Westminster Bible
  • The Work of God's Children Illustrated Bible
  • Wycliffe's Bible (1380)
  • Wycliffe's Bible (1388)
  • Young's Literal Translation
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Default Re: Yet another attempt by Satan to destroy us. The "Easy-to-Read Version" of the Bible.

If only we could get our hands on a Wycliffe original Bible, so we can burn it!
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Default Re: Yet another attempt by Satan to destroy us. The "Easy-to-Read Version" of the Bible.

I highly advise all who wish to follow Christ and avoid spending an eternity in hellfire to read my sermon on the subject HERE.
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Default Re: Yet another attempt by Satan to destroy us. The "Easy-to-Read Version" of the Bible.

It is not hard for me to understand the dumbing down of our culture and our history. It is happening on all sides of us why wouldn't these disgusting people included the bible.
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Why on God's earth would anyone ever write, translate, or publish a bible in a language other than English? I don't plan on spending my time in heaven talking to a bunch of foreigners with weird accents.
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Default Re: Yet another attempt by Satan to destroy us. The "Easy-to-Read Version" of the Bible.

For its inerrant position alone, the KJV (1611) Bible stands head and shoulders above other bibles including the ones I grew up on. I don't think any other bible books could claim to be inerrant and irrefutable. At best, they're considered divinely inspired; at worst, lame translations from the original Hebrew and Greek manuscripts.

For example, you won't find a Catholic, Syrian Orthodox or Anglican vigorously defend their so-called bibles the way I see Landover Church the KJV. Why is it so? These false Christians have the gall to say that inerrancy is a non-issue and anyone looking for precision in God's word for mankind is simply being pedantic and fanatical, go figure!

I'm not discrediting the original Hebrew and Greek manuscripts from which the KJV Bible was envisioned. Since God gave the original Ten Commandments among others in Old Testament through the Hebrew language, the Jews of Israel almost make the cut in terms of God's salvation shortlist. Unfortunately, they (except for the Messianic ones) blew it by failing to recognize Jesus in the flesh when he blessed Israelities by being born as one of their own, a huge folly in judgment. The Gentiles ended up benefiting from Jesus's sacrifice instead of God's chosen people and the rest is history.

One more thing, English is the language God chose to give us Scripture in, and if anyone on Earth wants access to inerrant Scripture, they must learn English or else be doomed. I would go out on a limb to suggest English is a huge improvement over the original Greek, Hebrew and Latin Bibles because it's the only language in recorded history that can claim to be universally spoken and understood (although a majority of humans still can't speak English with acceptable fluency).

Sure, Latin must have been a lingua franca at some point of time but except for some countries in Europe, no other place would care for all that ipso facto blah blah. Contrast that with English which dominates more than 80% of the Internet,

Mind you the Internet will be God's chosen vehicle to communicate with mankind come the second arrival of Jesus. What an opportunity for today's generation who couldn't be bothered to put aside their foolish games instead of reading the Bible and knowing God's word. Instead they waste their time on xbox games, Japanese manga, Bollywood/emo music, cyber-texting and debating whether or not gay marriages should be allowed. A sheer waste of opportunity.
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