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Old 11-07-2013, 12:12 PM
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Default What Works of Art should be burned?

Art, whatever its definition, has certain characteristics. It is equivalent to an entity perpetuating itself across generations.
As a result, it is permanent.
As Christians, we have an active part to play in this temporal life.
Our part is to obey the Lord. When we choose to live the way God commands, He delights in blessing us.
I think it is the task of every Christian to destroy the lies of Satan with fire. Maybe we can make here a little art exhibition.
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If it's not about Jesus, it's not art.

Now this is art.

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Old 11-07-2013, 06:58 PM
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If it's about Jesus or praising God, then it's art, if it's not about Jesus or praising God - it should be burned. My humble oppinion.
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If it's about Jesus or praising God, then it's art, if it's not about Jesus or praising God - it should be burned. My humble oppinion.
Most of so-called "art" is just pornography and necrophilia. (Warning: do not click on these image with a full stomach )

That stuff should have been burned hundreds of years ago!
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Most of so-called "art" is just pornography and necrophilia. (Warning: do not click on these image with a full stomach )

That stuff should have been burned hundreds of years ago!
The picture you are referring to as "necrophilia" is actually a depiction of an anatomy lecture. You really are a pifflewit. Go die someplace out of the way so we don't have to deal with your retardation any longer.
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The picture you are referring to as "necrophilia" is actually a depiction of an anatomy lecture.
Touching, squeezing, and cutting a dead body instead giving it a proper burial = necrophilia.

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You are a very intolerant and xenophobic individual. I guess folks like you fed the early Christians to lions in ancient Rome.
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Go die someplace
Thank you. Unfortunately Jesus doesn't seem to be in a hurry to send me to Heaven. I am probably too good at saving souls.
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If it's about Jesus or praising God, then it's art, if it's not about Jesus or praising God - it should be burned. My humble oppinion.
I agree.

The same goes for music and literature. It either glorifies God or it glorifies Satan.
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