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Old 11-11-2013, 04:34 PM
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"I'll sign up for Obamacare!", that's what she thought
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Too bad obamacare can't cover this
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1. Gay-seeking bombs. Worth every penny.

2. It's bad enough to have one of those people move onto your street. But when they decide to "Pimp" their house...

3. Disney, having repented of their sins, pleases the lord with a Toy Story/Rambo crossover....
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Errr.... I think I have a better picture



This is called "aurora borealis" or polar lights, they just appear in the polar zones of the Earth, but can also appear in another ones during short periods. The normal thing is see them in fall and winter (september-march), but also can appear in another moments of the year if the weather is cold enough. Is beautiful, don't you think?
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This is called "aurora borealis" or polar lights, they just appear in the polar zones of the Earth, but can also appear in another ones during short periods. The normal thing is see them in fall and winter (september-march), but also can appear in another moments of the year if the weather is cold enough. Is beautiful, don't you think?
Two issues here:

1.) Brother Jeb called for us to caption the picture he posted, not post other pictures. Be mindful and respectful of such things.

2.) aurora borealis means northern lights while aurora australis means southern lights. These are determined by geomagnetic activity combined with solar wind, not temperature. They are more prevalent around the equinoxes.
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A photo of a man having a bowel movement?



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You know, I was just thinking of making a "Reverse Caption Contest" where I provide the caption and y'all provide the picture.

Here's my first (experimental) entry. It will require two images.:



Left: This is what anime artists think Japanese females look like. Right: This is what Japanese females actually look like.
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