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Whatever, Jealous.

Now, how about actually doing something about the suffering in the world (with that omnipotence of yours, can't be that hard), or are you just going to tell us it's all our faults again (with the buttsex and stuff)?
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Now, how about actually doing something about the suffering in the world (with that omnipotence of yours, can't be that hard), or are you just going to tell us it's all our faults again (with the buttsex and stuff)?
SHUT UP YOU DISGUSTING HEATHEN!!! Why are you so mean? Why do you want to see Baby Jesus cry? Just go away. Fornicate or something.
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you just going to tell us it's all our faults again (with the buttsex and stuff)?
Of course it is your fault, potty mouth. Everything that is good is my doing. Everything bad that happens is either Satan or your own fault.

Don't you know how this works by now?
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