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Old 11-21-2013, 08:36 AM
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What is wrong with you, you sicko? I come asking for help in my hour of need and you mock me? How twisted and cruel can one be?
I am sorry a (former) loved one has betrayed you in such a base and selfish way. But while I would not tell your (former) brother this -- it would only swell them up even more with horrid pride -- he has actually done you a great service by moving to France.

1st) He will probably die of Herpes there, and your problem will be over.

2.) God tells us we must live ISOLATED from the wretched God-Mockers!


Leviticus 10:10 And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean;


With a vast ocean between you two, you will now be safe from him slitting your throat in the night with his atheist friends, and drinking your blood.

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Old 11-21-2013, 03:44 PM
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Thank you for all the support and prayers, brothers and siters. Last night my former brother died in the house fire. He was watching pornography in his flat and fell asleap. Just as he dozed off, his TV set shorted out and caught on fire. My former brother burned alive, isn't God allmighty wonderfull? Hallelujah!!!

I'm overjoyed to get that satan worshiping black sheep out of my family for good, now I can sleep at peace knowing he won't be comming back to slit my throat and that he recieved just Divine punishment!
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Thank you for all the support and prayers, brothers and siters. Last night my former brother died in the house fire. He was watching pornography in his flat and fell asleap. Just as he dozed off, his TV set shorted out and caught on fire. My former brother burned alive, isn't God allmighty wonderfull? Hallelujah!!!

I'm overjoyed to get that satan worshiping black sheep out of my family for good, now I can sleep at peace knowing he won't be comming back to slit my throat and that he recieved just Divine punishment!
And the atheist scientists would have us believe there is no power in prayer. Yet time and time again prayers are answered. They seem to simply ignore data that doesn't fit there Jesus-hating models.
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Old 11-21-2013, 08:33 PM
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And the atheist scientists would have us believe there is no power in prayer. Yet time and time again prayers are answered. They seem to simply ignore data that doesn't fit there Jesus-hating models.
No data fits into their models. That is why they make up so many lies in their feeble attempts to lure those to weak to see the truth around us! God is everything! Who do you think invented their models, charts, and diagrams? William Playfair? NAY! THE ALMIGHTY IS EVERYWHERE IN ALL THINGS!
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Thank you for all the support and prayers, brothers and siters. Last night my former brother died in the house fire. He was watching pornography in his flat and fell asleap. Just as he dozed off, his TV set shorted out and caught on fire. My former brother burned alive, isn't God allmighty wonderfull? Hallelujah!!!

I'm overjoyed to get that satan worshiping black sheep out of my family for good, now I can sleep at peace knowing he won't be comming back to slit my throat and that he recieved just Divine punishment!


GLORY to GOD!

1 Peter 3:12 For the eyes of the Lord are ouer the righteous, and his eares are open vnto their prayers: but the face of the Lord is against them that doe euill.
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Old 11-22-2013, 06:17 PM
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Amen!

This sunday, I'm taking my whole family to the church in Freehold for a celebration, what beter way to celebrate than praysing Jesus? None, I tell you!

See you all there!
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Thank you for all the support and prayers, brothers and siters. Last night my former brother died in the house fire. He was watching pornography in his flat and fell asleap. Just as he dozed off, his TV set shorted out and caught on fire. My former brother burned alive, isn't God allmighty wonderfull? Hallelujah!!!
PRAISE HIM!

And burned too - that will save your family the expense of a funeral. Our Lord thinks of everything.

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Amen!

This sunday, I'm taking my whole family to the church in Freehold for a celebration, what beter way to celebrate than praysing Jesus? None, I tell you!

See you all there!
It is true, dear, that Freehold is essentially the front porch of Heaven, and no closer can one be to Jesus but to shake the hands of our esteemed Pastor Zeke, but until the Department of Faith clears you and your family, we will not be seeing you on this side of our own Pearly and Iron Gates.

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It is true, dear, that Freehold is essentially the front porch of Heaven, and no closer can one be to Jesus but to shake the hands of our esteemed Pastor Zeke, but until the Department of Faith clears you and your family, we will not be seeing you on this side of our own Pearly and Iron Gates.

Darn shame, but, rules are rules. Extra hours of Bible study it is then
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Thank you, Sister Mary Etheldreda, for reminding us that there are no shortcuts to Salvation.

I yearn for the gentle touch of Pastor Zeke's hand, for only then I will know that I am Truly Saved.

Bless you, Sister.

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Thank you, Sister Mary Etheldreda, for reminding us that there are no shortcuts to Salvation.

I yearn for the gentle touch of Pastor Zeke's hand, for only then I will know that I am Truly Saved.

Bless you, Sister.

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That as well. Still a lot of work to get my soul as pure as other True Christians™, but I will do my best, if it's for making baby Jesus happy, nothing is too hard.

I swear, one day I will shake Pastor Zekes hand and will be called a True Christian™, but untill then - I'll do the best I can and more.

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