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Old 11-19-2013, 02:52 PM
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Default Cosco Labels the Bible, "Fiction". Boycott Cosco.

The War on Christmas is escalating. A fine Pastor was shopping in the book section of a Cosco store and found the word "Fiction" on the price sticker of a Bible.

Was it a "mistake"?? Satan does not make mistakes. Every move is carefully calculated. Labeling the Bible as ficition is part of the Obama's effort to rid the country of churches like Landover Baptist.

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2013/...le-is-fiction/
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Default Re: Cosco Labels the Bible, "Fiction". Boycott Cosco.

I have just forwarded this to everyone I know, and Costco will never see another penny of mine.

Surely the end is near...otherwise asexual young kids are being taught in secular schools that sex is fun, homer women are tricking men into having babies for the financial support, sodomites are being allowed to trample the sacred institution of marriage...and now The Holy Word of God, every word of which is true, is labeled as fiction?!?
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Default Re: Cosco Labels the Bible, "Fiction". Boycott Cosco.

That report is truly shocking: the One True Account By God Himself of all that we need to praise Him and live our lives, AND THEY CALL IT FICTION!!!111!!
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Default Re: Cosco Labels the Bible, "Fiction". Boycott Cosco.

Just the result of an atheist stuck in a bad job because he has no work ethic.
The problem is that atheism doesn't teach you anything beside beeing full of yourself.
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The War on Christmas is escalating. A fine Pastor was shopping in the book section of a Cosco store and found the word "Fiction" on the price sticker of a Bible.

Was it a "mistake"?? Satan does not make mistakes. Every move is carefully calculated. Labeling the Bible as ficition is part of the Obama's effort to rid the country of churches like Landover Baptist.

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2013/...le-is-fiction/

And lets not forget these wretches are the world's largest sellers of wine.

Wine bibing is anathema unto the Lord and we are specifically enjoined to not be among them.

Also, I think they may be from California.
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Default Re: Cosco Labels the Bible, "Fiction". Boycott Cosco.

How did they label Dreams From My Father?
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Default Re: Cosco Labels the Bible, "Fiction". Boycott Cosco.

This is persecution. Plain and simple.

How are we supposed to explain this to our children?
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This is persecution. Plain and simple.
You are so right Victory. There are those scoffers who resist our claim that Christians are the most persequted people in the world. This proves we are.
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Default Re: Cosco Labels the Bible, "Fiction". Boycott Cosco.

Was it a 1611 King James Version Bible? If not, then the fiction label was accurate. I slap fiction labels on NIVs at my local bookstores all the time.
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My local library stocks the 1611 KJV in the reference section.
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Default Re: Cosco Labels the Bible, "Fiction". Boycott Cosco.

The Homo "Rights" Campaign has given Costco a score of 90/100 in its corporate "equality" index. I wonder whether that store treats sodomite propaganda with the same contempt with which it treats God's Word.
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This is persecution. Plain and simple.

How are we supposed to explain this to our children?
This is as much persecution as not being allowed to persecute people because one's faith dictates it. At best, it is scoffing. Since that is the least you do to anyone and anything that is different, I have to state that you are a sore looser. You would be an unpleasant winner, thank god that you don't win (see, what I did there? ;-) )

Anyway, I am glad to here that the bible ends up where it belongs: the fairy tale section.
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...sore...looser...
Have the sodomites had their way with you? See what I did there? I doubt it, but it amused me...
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This is as much persecution as not being allowed to persecute people because one's faith dictates it. At best, it is scoffing. Since that is the least you do to anyone and anything that is different, I have to state that you are a sore looser. You would be an unpleasant winner, thank god that you don't win (see, what I did there? ;-) )

Anyway, I am glad to here that the bible ends up where it belongs: the fairy tale section.
Son, the only ones who lose here are the ones who stumble upon this Holy Book in the Fiction section and listen to the lies of Satan in their ear as he whispers, "Hey, this MUST be fiction! No one could seriously believe I could be best friends with a god/man who lives in Heaven and yet is present on earth, one who mysteriously impregnated a woman 2000 years ago so she could give birth to him to undergo an ancient ritual of blood sacrifice in order to dispel a curse laid upon me before I was conceived, insuring I would live forever, and in the meantime manipulates the world for me upon request, some restrictions apply." You see, that's what the devil does - plays on people's fears and doubts and encourages them to doubt the Truth.
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You would be an unpleasant winner, thank god that you don't win
But we won already.

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Anyway, I am glad to here that the bible ends up where it belongs: the fairy tale section.
You can read all about our most recent victory here. Costco now admits that bible is fact.

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Costco apologizes for calling Bible 'fiction'

We received a statement from Costco, too, it reads: " Costco's distributor mislabeled a small percentage of the Bibles, however we take responsibility and should have caught the mistake. We are correcting this with them for future distribution. In addition, we are immediately relabeling all mislabeled Bibles. We greatly apologize for this error."

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2013/...bible-fiction/
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But we won already.

You can read all about our most recent victory here. Costco now admits that bible is fact.
GLORY!
Satan's minions include not only pointy-headed professors but corporate suits as well. Both want to label the Bible fiction.

The hard cold evidence of the Bible's accurate history brings them to their knees every time.
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But we won already.
Then where is the christian theocracy, you strive for? Last I heard a democrat was president, and he was even reelected.
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Then where is the christian theocracy, you strive for? Last I heard a democrat was president, and he was even reelected.
If you could try to follow a bit, we are talking on this thread about the persecution we faced from Costco. Of course as we are right, power of Jesus won yet again and Costco had to admit that Bible is fact, not a fiction.

On all of the other matters, we Christians will go to heaven, all others goes to hell. No matter what happens, we win in the end.
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You can read all about our most recent victory here. Costco now admits that bible is fact.



GLORY!
While this is good news indeed, I am a little perturbed that Costco still rewards this distributor by continuing to do business with them. That distributor should be picketed, boycotted and sent a small, nondescript package, much akin to what I sent to my local abortion clinic during the days of "remember when that strip mall used to be there?"

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GLORY!
Jesus wins as always!!

But let's not stop our boycott just because they apologized. No! We need to drive Costco out of business, because they coddle fags and pay people exorbitant socialist wages.

Wal-Mart is a much more in line with my ethics. It's a place where you really get a chance to pull yourself up by the bootstraps like the Walton family did. 130 billion in wealth and growing at around 17 billion a year.
It could happen for you too as you will start for $8.50 an hour.
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