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Old 11-21-2013, 04:51 PM
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Default 7th annual trampling of salt only one week away!!

Just a reminder, I will be holding the 7th annual trampling of salt on next week's Friday (29. of November) as per Matthew 5:13

"Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt have lost his savour, wherewith shall it be salted? it is thenceforth good for nothing, but to be cast out, and to be trodden under foot of men."

As usual, I have already quite a bit of salt that has lost it's savour to trod on, but please bring in your savourless salt as well, so there is enough salt for everyone to tread into ground.

REMEMBER! Savourless salt of the earth only! No salt with savour still on or sea salt of any kind. I'm sure I don't have to remind you about last year's incident that followed after few "no names mentioned" brought in five pounds of that damned sea salt.

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Just a reminder, I will be holding the 7th annual trampling of salt on next week's Friday (29. of November) as per Matthew 5:13

"Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt have lost his savour, wherewith shall it be salted? it is thenceforth good for nothing, but to be cast out, and to be trodden under foot of men."

As usual, I have already quite a bit of salt that has lost it's savour to trod on, but please bring in your savourless salt as well, so there is enough salt for everyone to tread into ground.

REMEMBER! Savourless salt of the earth only! No salt with savour still on or sea salt of any kind. I'm sure I don't have to remind you about last year's incident that followed after few "no names mentioned" brought in five pounds of that damned sea salt.

Marks are still clearly visible
Where will this event be held? Is there a host hotel? I would like to urge your guests to avoid trying to get savourless salt on Ebay, since unscrupulous sellers may try to mix salt with savour, almost unnoticeable to the amateur.

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OK, who was the joker this time!?

Seriously, sugar? How old are you people?
Sometimes it feels like you are not taking this seriously.
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OK, who was the joker this time!?

Seriously, sugar? How old are you people?
Sometimes it feels like you are not taking this seriously.
The offender was (as ever) one of those annoying people attempting to gain a residency permit in Freehold.

Obviously sugar was a poor substitute for hyposavour salt but some people have no idea what the words 'purity' or 'Born-Oppenheimer and Born-Huang treatments of molecular eigenstates' mean.

The offender was left in no doubt about the chemical constituents of the hyposavouries (or any compound thereof) and has a new found healthy respect for God's love.

John 15:6 "If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned."

As if a man of God such as yourself would be fooled

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