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The Poetaster's Korner Tasteful poetry for JESUS but don't let the flowers fool you. NO HOMERS ALLOWED!

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As much as I hate to admit it, the slopes may have hit on something with the Haiku. The power and simplicity of the format sure lends itself to expressing the principles of True Christianity...

two gayrods
sweaty from exertion
Jesus weeps

shady window sill
hot pie cools
a coon is near

mouthy wife
with busted lip
should have shut up

better to trust
a poison snake
than hook-nosed joos
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