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The Poetaster's Korner Tasteful poetry for JESUS but don't let the flowers fool you. NO HOMERS ALLOWED!

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Old 12-05-2013, 04:06 AM
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O! My pie doth glisten in the sun, Exposed quite clearly for everyone; Notice how the cherry steams, Inviting, oozing goodness as it gleams! Won't you sample my goods, my pastries, my wares? Won't you let your lips engulf what awaits you there? I invite you to come, and come again For always there will be more, For always there will be more.
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Old 12-05-2013, 04:17 AM
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O! My pie doth glisten in the sun, Exposed quite clearly for everyone; Notice how the cherry steams, Inviting, oozing goodness as it gleams! Won't you sample my goods, my pastries, my wares? Won't you let your lips engulf what awaits you there? I invite you to come, and come again For always there will be more, For always there will be more.
You have quite a way with words, young lady!

I can almost taste your warm cherry pie on my eager tongue right now!
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It's just not fair to tempt a man with pie like that.
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