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Angry Obviously faggy pope says honest bible fearing True Christians are mentally diseased!

Blatantly obvious boy-raping faggot anti-Christ Pope Francis...



Just take a look at him, brethren. Has there ever been a more obvious salivating boy-anus-violating sodomite?

Anyway, he says that people who fail to twist scripture to mean you can put your tallywacker into little boys are mentally diseased. I mean where did Jesus say you should dress like women and sodomise boys?
Pope Francis has been very clear about how he feels about ideological purity in religion. He’s been particularly critical of right-wing Christian fundamentalism. Pope Francis has shifted the focus of the Catholic Church to issues facing the poor and the sick. He has railed against economic inequality and has criticized the anti-gay and anti-abortion strains that have come to dominate the Christian Right here in America. Such ideological extremism is dangerous, not only to Christianity, but to the world. And Pope Francis said as much last Thursday.

“In ideologies there is not Jesus: in his tenderness, his love, his meekness. And ideologies are rigid, always. Of every sign: rigid. And when a Christian becomes a disciple of the ideology, he has lost the faith: he is no longer a disciple of Jesus, he is a disciple of this attitude of thought… For this reason Jesus said to them: ‘You have taken away the key of knowledge.’ The knowledge of Jesus is transformed into an ideological and also moralistic knowledge, because these close the door with many requirements. The faith becomes ideology and ideology frightens, ideology chases away the people, distances, distances the people and distances of the Church of the people. But it is a serious illness, this of ideological Christians. It is an illness, but it is not new, eh?”

Clearly, Pope Francis isn’t fond of the extreme ideals of the Christian Right. He supports helping the poor. He believes in economic fairness. He denounces hatred of gay people. He thinks the war against abortion and birth control has gone too far. Considering all of these things, it’s pretty obvious that Pope Francis was mostly talking to right-wing Christians on Thursday. Their ideological fanaticism has damaged religion. They have abandoned the true teachings of Jesus to pursue an extremist agenda. And Pope Francis just called them out for it
Straight out of the mouth of the false prophet himself. Yes, this man wants us to be gay and rape little boys, make no mistake! And he wants us to ignore the word of God and just make up a fluffy Jesus that wants us to accept homos and lesbos.

We cannot stand for this idolatrous claptrap, people! We must fight for Jesus! Fight to see this false prophet destroyed.
2 Peter 2:1 But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.

Matthew 7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

Jeremiah 23:16 Thus saith the LORD of hosts, Hearken not unto the words of the prophets that prophesy unto you: they make you vain: they speak a vision of their own heart, and not out of the mouth of the LORD.
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Just listen to the man - he can't even speak the language of the Bible properly. I feel sickened by the thought of his ungodly tallywacker penetrating the anus of innocent and protesting young lithe boys, their faces distorted with the pain and humiliation, screaming for release - and saying it's God's will. Don't you feel it, too?
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The only good thing about this yahoo is that it's possible that his clear hatred of the Bible and Jesus could topple the catlick cult once and for all. Once that is done, people will be looking for spiritual guidance elsewhere, and that is where True Christians™ come in.



Sure, it'll be hard to ween them off of the weirdo non-Biblical crap they do (praying to dead people, ritualized cannibalism, child sex, etc.), but I look forward to the challenge ahead.

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I have been watching this beaner closely, and he manages to insult me (and The Baby Jesus) more and more.

I assume this will be the first pope who's going to burn Bibles. After all, it's clear he wants nothing to do with its content.

This man - if I can call him that - is seeking popularity with the atheists by means of attacking his own faith. Astonishing.
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I feel sickened by the thought of his ungodly tallywacker penetrating the anus of innocent and protesting young lithe boys, their faces distorted with the pain and humiliation, screaming for release - and saying it's God's will. Don't you feel it, too?
That thoughts keeps me awake at night

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Not to mention that he's a damn wetback, too
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Not to mention that he's a damn wetback, too
I always wondered if that's how the catholics refer to altar boys.

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The irony is rich in that one - calling people loyal to the faith of Christ crazy while he walks around in a palace in a dress, surrounded by old men in dresses and lace doilies.



Seriously, any man who sits on that much money ought to have some shelves that rotate to reveal mindbogglingly awesome but super secret Bat-Cave type fun rooms, or they should give their money away, as surely they are spending it wrong.

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Seriously, any man who sits on that much money ought to have some shelves that rotate to reveal mindbogglingly awesome but super secret Bat-Cave type fun rooms, or they should give their money away, as surely they are spending it wrong.
You won't catch any True Christian™ pastor like Pastor Zeke sitting on a wealth he doesn't deserve.

He worked hard for that private jet and all he uses it for is the Lord's work rescuing poor Asian boys from sin.
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“In ideologies there is not Jesus: in his tenderness, his love, his meekness..."
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Right. Because Jesus™ screaming "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple," (Luke 14:26) is OH so MEEK and MILD!

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Blatantly obvious boy-raping faggot anti-Christ Pope Francis...



Just take a look at him, brethren. Has there ever been a more obvious salivating boy-anus-violating sodomite?

Anyway, he says that people who fail to twist scripture to mean you can put your tallywacker into little boys are mentally diseased. I mean where did Jesus say you should dress like women and sodomise boys?
Pope Francis has been very clear about how he feels about ideological purity in religion. He’s been particularly critical of right-wing Christian fundamentalism. Pope Francis has shifted the focus of the Catholic Church to issues facing the poor and the sick. He has railed against economic inequality and has criticized the anti-gay and anti-abortion strains that have come to dominate the Christian Right here in America. Such ideological extremism is dangerous, not only to Christianity, but to the world. And Pope Francis said as much last Thursday.

“In ideologies there is not Jesus: in his tenderness, his love, his meekness. And ideologies are rigid, always. Of every sign: rigid. And when a Christian becomes a disciple of the ideology, he has lost the faith: he is no longer a disciple of Jesus, he is a disciple of this attitude of thought… For this reason Jesus said to them: ‘You have taken away the key of knowledge.’ The knowledge of Jesus is transformed into an ideological and also moralistic knowledge, because these close the door with many requirements. The faith becomes ideology and ideology frightens, ideology chases away the people, distances, distances the people and distances of the Church of the people. But it is a serious illness, this of ideological Christians. It is an illness, but it is not new, eh?”

Clearly, Pope Francis isn’t fond of the extreme ideals of the Christian Right. He supports helping the poor. He believes in economic fairness. He denounces hatred of gay people. He thinks the war against abortion and birth control has gone too far. Considering all of these things, it’s pretty obvious that Pope Francis was mostly talking to right-wing Christians on Thursday. Their ideological fanaticism has damaged religion. They have abandoned the true teachings of Jesus to pursue an extremist agenda. And Pope Francis just called them out for it
Straight out of the mouth of the false prophet himself. Yes, this man wants us to be gay and rape little boys, make no mistake! And he wants us to ignore the word of God and just make up a fluffy Jesus that wants us to accept homos and lesbos.

We cannot stand for this idolatrous claptrap, people! We must fight for Jesus! Fight to see this false prophet destroyed.
2 Peter 2:1 But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.

Matthew 7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

Jeremiah 23:16 Thus saith the LORD of hosts, Hearken not unto the words of the prophets that prophesy unto you: they make you vain: they speak a vision of their own heart, and not out of the mouth of the LORD.
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Just listen to the man - he can't even speak the language of the Bible properly. I feel sickened by the thought of his ungodly tallywacker penetrating the anus of innocent and protesting young lithe boys, their faces distorted with the pain and humiliation, screaming for release - and saying it's God's will. Don't you feel it, too?
I would like to add that I have never before seen a picture of someone so obviously pleased with himself in spite of the fact that he has been caught redhanded by a photographer while attempting to pick his nose.

His look says he was just standing there holding his finger up, but that is obviously absurd.
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Default Re: Obviously faggy pope says honest bible fearing True Christians are mentally diseased!

Praise Jesus that I was able to escape the papist cult that is the roamin' catlick church. "The One True Church" they call themselves - ha! What kind of church deviates from The One True Word of God (KJV1611 Bible) and invents creepy rituals (referred to as "traditions") as some sort of feeble substitution?

And what manner of church frightens poor innocent children with lies about a place called "pergatory," where souls spend years in a limbo-like state, their only possible escape to Heaven hinging upon prayers and indulgences (read: money) from living family members and loved ones? No, far better to teach children to fear Hell's neverending torment instead, or show them artist renderings of the damned with their skin burned off their bodies by Satan's flames; they'll sleep peacefully at night knowing the Truth!

I could go on and on, but I'm sure the wise Christian men of this forum have already discussed all the salient points of this wacko religion ad nauseum. Plus, no one wants to hear a rambling, chickenheaded woman!
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