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Old 12-18-2013, 07:51 PM
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From time to time, atheists, Wiccans and Catlix come along and challenge the truth of the literal Bible. One way in which they do this is by asking such questions as:

1. “If Adam and Eve had three sons, and one of them (Abel) were killed, then how did they manage to populate the Earth? Did the sons “go in unto” their mother?”

Or

2. “After the Flood, how did Noah, his post-menopausal wife, his 3 sons and their wives manage to repopulate the earth? Wouldn’t there have been “interbreeding?”

3. “If Lot’s daughters raped their father whilst he was out of his head on booze, does this mean that Jesus is a result of incest?

These abominations seem to thing that incest then was incest now.

However, we all know that the Book of Leviticus in which incest was banned was not written at the time because God knew there was only one way to repopulate places. However, once the world had enough people, God revealed His Laws to Mr Leviticus, so that we could be morally guided.

Of course, these entirely reasonable explanations were so much garbage to the faithless, apostate and unbelievers, who are damned eternally.

And then, God arranges something to bite them in the ass. God, Who can be relied upon, reveals unto Mankind His Working through some foreigner:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-25423498
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Mystery early human revealed by DNA data

DNA analysis of early human remains from a Siberian cave has revealed the existence of a mystery human species. A team of researchers speculates that this could have been Homo erectus, which lived in Europe and Asia quite a long time ago.

Finds at Denisova cave in Siberia have deepened our understanding of the human groups living in Eurasia before modern humans (Homo sapiens) arrived on the scene.

When this work was published in 2010, the team behind the discovery dubbed this human species the "Denisovans" after the Siberian site.

The Neanderthal toe bone was found in the same cave in 2010, though in a deeper layer of sediment that is thought to be older. The cave also contains modern human artefacts, meaning that at least three groups of early humans occupied the cave at different times.

A high quality genome sequence was obtained from the small bone using techniques developed by Prof Svante Paabo and colleagues at the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology in Leipzig, Germany, and it reveals some interesting insights about Neanderthals and humans.

For example, the researchers say, the Neanderthal woman was highly inbred and could have been the offspring of half-siblings who shared the same mother.

Other scenarios are possible though, including that her parents were an uncle and niece or aunt and nephew, a grandparent and grandchild, or double first-cousins (the offspring of two siblings who married siblings)
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"The paper really shows that the history of humans and hominins during this period was very complicated," said Montgomery Slatkin, professor of integrative biology at the University of California, Berkeley.

"There was lot of interbreeding that we know about and probably other interbreeding we haven't yet discovered."

As part of the study, Prof Slatkin's colleague Fernando Racimo was able to identify at least 87 specific genes in modern humans that are significantly different from related genes in Neanderthals and Denisovans.
So there we have it!

Back in the day, incest was smiled upon by God.

Now, despite Landover spending $Millions on discovering the site of Sodom and Gomorrah, no evidence is there to show that there either was a settlement or even a house in the vicinity. And here we have the reason.

Sodom and Gomorrah were in Siberia! And this is the site! Sodom and Gomorrah, as True Christians have always known, is true!

We are therefore looking for donations to total $10 million to organize an expedition of Biblical archaeologists to this cave in Siberia!

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Brother Bathfire, this sound evidence only further proves that His Word is inerrant and infallible (just like the Bible tells us). The wisdom of God knows no bounds, he knew there was a time and place for incest and a time to put a stop to it. How else was he going to repopulate the earth after he drowned the entire planet in righteousness.

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This is exactly the kind of thing we should be concentrating on. Atheists hate God with such a passion that just telling them the Good News often has no effect.

But spending a bunch of monies doing research is right up the atheist's alley (so to speak). They spend their lives living it large on the research grants paid for by our taxes.

Maybe now in their ivory towers of intelligencia they will realise that Christians can spend money on thier most cherished beleifs, too.

Turn about is fair play.

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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Thank you for bringing this to light, Pastor Bathfire.

The atheist devil-worshipers butt-sects are always trying to nitpick the Word of God, and look where it got them...right back to proving God's Word is the ultimate truth...again. How sad it must be to uselessly toil against God.

I have wired 1% of the money needed directly to Landover's offshore account. I would have given more, but I'm a little strapped at the moment due to recent discrepancies in my accounts which I am in the process of sorting out as we speak.
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
From time to time, atheists, Wiccans and Catlix come along and challenge the truth of the literal Bible. One way in which they do this is by asking such questions as:

1. “If Adam and Eve had three sons, and one of them (Abel) were killed, then how did they manage to populate the Earth? Did the sons “go in unto” their mother?”

Or

2. “After the Flood, how did Noah, his post-menopausal wife, his 3 sons and their wives manage to repopulate the earth? Wouldn’t there have been “interbreeding?”

3. “If Lot’s daughters raped their father whilst he was out of his head on booze, does this mean that Jesus is a result of incest?

These abominations seem to thing that incest then was incest now.

However, we all know that the Book of Leviticus in which incest was banned was not written at the time because God knew there was only one way to repopulate places. However, once the world had enough people, God revealed His Laws to Mr Leviticus, so that we could be morally guided.

Of course, these entirely reasonable explanations were so much garbage to the faithless, apostate and unbelievers, who are damned eternally.

And then, God arranges something to bite them in the ass. God, Who can be relied upon, reveals unto Mankind His Working through some foreigner:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-25423498
So there we have it!

Back in the day, incest was smiled upon by God.

Now, despite Landover spending $Millions on discovering the site of Sodom and Gomorrah, no evidence is there to show that there either was a settlement or even a house in the vicinity. And here we have the reason.

Sodom and Gomorrah were in Siberia! And this is the site! Sodom and Gomorrah, as True Christians have always known, is true!

We are therefore looking for donations to total $10 million to organize an expedition of Biblical archaeologists to this cave in Siberia!

How those atheist will cringe - $10 million is a small amount for that pleasure; it is a small price to pay for incontrovertible evidence of the Absolute Truth of The Bible.

Please give generously!
Hmmm...I do not believe in the 'Homo Erectus' because this creature supposedly 'lived' about 2 million years ago. The earth has only been around 6,000 years, so that is obviously fake.
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Hmmm...I do not believe in the 'Homo Erectus' because this creature supposedly 'lived' about 2 million years ago. The earth has only been around 6,000 years, so that is obviously fake.
Of course the dates are fake, dear, but that does not mean that the bones are fake as well.

Besides, we all know that God allowed incest at the beginning of the world, when there were few people:

Genesis 20:11-12
11 And Abraham said, Because I thought, Surely the fear of God is not in this place; and they will slay me for my wife's sake.
12 And yet indeed she is my sister; she is the daughter of my father, but not the daughter of my mother; and she became my wife.
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And people spend millions of millions to fly to the moon to find nothing.
This here is science that gives us a better understanding of our world.
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I had enough of scientists and their disgusting obsession with playing God. It's bad enough if they do it alone in their labs, but now their freakish experiments are getting harder and harder to avoid.

Just yesterday the help game back from the grocery store with a new genetically-modified food called "spaghetti-squash". I shudder to think of what Satanic intervention was needed to mix the squash DNA with the spaghetti DNA.
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