The Landover Baptist Church
Like us or burn

Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS!

THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS! Open for the CHRISTmas Season only.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #21  
Old 12-20-2013, 09:46 PM
Mary Etheldreda's Avatar
Mary Etheldreda Mary Etheldreda is offline
Gushing for Jesus
 

Protected by JESUS Christian Love Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Cleanest Kitchen Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Pro-Life Most Obedient Friend of Jesus True Christian Homemaker True Christian Beauty 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College True Republican Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls Quiverful Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Super Soaker Baptism Award 3rd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts True Christian Lady Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Tomato Staker Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Hatchet Child Rearing Award 4th Year Bible College Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion 

Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 11,302
Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Paddy McIrish View Post
Mrs. Etheldreda, I fear that this arturd person must be snorting the marijuana!

For him to imply that Jesus' feet were Chinese - the very thought is preposterous.

I suppose Jesus had Roman hands and Russian fingers, as well?
Is he suggesting our LORD was some kind of freakish racial Mr. Potato Head Jesus?!?

__________________
.



Proud Quiver Full Mommy To Many

(Psalm 127:3-5)


Open Invitation To Atheists: 5 Reasons To Join the Church: Repent, and join us today!
Reasons To Believe (1 Peter 3:15)Logical And practical answers to a common question
Autism - the New Gay: Atheists conduct a nation-wide social experiment with children - Autism.
The Truth About New Atheism: Why Atheism is a Religion, And New Atheism Is Evil
Collecting Recipes For Placenta: Fetal Bread Of Life Ladies, share your recipes here for the fetal "Bread Of Life" (John 6:35)



Reply With Quote
  #22  
Old 12-20-2013, 10:11 PM
Mrs. Paddy McIrish's Avatar
Mrs. Paddy McIrish Mrs. Paddy McIrish is offline
Forum Member, possibly Irish
Forum Member

Friend of Jesus 

Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Beneath my husband. Ephesians 5:22
Posts: 82
Mrs. Paddy McIrish has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Mrs. Paddy McIrish has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Mrs. Paddy McIrish has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Mrs. Paddy McIrish has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Mrs. Paddy McIrish has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.
Default Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
Is he suggesting our LORD was some kind of freakish racial Mr. Potato Head Jesus?!?
Heaven forbid! You know, the very idea is so ridiculously absurd that it's almost laughable, if it wasn't so ... blasphemous. Jesus as some sort of rag-tag, patchwork quilt of mongrel nationalities; where do these heathens come up with such rude nonsense?

On a happier note, we know about God's plan for dimbulbs like arturd. Leviticus 24:16

Enjoy the feel of Jesus' "chinese" foot drop-kicking your butt straight down to hell, friend.
__________________
* * *
1 Corinthians 11:3 - 'Nuff said!!
Reply With Quote
  #23  
Old 12-20-2013, 10:54 PM
WWJDnow's Avatar
WWJDnow WWJDnow is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

True Christian™ Christian Love 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Mission to Australia Saved 1 Year Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once One Year/1000 posts Porn Resistant Pro-Life Bronze Tither Eats the Most Pork Super Soaker Baptism Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus 

Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Godless New York City
Posts: 3,420
WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical

Quote:
Originally Posted by Minister Leroy View Post
Sheeeit
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Paddy McIrish View Post
What does that mean? Is that some kind of African voodoo talk?
I think a sheeeit is a woman who had a hysterectomy. No, wait, that's a she/it.
__________________
The kinetic theory of gasses is ONLY a THEORY.

Teach the controversy!
Reply With Quote
  #24  
Old 12-20-2013, 11:09 PM
Basilissa's Avatar
Basilissa Basilissa is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Friend of Jesus Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Real American™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Flat Earth Persecuted Prayer Warrior Kirk Cameron Fan Club Bronze Tither Paula Deen Negro Support Group One Year/1000 posts Touched by Jesus In Love With Zeke 

Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Middle of nowhere (Midwest)
Posts: 2,105
Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical

Quote:
Originally Posted by WWJDnow View Post
I think a sheeeit is a woman who had a hysterectomy. No, wait, that's a she/it.
Isn't that a name of some small Muslim sect or something?
Reply With Quote
  #25  
Old 12-21-2013, 01:22 AM
Marilynmanson666's Avatar
Marilynmanson666 Marilynmanson666 is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
Join Date: Dec 2013
Posts: 2
Marilynmanson666 is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical

I belive Jesus was black or Mexican so why can't old saint nick
Reply With Quote
  #26  
Old 12-21-2013, 01:52 AM
Basilissa's Avatar
Basilissa Basilissa is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Friend of Jesus Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Real American™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Flat Earth Persecuted Prayer Warrior Kirk Cameron Fan Club Bronze Tither Paula Deen Negro Support Group One Year/1000 posts Touched by Jesus In Love With Zeke 

Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Middle of nowhere (Midwest)
Posts: 2,105
Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical

Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilynmanson666 View Post
I belive Jesus was black or Mexican so why can't old saint nick
Sweetie, you can believe whatever you want - that's what the free will is for. Just remember, it's God way or Hell.

Free will!
Reply With Quote
  #27  
Old 12-21-2013, 05:24 PM
arthur frayn's Avatar
arthur frayn arthur frayn is offline
Unsaved trash
 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: 500 miles south of Babylon, in a trailer.
Posts: 41
arthur frayn is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical

Quote:
Originally Posted by Basilissa View Post
Once again, this is the color of brass:
Definitely not black.
Definitely not white either,

Brass = brass colored = asian colored = some shade of yellow

Are you maybe saying Jesus had a lot of brass?
Reply With Quote
  #28  
Old 12-21-2013, 06:45 PM
Mrs. Paddy McIrish's Avatar
Mrs. Paddy McIrish Mrs. Paddy McIrish is offline
Forum Member, possibly Irish
Forum Member

Friend of Jesus 

Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Beneath my husband. Ephesians 5:22
Posts: 82
Mrs. Paddy McIrish has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Mrs. Paddy McIrish has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Mrs. Paddy McIrish has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Mrs. Paddy McIrish has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Mrs. Paddy McIrish has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.
Default Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical

Quote:
Originally Posted by arthur frayn View Post
Definitely not white either,

Brass = brass colored = asian colored = some shade of yellow

Are you maybe saying Jesus had a lot of brass?
arturd = =

Friend, why don't you give up your sinful ways and surrender to the LORD?

HE can cure you of your drug-addled retardation, but only if you repent and dedicate your life to Him!
__________________
* * *
1 Corinthians 11:3 - 'Nuff said!!
Reply With Quote
  #29  
Old 12-21-2013, 07:29 PM
Basilissa's Avatar
Basilissa Basilissa is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Friend of Jesus Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Real American™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Flat Earth Persecuted Prayer Warrior Kirk Cameron Fan Club Bronze Tither Paula Deen Negro Support Group One Year/1000 posts Touched by Jesus In Love With Zeke 

Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Middle of nowhere (Midwest)
Posts: 2,105
Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical

Quote:
Originally Posted by arthur frayn View Post
Definitely not white either,

Brass = brass colored = asian colored = some shade of yellow
I said that already, but it is on the previous page so maybe you didn't notice:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Basilissa
I gather that you've never seen an Asian person in your life... Good for you, sweetie! Ignorance is a blessing!

However, I had the misfortune to run into a few chinks, and let me reassure you that their skin is not golden and shiny.
I mean, really, I don't know under what rock have you lived your miserable life, sweetie, but chinks are not really yellow; they're more like salmon color. Maybe you are blind? In this case, let me explain it to you, that red skins are not really red but brownish like cinnamon, blacks are actually brown like dark chocolate, and we whites aren't really white but actually kinda pinkish. Just sayin'.

How old are you, anyway? Have you never heard of poetic metaphors before?

...Then again, trying to explain colors to a blind guy...
Reply With Quote
  #30  
Old 12-21-2013, 08:19 PM
Mark L. Snyde, PhD's Avatar
Mark L. Snyde, PhD Mark L. Snyde, PhD is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Friend of Jesus True Christian™ Heaven Bound Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Tell her once Porn Resistant Prayer Warrior True Christian Hotrodder Christian Love Touched by Jesus One Year/1000 posts Real American™ TC Bravery Teabag Patriot Flat Earth Sons of Liberty Kirk Cameron Fan Club Persecuted Paula Deen Negro Support Group Truck Stop Ministry Member Early riser Guns, Guts and GLORY! 

Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Following The Rules
Posts: 1,280
Mark L. Snyde, PhD is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mark L. Snyde, PhD is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mark L. Snyde, PhD is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mark L. Snyde, PhD is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mark L. Snyde, PhD is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mark L. Snyde, PhD is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mark L. Snyde, PhD is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mark L. Snyde, PhD is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mark L. Snyde, PhD is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mark L. Snyde, PhD is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mark L. Snyde, PhD is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical

Quote:
Originally Posted by Basilissa View Post
...
...Then again, trying to explain colors to a blind guy...
Your patience and willingness to help those with special needs is truly commendable, Sister!

Your light shines as a beacon for all to see. Praise JESUS!

Quote:
Matthew 5:16 (1611 King James Bible)

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good workes, and glorifie your father which is in heauen.
__________________


I Kings 7:23

And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!
Reply With Quote
  #31  
Old 12-22-2013, 05:01 PM
A Follower's Avatar
A Follower A Follower is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS True Scientist™ True Christian™ Heaven Bound Real American™ 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College Friend of Jesus Tell her once One Year/1000 posts Porn Resistant Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Saved 1 Year Pro-Life Christian Love 3rd Year Bible College Touched by Jesus Flat Earth 

Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 728
A Follower is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.A Follower is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.A Follower is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.A Follower is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.A Follower is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.A Follower is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.A Follower is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.A Follower is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.A Follower is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.A Follower is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.A Follower is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical

It looks like my warnings were all for naught. Black gay santas have been ruining Christmas for children all over America.

Here are some typical images of what a black santa might look like:


You see a man here, having succumbed to Big Gay and Big Negro, in the sexual throws of self abuse. Sad


You can even see some innocent children who know evil when they see it and try to flee it, but unfortunately all the adults are in the throes of the devil.
__________________
Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
bible doesn't say that, christmas, false christians, false teachings, santa

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here

The information presented here is Biblically accurate. Opinions concerning the technical difficulties, fitness requirements, safety, and ratings of self-crucifixion, flagellation, stoning, destroying enemies of GOD utterly, without mercy, and other activities inherent in Christianity are subjective and may differ from yours or others' opinions; therefore be warned that you must exercise your own judgment as to the difficulty and your ability to safely protect yourself from the inherent risks and dangers. Do not use the information provided on this site unless you are a True Christian ™ who understands and accepts the risks of participating in these activities. Landover Baptist Church makes reasonable efforts to include accurate and up to date information on this website, errors or omissions sometimes occur, therefore the information contained on here is provided "as is" and without warranties of any kind either expressed or implied. Viewing, reading, or any other use of the information contained within this web site is purely the voluntary will of the viewer or user. You, 'the viewer' or 'user' shall not hold the publisher, owner, authors or other contributors of The Jesus Experience responsible for any incidents related directly or indirectly to the Experience. Landover Baptist Church, et. al., assumes no liability or responsibility for your actions.


All times are GMT. The time now is 05:06 AM.


Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1999, 2009 all rights reserved