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This past weekend, Elliot Rodger went on a rampage. Killing 6 people and injuring more than a dozen. Elliot Rodger had been diagnosed at a young age with asperger's syndrome Shooting spree suspect son of longtime Hollywood filmmaker . There can be no doubt that asperger's is just the liberal media cover up for what these animals really are: evil. ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!
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I was reading THIS thread just the other day on Asperger’s Syndrome, when it suddenly struck me – the behavior being described with this ‘syndrome’ thing is the EXACT SAME BEHAVIOR DISPLAYED BY SERIAL KILLERS, PSYCHOPATHS, MASS MURDERERS, AND CHILDREN WHO SHOOT UP SCHOOLS!

Symptoms of Asperger symptoms are:

1. Socially and emotionally inappropriate behavior
2. Inappropriate remarks
3. Inability to take turns talking
4. Physically violent behavior
5. Inability to listen to others
6. Speaking without any pitch or tone
7. Unable to recognize figure of speech or sarcasm
8. Difficulty initiating conversation


What happens when you put an aspie retard in liberal hellhole like California? It is a recipe for disaster. His Satanic nature mixed with liberal indoctrination caused him to become a mindless liberal drone ready to kill and murder and everyone.

Warning! Typical liberal speaking! Not suitable for children!




Elliot claims he went on his killing spree because girls weren't attracted to him. Yet his neighbor claims that he tried to start conversations with Elliot and invite him over to events, but Elliot wasn't interested.

Killer's neighbor: 'He was so closed off'


This is where you see the dangerous combination of liberalism and retardation at play. Despite having a BMW, his liberalism made him feel entitled to get even more, yet his retardation made him too socially awkward to actually get it.
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You can just hear the entitlement and anger in his voice. Liberals believe that just living a better life than them is a crime, even when they make no effort to pursue a better life for themselves. Liberals believe that they are above God and that they are the ultimate authority. Liberals believe that humanity is just a collection of "animals" that "evolved" from primates. It's this exact mindset that sets people on the path to becoming serial killers. Had Elliot been a Christian and had he believed in the ten commandments, Hell, or other Christian principles, this entire incident could have been prevented.

This latest killing is just another example of how the evils of liberalism infests our youth and causes them to become depraved serial killers. Liberals want to ban people from owning guns? How about they start by banning themselves!!

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How long will it take before people realise these "aspies" are a danger to society? Some years back in Australia an aspie named Martin Bryant went on a spree killing 35 people and injuring 23. You can even tell from this photo taken way before the event that he was going to turn out to be a psycho.



Aspies should be locked up before they get a chance to kill people. How many more lives need to be lost?

And you're right about evolutionary thinking leading people to think we're all just animals and can go around killing each other. I have this challenge for any evolutionist: If you really believe you're an animal, turn yourself in to wildlife services. The Bible clearly teaches that we're all just dust (Gen 3:19) and can only kill who God wants (Gen 9:5-6, for example) if it is sanctioned by the state (Rom 13:1-7).
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This Elliot Rodger played World of Warcraft too.
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This Elliot Rodger played World of Warcraft too.
And the ladies wouldn't go out with him?
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While it probably was just an asperger doing what aspies do best, being antisocial to the point they want to rid the world of all other people, do know that he had a chink mother, so we should not discount the possibility that this is the start of a second Pearl Harbor.

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Default Re: Atheistic liberalism causes aspie retard "Elliot Rodger" to go on killing spree

Not to mention that he was born in Godless England, probably came to America illegally, like Obama. Which would make this yet another case of immigration related violence
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Isn't this behavior reminiscent of animals Where in mating seasons a male gets bypassed Then finally goes on a temper tantrum.... Score another point for evolution.
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Isn't this behavior reminiscent of animals Where in mating seasons a male gets bypassed Then finally goes on a temper tantrum.... Score another point for evolution.
I was typing this on my phone. Hopefully I didn't make it seem like this behavior somehow validates truth behind the religion of evolution. What I mean is if someone really believes it We are all just animals, this is a logical example of the embodiment one might take to conform to this false teaching.
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This retard was a product of race mixing. Its mother is a slant and its father is a Hellywood liberal. Combine that with all of the feminazis who refused to submit themselves, and you've got trouble.

Anyway, that mongo is down in retard hell right now, tossing satan's salad.
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How many more lefty shooting rampages will there be before Homeland Security starts monitoring these TheYoungTurks subscribers?
May have to be wary of more stabbing plots too.Someone mighta gotten word out even mormons detect your flagrant hypocrisy if you utilise that which you vilify.
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I'm surprised he didn't try to twerk his victims to death.
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While it probably was just an asperger doing what aspies do best, being antisocial to the point they want to rid the world of all other people, do know that he had a chink mother, so we should not discount the possibility that this is the start of a second Pearl Harbor.

God put the different peoples in different countries intentionally, we should not interfere with His will. It will only lead to ruin.
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All this "aspie" stuff seems a little too complicated for me. Let's face it, women didn't want to go out with him because he was (wait for it) . . . . gay. It's no wonder he didn't have any friends, a rectum centric view of the universe turns off all kinds of people.
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Brother William, you are certainly right, these PUAhaters are probably all just fags.

When are these ass-pies going to have to register their locations so that normal people will be able to protect themselves from them?
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..The Bible clearly teaches that we're all just dust...
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The Big Bang theory (Nothing to do with Sister Thumper) suggests we are entirely made of stardust.

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Default Re: Atheistic liberalism causes aspie retard "Elliot Rodger" to go on killing spree

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Originally Posted by Nobar King View Post
Brother William, you are certainly right, these PUAhaters are probably all just fags.

When are these ass-pies going to have to register their locations so that normal people will be able to protect themselves from them?
Indeed Brother Nobar, and even if he wasn't gay he could pretend to be gay in order to pick up women.



In any event, this young man needed a "life coach" and that would be Jesus.
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