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THIS latest blasphemy from the secular god-hating scientitians has the entire True Christian™ community in an uproar...of laughter. How can they keep a straight face and claim such nonsense? According to the Holy Word of God, the earth can be no more than 6,000 years old, give or take. Who in their right (Christian) mind would believe such blasphemy?
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The Voice of Russia and other Russian sources are reporting that a 300 million year old piece of aluminum machinery has been found in Vladivostok. Experts say a gear rail appears to be manufactured and not the result of natural forces.

According to Yulia Zamanskaya, when a resident of Vladivostok was lighting the fire during a cold winter evening, he found a rail-shaped metal detail which was pressed in one of the pieces of coal that the man used to heat his home. Mesmerized by his discovery, the responsible citizen decided to seek help from the scientists of Primorye region. After the metal object was studied by the leading experts the man was shocked to learn about the assumed age of his discovery. The metal detail was supposedly 300 million years old and yet the scientists suggest that it was not created by nature but was rather manufactured by someone. The question of who might have made an aluminum gear in the dawn of time remains unanswered.



The find was very much like a toothed metal rail, created artificially. It was like parts are often used in microscopes, various technical and electronic devices says writer Natalia Ostrowski at KP UA Daily.

Nowadays, finding a strange artifact in coal is a relatively frequent occurrence. The first discovery of this sort was made in 1851 when the workers in one of the Massachusetts mines extracted a zinc silver-incrusted vase from a block of unmined coal which dated all the way back to the Cambrian era which was approximately 500 million years ago. Sixty one years later, American scientists from Oklahoma discovered an iron pot which was pressed into a piece of coal aged 312 million years old. Then, in 1974, an aluminum assembly part of unknown origin was found in a sandstone quarry in Romania. Reminiscent of a hammer or a support leg of a spacecraft “Apollo”, the piece dated back to the Jurassic era and could not have been manufactured by a human. All of these discoveries not only puzzled the experts but also undermined the most fundamental doctrines of modern science.

The metal detail which was recently found by Vladivostok resident is yet another discovery which perplexed the scientists. The coal in which the metal object was pressed was delivered to Primorye from Chernogorodskiy mines of Khakasia region. Knowing that the coal deposits of this region date 300 million years back, Russian experts inferred that the metal detail found in these deposits must be an age-mate of the coal.

Another question that interests Russian scientists is whether the aluminum alloy is of Earthly origin. It is known from the study of meteorites that there exists extra-terrestrial aluminum-26 which subsequently breaks down to magnesium-26. The presence of 2 percent of magnesium in the alloy might well point to the alien origin of the aluminum detail. It could also be evidence of some past, unknown civilization on Earth. Nonetheless, further testing is needed to confirm this hypothesis.

It is the first such finding in coal made in Russia, according to anomaly researcher and biologist Valery Brier, who took microscopic samples of the aluminum for testing. Valery Brier performed X-ray diffraction analysis of the metal. It showed very pure aluminum with microimpurities of magnesium of only 2 – 4 percent.

Analysis was also conducted by Senior Fellow of the St. Petersburg Institute of Nuclear Physics Igor Okunev who confirmed the age of the material according to Natalia Ostrovsky. The find is very much like a toothed metal rail, created artificially. It was like parts that are often used in microscopes, as well as various technical and electronic devices.

While exploring core samples (rock samples) that were raised from a 9-meter depth during the drilling of the seabed to support the bridge on a Russian island near Cape Nazimova, strange metal alloys were discovered that were “preserved” in the prehistoric sandstone (age – 240 million years old). The pieces of special alloys had an unusual composition and were clearly not used in the drilling machinery. The alloys, said Brier, were artificial and constructed by intelligent beings.
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Wow, it is extremely funny to see these ignorant atheists fumbling around in the dark without the Word of God to guide them.

Science not based in Scripture can sure come up with strange and ridiculous results.

Thank you for that hearty laugh, Pastor Zeke!
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Well, it just goes to show you we don't know much about what went on in the antediluvian age other that what the Bible (KJV1611) tells us. God was definitely upset with the rampant sin and corruption - and possibly making gears out of aluminum. They might even have had their equivalent of Al Gore telling the not to burn coal. What's important is that God does not like sin.
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It just shows you that all that "earth is 4.5 billion years old and humans existed only the last 200,000 years" is total crap. First of all, the dates are all wrong (there is no 300 million years old rock on earth, because the whole universe is only about 6000 years old), and second, it shows you that humans existed throughout the entire existence of earth (all 6000 years), not just a tiny portion of it.

Aside from that, Siberian hillbillies are the most trustworthy source of information, so this news is real, not some sensational invention.
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...it shows you that humans existed throughout the entire existence of earth (all 6000 years), not just a tiny portion of it.
Amen. Who can now deny it, since the leading experts have proved it? But they definitely got the date wrong.
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But they definitely got the date wrong.
That's probably something to do with Russky science being different from proper American science - like they don't write with proper letters, maybe they also do math with different numbers or something?

I'm not explaining this very well, but I'm only a woman so don't need to know any more math than it takes to measure out the ingredients for a pie. Which reminds me, I need to take my mince pies out of the oven.

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That's probably something to do with Russky science being different from proper American science - like they don't write with proper letters, maybe they also do math with different numbers or something?

I'm not explaining this very well, but I'm only a woman so don't need to know any more math than it takes to measure out the ingredients for a pie. Which reminds me, I need to take my mince pies out of the oven.

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You are quite right...the Russkies are not known for any kind of mathematical proficiency.
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That's probably something to do with Russky science being different from proper American science - like they don't write with proper letters, maybe they also do math with different numbers or something?
Also, I'm pretty sure they are not using Godly measuring systems such as miles, feet, inches, pounds, gallons, pints, quarts, and Fahrenheits, and use some illogical "decimal" measuring systems instead. That must throw off all their calculations.
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Also, I'm pretty sure they are not using Godly measuring systems such as miles, feet, inches, pounds, gallons, pints, quarts, and Fahrenheits, and use some illogical "decimal" measuring systems instead. That must throw off all their calculations.
You are correct too my wise Sister...it seems only the U.S. has resisted the unholy SI (Satan's Influence) system of measures embraced by the rest of the world.

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This system was carefully devised by blouse-wearing surrender monkeys (the French) to allow for all sorts of devious and heretical "science."
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That's secular science. Theys hold a stone in their hands and call it a machine.
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Default Re: Scientists Find 300 Million Year Old Machine in Communist Russia

It truly illustrates how desperate scientologists are to win hearts and minds.

We Christian scientists have debunked germ theory, evolution, and relativity, so now they are just grasping at straws as their paper tiger of a belief system comes crashing down around them.
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