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Old 02-06-2014, 12:23 PM
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Default Re: URGENT funding need: Save James Hutchins' Truck Stop Ministry!

Brother Hutchins, Let me know where you are and my husband Mike will come to collect you. Despite our own dire situation, we cannot allow a True Christian ™ brother to have to endure that. Mike will bring a set of his own clothing for you; I think they should fit. At least my children and I are now ensconced in the Hilton Hotel (thanks to Sister Naomi). When he gets back home, he is off to Germany on business and his skiing trip to Austria (where he also has a most unpleasant job of visiting a certain pedophile papist priest).
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Old 02-06-2014, 12:35 PM
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I appreciate the kind offer, MoS however, I have been instructed to not accept gifts from any that know of my plight and only take help from those that are less fortunate than myself.
Apparently, some in the upper echelons of the Church have a desire for (as I have heard through third parties) me to learn 'some humility'. Why, I do not know, I am perhaps the humblest man I know other than the LBC Pastors and Reverends.
I do find that it all seems like a strange coincidence after I won non-stop at the LBC 'Bingo' week-long game at the Bellagio earlier in the month. I am just saying and not accusing anyone of being vindictive and petty.
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Old 02-06-2014, 02:08 PM
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I am indeed making the trek back to Landover for a meeting regarding my part in the unsightly blemish on the otherwise mostly spotless glistening history of Landover Baptist Church. While I am nothing but a hapless victim here, the Church board has refused to send the G500 or even a car to get me. Nor would they provide a bus ticket.
It also seems that all my accounts were frozen by the IRS due to the loss of 501C status of my ministry and outrageous false claims of sexual misconduct, prostitution, drugs and international child transport. Obviously there must be some other group operating in the shadows using the same name as I have.
All I have are the clothes on my back, a sturdy 8' length of Hickory, my Official LBC personal Tablet running JeOS Ver 8.1 with WorldWideWiFi. It also seems my clothes and shoes were stolen after that night in the mens room where I was gang raped by the boy scout troop going to the Jamboree in Wisconsin. I've managed to locate some cardboard and twine to fashion a sort of sandal and a large blanket to protect my large, manly yet frail frame.
I will get to Landover. As God is my witness. Nothing will stop me from making the trip to the promised land at the Church offices. I cannot fail as Jesus will be guiding me.
I know things may seem dark now brother, but Chris Christie has it worse.
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Old 02-07-2014, 03:31 AM
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It also seems my clothes and shoes were stolen after that night in the mens room where I was gang raped by the boy scout troop going to the Jamboree in Wisconsin.
I will be praying that you didn't get the AIDS from those squirrel sodomites.

In the meanwhile, when you get to Freehold, quarters have been arranged until such time as your health is given a clear.

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Old 02-07-2014, 09:03 PM
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Brother Hutchins, Let me know where you are and my husband Mike will come to collect you...we cannot allow a True Christian ™ brother to have to endure that.
I am sure your intentions are the best, dear Sister, but Brother Hutchins has made his choice, and we as mere women must support our Menfolk as they battle ever onward in God™s Glory.

Who are we to deny him his Salvation©?

James 2:20 But do you not know, O foolish man, that faith without works is dead?

Revelation 20:13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them:
and they were judged every man according to their works
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Brother Hutchins has taken this marvelous opportunity to put his FAITH and his walking WORKS toward the Church™. Why cannot we grow wise from this, rather than always attempt to derail and undermine?

You know, just incidentally, Our Lord™ Jesus Christ walked for faith, too...and wearing a crown of thorns and a 10 ton cross, to boot!



Brother Hutchins' walk homeward will be a stroll in the park in comparison.
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Old 02-07-2014, 10:56 PM
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after that night in the mens room where I was gang raped by the boy scout troop
When is the wedding?
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Old 02-07-2014, 11:27 PM
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When is the wedding?
Why am I not surprised you disturbing foreigners think anal rape is a normal occupation. You all have become hardened to common decency living in a country where human rights abuse is not only common place but reveled in.

I have not sat down in a week and I still have 'that drip'.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Can I just say how incredibly hurtful your comment is? It was my hands that Satan used to steal contributions earmarked for bringing Mr. Hutchins home, so on some level, it's almost as if it's my fault he's still out there.

Speaking as the person who would at least be hypothetically responsible for Mr. Hutchins' rape if you took Satan out of the equation, I am doubly traumatized by your insensitive comments.
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