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Old 02-03-2014, 03:46 PM
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Hello Levi Jones.

Happy birthday I did not remember your birthday it was on the home page at the bottom I hope you get some nice gifts and a cake.

It is also the birthday of FreeFromBrains but I am not going to start a thread for her I have seen her be mean to people.

Thank you.

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Old 02-03-2014, 04:22 PM
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Default Re: Happy birthday Levi Jones.

I still have fond memories of last years birthday BBQ. I might even bring a present this year.
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In these end times it's good to have a Pastor like Levi around who takes a firm stand for .
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Dearest Levi, I wish you all the joy that God can muster upon your broad shoulders for a day of celebration. While I know you are a little disappointed you have most likely many more years to ge before God calls you home to sit upon His right hand, please take solace in my small gift.
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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Brother Levi, a most blessed birthday to you.
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Dearest Pastor Levi,

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Happy birthday, brother! You are truly one of the God's chosen.
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God bless you Levi Jones! Happy birthday!
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A most Blessed Birthday to you, Pastor Jones!
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Many Happy Returns of the day, Pastor. I have us down for tee-time at 10am, sharp.
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