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World map: simplified for children:



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North America:

USA

Why God hates America.
A full comparison: Red States VS Blue States.

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/       |Ida.|~~~~~~~~|S Dak.\    \   | | '~\  |_____,|~,-'Mass.
|~~--__ |    | Wyoming|____  |~~~~~|--| |__ /_-'Penn.{,~Conn (RI)
|   |  ~~~|~~|        |    ~~\ Iowa/  `-' |`~ |~_____{/NJ
|   |     |  '---------, Nebr.\----| IL|IN|OH,' ~/~\,|`MD (DE)
',  \ Nev.|Utah| Colo. |~~~~~~~|    \  | ,'~~\WV/ VA |
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    \    |Ariz.| New  |   |_    |Ark./~~|~~\    \,/S Car.
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Canada

Mexico

Caribbean Mexico
Jamaica | Cuba | Haiti | Puerto Rico | Grenada

Central Mexico
Costa Rica

South Mexico
Argentine | Brazil | Chile | Columbia | Falkland Islands | Venezuela

Cities: Rio

Europe:

Rev. Jim Osborne's close up of Europe:


Austria | Belgium | Bulgaria | Cyprus | Czech Republic | Denmark | Estonia | Finland | France | Germany | Greece | Hungary | Ireland | Italy | Latvia | Lithuania | Luxembourg | Malta | Netherlands | Poland | Portugal | Romania | Russia | Scandanavia | Scotland | Slovakia | Slovenia | Spain | Sweden | Switzerland | Ukraine | United Kingdom | Vatican City

Asia

Middle East

Some Old Testament maps. Not very pretty, but it covers the basics.
Biblemaps.org: Gives you the geographical location of everything in the Bible! They wimped out and didn't add the Book of Revelation. Are they just pansies are are they a front-group for the AntiChrist?

Afghanistan | Bahrain | Dubai | Iran | Iraq | Israel | Kazakhstan | Kurdistan | Lebanon | Pakistan | Palestine | Saudi Arabia | Syria | Turkey | Uzbekistan | Yemen

Orient

Bhutan | Burma | Cambodia | China | Indonesia | Japan | Korea | Malaysia | Myanmar | North Korea | Philippines | Taiwan | Thailand | Tibet | Vietnam

Africa

North Africa
Algeria | Egypt | Libya | Morocco | Sudan | Tunisia

Horn of Africa
Ethiopia | Somolia

Eastern Africa
Kenya | Madagascar | Malawi | Mozambique | Uganda

Southern Africa
South Africa

Western Africa
Gambia | Ghana | Liberia | Nigeria


Australia
New Zealand
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This is very informative and helpful, Brother Jeb. The only problem I found was in the children's map where they included the Northeast US (where I am, unfortunately, stuck) in the Godly USA category. I can assure you that this is not the case. Everything from Maine to New York should be labeled Homers and Lieberals just like California.

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I think that is quite a good map, just, if anything, maybe in the center of Australia, you should have ' really big, really hot desert '
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Just a couple of points about the Europeon map:

That yellow place labeled ???? - well, nobody knows (or cares) what it's called, but it's full of Mooslimbs.

Also, I thought we'd established that the other yellow one labeled "One World Gov't" is an imaginary country? So for accuracy it should probably be either labeled that or removed completely.

The blue island underneath the big pink one where Bin Laden hid is full of Cyppos. And to the left of that, underneath the hairy sodomites, that long thin blue island is Cretins.
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The big place south of the Godly USA labelled "Could be anything" should be called Homer Central. After all, they're currently hosting the biggest gay convention ever, that they call the world cup.
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Europe map
I mean, I can't understand your map at all.
I come from Bosnia, and you mark the ex-Yugoslavia area as 'random ethnic groups', however, they are the same one!
Here's a real map of Europe, without any stupid things on it.

Here is a ethnical map:

You can see that you have gone completly wrong on your map, by making stupid mistakes.
Let's take The Netherlands for instance.
You described it as 'pot smokers'.
Yes, marihuana is legal in the Netherlands, but from my knowledge, it's only because of the healing purpouses.
(insert someones rant here)
Next example, Nazi's aka Germany.
Ok, this one made me choke for a bit, because Germany, since the re-unification in 1990, has a complete democratic system!
Next example, Mexicans (Portugal), and more Mexicans (Spain).
You can't be serious right?
Spain colonized the Mexican territory in the early 15th Century, and they made their ethnic society there the leading.
Portugal colonised not Mexico, but Brazil! So you cant really say that they are Mexicans too.
That's enough examples for now and please no rant after this post.
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What is there to rant about, you godless idiot?

Your "ethnical" map is nothing but a bunch of blotches of random colors. Do you really believe that the godless French are the same people as the communist Romanians? Also, you have lumped together the papist Irish potato farmers with the Turks and the Latvians. What could you possibly be thinking?

You have the gall to come here and present us with a false map covered in foreign writing and then tell us our well researched and God inspired map is all wrong? What is wrong with you?
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I wondered where all these disgusting teams came from during this World Cup thing.
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I wondered where all these disgusting teams came from during this World Cup thing.
Satan most likely.
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I'm so glad I have a good map to go by and accurate to boot! This should be the only atlas you ever need. Christ Himself would approve of such a high quality map.
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If we had real journalists they'd use that handy accurate map on the news.
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This... This is just plain racist.
Everyone in Brazil are drug-smugglers?
Everyone in Turkey are terrorists?
Everyone in Poland are retarded rapists?
How is this an appropriate for children to learn?

While you might ban me for saying this, am I really an enemy of god for sugesting that maybe telling kids that the people who live in Poland are horrible, horrible people, without even going there yourself, might be slightly inappropriate?
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This... This is just plain racist.
Everyone in Brazil are drug-smugglers?
Everyone in Turkey are terrorists?
Everyone in Poland are retarded rapists?
How is this an appropriate for children to learn?

While you might ban me for saying this, am I really an enemy of god for sugesting that maybe telling kids that the people who live in Poland are horrible, horrible people, without even going there yourself, might be slightly inappropriate?
Hello friend, and welcome to our friendly forum! We don't wish to ban you at all! We want to fellowship with you and Praise and Glorify the Name of our Lord and Savior Christ Jesus, Living Son of God for Ever and EVER!

But in answer to your question, you are really an enemy of God so long as you choose to align yourself against Him, and rebel against Divine Good (Matthew 12:30). It doesn't matter what your personal opinion is to Him, all that matters is your fear and obedience (Ecclesiastes 12:13).

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While you might ban me for saying this, am I really an enemy of god for sugesting that maybe telling kids that the people who live in Poland are horrible, horrible people, without even going there yourself, might be slightly inappropriate?
Sister Mary Etheldreda has already answered your first question. As to your second, whatever makes you think that nobody here has been to Poland? The LBC ministry and congregation travels all over the world, spreading His Holy Word. Pastor Zeke is tireless in his efforts to save the exotic ornamentals, at great risk to his own health, and only recently dear Sister Basilissa spent over a month ministering to the natives somewhere south of Mexico.

I personally have been lucky enough to avoid Poland, but have spent a lot of time in similar Mary-worshiping countries like Spain and Italy. The people smell funny, probably from their unhealthy diet, and do not use pooper-scoopers to pick up the mess left by their dogs and children. I even went to Hungary, once, long before you were even born, to meet my late husband's family. That was not an experience I'd ever repeat!

My only experience of Poles is the ones who come to England to take our jobs. I have absolutely nothing against the ones who stay in Poland, apart from the catholic thing. So we are not racist.

Welcome to the forums, though - we love to see newcomers here and look forward to really getting to know you.

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Everyone in Poland are retarded rapists?
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While you might ban me for saying this, am I really an enemy of god for sugesting that maybe telling kids that the people who live in Poland are horrible, horrible people, without even going there yourself, might be slightly inappropriate?
Well, the Polish may not be all horrid: I'm sure there are one or two True Christians but they sure get run over in war all the time by the Germans and Ruskies. So we can agree they are spineless wimps, and probably queer.
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I cannot understand how you can make such a sweeping general statement about a whole country. The USA is a vast nation. They are only stupid and gay in part of it (most of California, Seattle, Provincetown, Miami Beach, Grinch Village, and part of Atlanta).

Read a book and stop being so narrow minded.
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