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Old 02-09-2014, 09:28 PM
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And they call the Olympics sports "competition"!! It's not competiton when males defeat females.

The first out lesbo to win a medal is treated as a hero. That piece of gold will not keep her out of an enternity of fire.

She has "dude" written all over her.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/olympi...185728526.html
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There is the whole question as to whether women should be even allowed to compete. The Godly Russki men's ski jumping coach doesn't believe they should:
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Russian men’s ski jumping coach Alexander Arefyevsaid he’s not an advocate of women’s ski jumping, citing the sport’s injury risks and saying women’s purpose is to have children and do housework.

Arefyev was asked what he thought about women’s ski jumpers making the Olympics. They are set to debut in Sochi after a decade-long fight to join men in Olympic competition.
“I admit, I do not advocate women’s ski jumping,” he said in Russian. “It is quite heavy and traumatic sport. If a man were seriously injured, it is not fatal, but for all women may end up far worse. If I had a daughter, never would give in jumping — it’s too hard work. Women have a different purpose — to have children, do housework, to create a family home.”
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Good heavens Mayor, I thought the Olympic Committee was at least testing testosterone levels.
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What kind of pervert would lay with this?
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Good heavens Mayor, I thought the Olympic Committee was at least testing testosterone levels.
I've heard that, too. But, it seems to me they could clear all this up by asking the right questions on the Olympic application form:


Check one of the following.

Sex:

___Male ___Female

Attracted to:

___same ____other


Check mark in the wrong place, get out.
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And they call the Olympics sports "competition"!! It's not competiton when males defeat females.

The first out lesbo to win a medal is treated as a hero. That piece of gold will not keep her out of an enternity of fire.

She has "dude" written all over her.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/olympi...185728526.html
Are you actually on drugs? How is it not competition if a woman is defeated by a man? That's just like saying it's not a competition if one side beats the other!! GUESS WHAT? YES IT IS!!! A persons sexual orientation is no more your business than it is mine how often you have a sneaky wank! Don't even begin to deny it. What an individual chooses to do behind the secrecy of their own bedroom door is absolutely piffle all to do with you or your god!! The sooner you realise this, the better for all the world! Why don't you attempt a little of the 'each to their own' view on life and be comfortable enough with your own faith that you don't feel the need to disrespect, slate, and verbally abuse other members of the Human race for not sharing your belief?? What is natural cannot be damned, and what exists can be nothing but natural. Accept this, and be happy in a life where you answer to yourself, and not to a being you have never met, nor have proof of. What a waste your life would have been if it ends and you realise it was all for nothing.
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Are you actually on drugs? How is it not competition if a woman is defeated by a man? That's just like saying it's not a competition if one side beats the other!! GUESS WHAT? YES IT IS!!! A persons sexual orientation is no more your business than it is mine how often you have a sneaky wank! Don't even begin to deny it. What an individual chooses to do behind the secrecy of their own bedroom door is absolutely piffle all to do with you or your god!! The sooner you realise this, the better for all the world! Why don't you attempt a little of the 'each to their own' view on life and be comfortable enough with your own faith that you don't feel the need to disrespect, slate, and verbally abuse other members of the Human race for not sharing your belief?? What is natural cannot be damned, and what exists can be nothing but natural. Accept this, and be happy in a life where you answer to yourself, and not to a being you have never met, nor have proof of. What a waste your life would have been if it ends and you realise it was all for nothing.
Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Are you actually on drugs? How is it not competition if a woman is defeated by a man? That's just like saying it's not a competition if one side beats the other!! GUESS WHAT? YES IT IS!!! A persons sexual orientation is no more your business than it is mine how often you have a sneaky wank! Don't even begin to deny it. What an individual chooses to do behind the secrecy of their own bedroom door is absolutely piffle all to do with you or your god!!
It happens to be our business because we are experts on homerism. It is our Godly duty to protect others from this, the most terrible of sins.
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