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Old 02-13-2014, 04:20 PM
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Dear Brothers and Sisters,

The Lord Jesus came to me last night. He said, "Robert you must go out and raise the money to buy a Bugatti Veyron Super." I told him, "but Lord, I am a man of means, I can buy one easily myself." Jesus said to me, "Ye of little faith, I will provide, you must use the devils currency Dogecoin to do this task. Through this act you will show yourself to be a True Christian™." I fell to my knees and prayed until morning. This is my current calling. I will be hounded by the devil because the gays dwell with the these Shiebs and reddit. Dogs of the devil I like to call them. However, I must go. What should I do with the car? Burn it? I don't know.. I need prayer.

The Lord sent me something in this dream. I don't know what it is. Random numbers and letters?

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Don't forget the other part of the dream: That you sent a robust Love Offering of equal value to the Bugatti to God's favorite Church!
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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