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Old 02-15-2014, 09:19 PM
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That's Justin Bieber, a singer and teen girls idol, and he's a boy
Ha! have another look! That's a girl!
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Old 02-16-2014, 12:46 AM
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Well she is off my list of potential new wives. Will my heartbreak never end?
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Old 02-16-2014, 01:19 AM
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Well she is off my list of potential new wives. Will my heartbreak never end?
I too know what it is like to be spurned by trollops. Even the single women at my church repeatedly come up with FEEBLE EXCUSES WEEK AFTER WEEK when I wait for them in the parking lot after services with BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS. Flowers are not cheap you know. How many times do I have to keep asking for their "no" to turn to "yes, rule over me"?

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16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
Really, WHAT VALID REASON do single women even HAVE to spurn our WELL-INTENTIONED (Christian) ADVANCES? Why are they EVEN ALLOWED to say "no"? Should I even keep taking "no" for an answer?

You would think women would be banging down our doors to partake in a life of JESUS-PLEASING OBEDIENCE and SUBMISSION to a Christian husband!

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Ephesians 5:22-23
22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
I am more than willing to rule over a new wife and CONTROL HER IN EVERY WAY IMAGINABLE, but these FEMINIST WHORES keep planting anti-Christian ideas about a woman's place in society and in the family into their FEEBLE FEMALE BRAINS.

Brother, join me in taking the RED PILL and putting these FEMINAZI LESBEONS back into the kitchen!
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Old 02-16-2014, 04:32 AM
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I've never heard of her (or it), but I do know that Jesus has a special place reserved in hell for rug-munching lezbeans.

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Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
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Small wonder shes dyked out.

Her first acting movie was about a 'man hater', which fits right in, before that, she was in musical videos, and we all know what that leads to, being an ugly breeding ground for the new age perversions popular with the newly damned,
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Old 02-16-2014, 08:09 PM
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I thought this was Rachel Meadow.
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Old 02-17-2014, 10:06 AM
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Being gay or lesbian is not wrong, you're the ones who pretend to see the devil where he's not.
No. We see him. It is you who are blind to him. The Bible proves it...

2 Cor. 4:4: : In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.

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Seriously, why you care that much about another people lives? Why you don't worry about your owns?
We don't want to see anyone burn in hell forever. We're nice like that. And, we've been commanded to preach (see Mark 16:15-16).

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Lol, I'm surprised most people are surprised by this. Kinda of obvious...

But eh, regardless, she's a good actress, and her work in Hard Candy and Beyond: Two Souls was brilliant.
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