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Old 02-20-2014, 04:12 AM
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What do you remember from back in the good old days? Before minorities got uppity, before queers lost their shame, before women even considered going bra-less. Back when mudslimes looked like this:


Does anyone remember the old zoo we used to have in Freehold?




Remember when huge steaks were sold in the supermarkets, and only white trash ate hamburger? Remember when smoking was allowed everywhere, even in elevators? Remember when teachers in school were allowed to discipline children, as God commands?


Back in those days, satan was weaker, and America was closer to God. The joos and the homers have taken that away from us.

What fond memories do you have of bygone days?
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My mother used to put on a nice dress and a hat and gloves when shopping downtown. Nowadays, anything goes.
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Children were less wild.

Now the average unSaved child is a little animal.
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People don't even shop downtown any more. They shop in the malls where you might be shot by a goth at any second! We're not safe anywhere, not since they took Jesus out of the schools.
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Good racist jokes. I still remember those starving Biafran jokes.
And anything that had "Made in Japan" on it was rubbish. Even the people from that country of ornamental concentration camps. Everyone hated the Nips.
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I recall pledging allegiance to the flag (no one made a fuss about declaring one nation UNDER GOD), then we recited the Lord's Prayer under the sharp watchful eye of the teacher, and everyone in our school lived nearby...no Negroes were bussed in, requiring a reworking (i.e. dumbing down) of the curriculum so they could keep up. The greatest disciplinary problems were chewing gum and talking out of turn which were dealt with corporeally.

On a summer's day, I could leave out on my bike and be gone for hours without my parents having to worry that some pedophile was going to try to abduct and brutalize my innocence.

Children addressed their elders by "Sir" and "Ma'am" and did not address their parents by their first name.

Everyone kept their lawns mowed and their houses tidy. There was community pride. No graffiti, no vandals, no schoolyard massacres. Every household had two parents. Mothers stayed at home, and fathers went to work.

Everyone worked for a living...there were no welfare moms collecting handouts to subsidize the production of a litter of future welfare recipients.

There was no road rage...no honking of horns or signaling with middle fingers, people were nicely waved into a line of traffic.

But above all, everyone loved Jesus and atheism was simply unheard of except in communist countries. Being an American was something to live up to. Flags waved everywhere.

These are just a few things I remember from a time before "civil rights" took away all of this and replaced it with the decay we see now. Back then the best man got the job; now "affirmative black-tion" makes sure an inferior man gets the job and an inferior job is done.

I miss my America.
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Every morning we had to march around the playground to military music piped over the PA system. Little kids marched in twos. Bigger kids in fours. And being out of step was not tolerated.
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...What fond memories do you have of bygone days?
Polio, smallpox, measles, rubella...
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The family doctor who would perform routine surgery (appendisectomies, tonsillectomies, etc), would mend broken bones, would practice obstetrics (and deliver babies including performing caesarean sections), and would sit beside the bed to comfort the dying.
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Polio, smallpox, measles, rubella...
All of those are plagues sent by God onto sinners. Someone who serves God and follows ALL of His commandments won't get those things.
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Back when I was in the service, there were no homosexuals. These days it's practically a requirement. I've heard that now before you get deployed, they make you marry a same-sex spouse in order to complete the death benefits paperwork.

I weep for our once-proud military.

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Remember when we had our own drinking fountains to protect us from get black diseases? Now you can't even take the bus anymore for fear of having your wallet stolen.
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Remember when women were women?




Remember when women baked apple pies for their Husbands?



Remember when women knew how to service their Husband?



Remember when Presidents were White and spoke God's own truth?



Remember when High School Science Fairs were Godly?



Remember when Americans were all in agreement?



Remember when entertainment was wholesome?



What happened?
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The days of the golliwog are sadly gone:





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Back in the good old days even Godless eskimos were more educated. ABC books used to teach these heathens biological facts, such as that you can't wash the nigra away.

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Back in the good old days, people understood that sex was strictly for procreation.

People understood the necessity of publicly humiliating (or what liberals today would call bullying) those who didn't conform to societal norms -- the unpopular, the disliked, disobedient children.

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The days of the golliwog are sadly gone:





I believe in America (God's favorite country) those books were called "Little Black Sambo" and starred a mudslime sand nigra.

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I had that book as a child. In the book, Sambo is a dot Indian boy who lives with his father and mother, named Black Jumbo and Black Mambo. Sambo meets four hungry tigers, and gives them his colourful new clothes, shoes, and umbrella so they will not eat him. The tigers are vain and each thinks he is better dressed than the others. They chase each other around a tree until they are reduced to a pool of melted butter. Sambo then recovers his clothes and his mother, Black Mambo, makes pancakes out of the butter.
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Back in the day, even the joos in NYC had jigaboos running around wild in their zoo. It's just natural to them!
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