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The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

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Old 03-25-2014, 10:20 PM
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Is this where I am supposed to say something witty in order to court everyone's approval?

Dare I profess anything other than the Love for Christ my Lord? If am to be a vessel of wrath I will then praise Him... If I am an object of His Love then I will praise Him.

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Old 03-25-2014, 10:56 PM
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Jesus doesn't love Calvinists, and I challenge you to tell him otherwise when he dropkicks you into the fiery pit of hell.
For a moment I thought you were going to yell out "This is Sparta" as you drop kicked someone down into a bottomless pit - like in the movie 300.

But to comment on your post, I hope to never see that side, or rather be the recipient of His Wrath.... But I am sure there are going to be some Saints that praise Him when He does!!! J/k

Is it okay to post outside this thread elsewhere in the forum or am I supposed to be restricted only to introductions?

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Old 03-26-2014, 01:43 PM
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For a moment I thought you were going to yell out "This is Sparta" as you drop kicked someone down into a bottomless pit - like in the movie 300.

But to comment on your post, I hope to never see that side, or rather be the recipient of His Wrath.... But I am sure there are going to be some Saints that praise Him when He does!!! J/k

Is it okay to post outside this thread elsewhere in the forum or am I supposed to be restricted only to introductions?

sola de gloria!
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