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Old 04-06-2014, 09:31 PM
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So, is it wrong to use a mac, or not? Jeb is using one, so maybe it's okay. (Please don't get mad, I mean no disrespect, I'm just confused.)
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Old 04-06-2014, 10:32 PM
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So, is it wrong to use a mac, or not? Jeb is using one, so maybe it's okay. (Please don't get mad, I mean no disrespect, I'm just confused.)
Since Jesus killed Steve Jobs they have become a little safer. But you still have to be very careful with them.

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So, is it wrong to use a mac, or not? Jeb is using one, so maybe it's okay. (Please don't get mad, I mean no disrespect, I'm just confused.)
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Old 04-07-2014, 02:28 AM
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Mine is just the normal windows 7 background. I used to have a slide show of Sport Cars though.
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Mine is just the normal windows 7 background. I used to have a slide show of Sport Cars though.
Like this?





Or this?






Or maybe this?





This one isn't much of a "sports car," but it sure does pack a powerful message for the suburban family on the go, in everything glorifying the LORD!





I love the colors and the animals representing Noah's Ark on this wonderful car!





I think any one of these would make a great background for the serious Christian!

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Like this?





Or this?






Or maybe this?





This one isn't much of a "sports car," but it sure does pack a powerful message for the suburban family on the go, in everything glorifying the LORD!





I love the colors and the animals representing Noah's Ark on this wonderful car!





I think any one of these would make a great background for the serious Christian!

I didn't know cars like this existed. I am going out to paint my car like that right now!
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Right now, we have this one!

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Jeb did I see some, "Research" of yours maybe you should minimise some tabs before you post a photo.
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1. I only use it for muslim shooting simulators
2. Steam helps destroy the videogame industry, it sells games so cheap it's all got to be below profit, so they're literally undercutting themselves. Now, normally I assume businesses know what they're doing, but Valve Software is run on anarchist principals - they have no management.
Imagine a company where everyone is equal and managers don't exist. A place where employees sit where they want, choose what to work on and decide each other's pay. Then, once a year, everyone goes on holiday together.
No doubt traffic is always blocked in their hallways and the drum circles don't let anyone sleep. If Valve Software is going to help the videogame industry self-destruct, why shouldn't I help them?
The average game (except for smaller independent games) seems to be 40-60 dollars. They're not going out of business with many of their prices , and the number of sales, so you're actually helping them ,not destroying them.
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Can you name me some of these simulators?
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What simulators?
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I added this one today:
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Can you name me some of these simulators?
Are you talking about what games Jeb plays? Because I'm curious too.
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Brother Jeb recommended Towelheadfall, Seventy-Second Son, Angry Berbers, and Need for Speed: Camels to me.

Where can you get these games? He said he plays shooters from Steam, but they're not on there.
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This is my wallpaper
So you are a queer after all. And a jap wannabe to boot.

FYI: God hates you.
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So you are a queer after all. And a jap wannabe to boot.

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I have no clue why you'd think that from my desktop background
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I am bothered by the lack of Jesus. Why does your desktop exclude the salvific message of Christ?

Romans 14:22-23
Hast thou faith? have it to thyself before God. Happy is he that condemneth not himself in that thing which he alloweth.
And he that doubteth is damned if he eat, because he eateth not of faith: for whatsoever is not of faith is sin.


Please explain yourself.
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I have on my screen a wonderful image of all God's creatures after the Flood emerging on the cleansed flatness of the God's Creation - the Earth.



It shows in beautiful detail how wrong the evil looter "scientists" are, as this image shows without doubt that men and dinosaurs co-existed and that birds are not dinosaur offspring (there are no bird babies with the dinosaurs as you can see). I have used this picture when homeschooling my boys in the Creation science classes (I will probably replace them with Bible Study as some Godly True Christians advised me to do so).

It was also a joy to see the other Godly backgrounds of you True Christians.

Bless you all and thank you for your kindness (1 Samuel 20:14).

Yours (in tears (of joy)),

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