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Old 03-14-2014, 07:52 AM
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Malaysia Airlines is quickly acquiring a reputation for specializing in getaway vacations.

One lesson here, never board a plane with mooselimb pilots. That promise of 72 virgins in the koran is way too tempting to them.
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Thankfully none of the passengers were American. Why even write articles about plane crashes where no Americans died?
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Apparently there were some Americans:
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Australia - 7
New Zealand - 2
China - 152 plus 1 infant
Malaysia - 38
Indonesia - 12
France - 3
United States of America - 3 plus 1 infant
Ukraine - 2
Canada - 2
Russia - 1
Italy - 1
Taiwan - 1
Netherlands - 1
Austria - 1

According to the manifest: - http://www.malaysiaairlines.com/cont...20Manifest.pdf
passenger 171 - WOOD/PHILIP USA 51
104 - MENG/NICOLECHD USA 4 (presumably CHD = child)
213 - ZHANG/YAN USA 2
Those kids aged 2 & 4 sounds like chinks, but Philip Wood sounds like an American.
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If this isn't proof of Christianity as the true religion, I don't know what is:

Muslims pray for plane

A bunch of Arabs and gooks pray for a missing plane, and guess what??!! IT IS STILL MISSING? God would never answer these people's prayers.

If it had been a Christian plane, it would have been found. I would point out that All American commercial airliners that have ever crashed were found immediately after the accident.
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Muslims praying for the plane??? That sounds like stand up comedy. Everyone, even those who "say" they are Muslims know there is only the one Christian God.

I'm convinced this whole thing is a hoax. Some Muslim public relations geniuses said, "Let's pretend there is a plane missing and pray that it will be found. Then, lets claim it was found and say it was because the Muslim god answered our prayers. We'll make some photo shops of a 'discovered' plane."

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I'm convinced this whole thing is a hoax.
That's an interesting observation. I'm sure professor Snyde could do this a lot better than I can, but I've still decided to give doing the math on this a shot, and I have found that indeed the chance that there is no missing plane, this all being a hoax is 83.94%.

I have established this by calculating that chance that at least one of us knows someone with a direct family member on board of the missing airliner, that works out to 83.94%. I'm sure no one here knows any one like that, they would have shared their grief with us if it were so.

The calculations for those interested:
My calculations are based on the following numbers:
World population: 7 billion
Forum using members of our church: 53,365 (Front page of forum)
Number of people on the airliner: 239
Number of acquaintances: 150 (Dunbar, 1992)
As for family size for the people we know, good Christian people, younger people might have just 2 parents, older ones will have 2 parents and 8 or more children, so an average family size of 6⅔

Now it's simply a case of establishing the cumulative distribution function for the chance that of the 239 people at least one of them is among the family members of our acquaintances. This is actually a simple binomial equation, 100% - the chance that we know 0 people who lost family members.

The number of family members of our acquaintances is 53,365 * 150 * 6⅔ = 53,365,000
So the chance p that picking a random person from the worlds population is a family member of our acquaintances is 53,365,000 / 7,000,000,000 = p
The chance we know k = 0 such people amongst the n = 239 airline passengers is (n choose k) * p = 16.06%
So obviously the chance that we do know such people is 83.94%
The chance we know k such persons is:
n - %
0 - 16,06%
1 - 29,48%
2 - 26,95%
3 - 16,36%
4 - 7,41%
5 - 2,68%
6 - 0,80%
7 - 0,21%
8 - 0,05%
9 - 0,01%
10 - 0,00%
So even if one grieving person did not come forward, it is still more than likely, 54.46%, that someone else also has a friend who lost someone on the plane, if it did exist.
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From what I have heard, not a single one was a Christian.
Nor were any at least curious, expressing the possibility of Salvation®. I suspect it got too close to the upper firmament (ever seen the gook glasses, they are massive) and God, in His benevolent way, tossed the plane along with all the evil yellow cowards straight into Hell. What a sight it must of been! The sound of all that ching-chang-change boiling in the sulphours brimstone.
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If only the passengers could have opened the windows on the plane they could have called for help. President Romney could have saved those people.
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A big, giant jet airplane full of Chinamen, but also with some Iranians and other godless heathens, has completely disappeared.

It is not believed to have crashed on it's route. None of the "this airplane has fallen apart" alarms have gone off and the black box isn't sending out a signal.

When I first heard of this curiosity, I believed that the End could possibly have begun and I missed the shout while showering or possibly when a train was nearby. However, I believe that an investigation would show that there were few if any Christians aboard that airplane, owing to the fact that it was near to full of Chinamen.

The question is: Who has done this work? This airplane came from Malaysia, which is near to Indonesia, the country that President Barak Obama comes from. I don't know if that has anything to do with it, but it might. Some people think the Iranians did it, but I don't think they are angry with the Chinamen. It is a great puzzle.
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Yes, I believe it is obvious that the Lord God hates Chinamen. That is why He made them yellow and gave them slanty eyes that don't work very well. Also, His hatred is the reason He sent the English among them to sell them opium and steal parts of their country.

I think His hatred has now led to the destruction of their airplane. If they have any others, I expect He will smite them, too. It does not pay to anger the Lord.
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Apparently there were some Americans:



According to the manifest: - http://www.malaysiaairlines.com/cont...20Manifest.pdf
passenger 171 - WOOD/PHILIP USA 51
104 - MENG/NICOLECHD USA 4 (presumably CHD = child)
213 - ZHANG/YAN USA 2
Those kids aged 2 & 4 sounds like chinks, but Philip Wood sounds like an American.
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Well the ladies are weighing in now with their theories. Sarah Palin's husband told her that Flight 370 might have just flown on up to Heaven. I personally doubt this, because that would more than double the number of slants allowed past the Pearly gates. God doesn't like 'em.

Billy Graham's daughter pointed out that the upheaval and consternation brought about by the disappearance of this flight is exactly the way it's going to go down once the Rapture happens. The joo-controlled mass media is going to be foaming at the mouth, trying to come up with all manner crazy theories to explain away the sudden disappearance of so many people. They've already turned to witches and psychics for answers.

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I agree that it is unlikely that these Chinamen were borne up to Heaven. It would be much more likely that the flight was diverted to perdition, but I feel this is also unlikely.

The entire missing party may have opted for illegal immigration and may even now be ensconced in San Francisco.

It is too early to tell for sure.
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If they had enough fuel to get there, then I doubt if anyone would notice a few more ornamentals. But I've just realized that the only people who are still looking for them are the Australians, who are pretty keen on repelling illegal immigrants. So maybe they were heading for Austria?
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God clearly hates chinks anyway. So I guess He just decided enough was enough.

We are surely over thinking this. God wanted those chinks to just vanish, screaming, into Hell. But does the godless heathen press proclaim His miracle? No!

It's multiculturalism gone mad. We're supposed to care about some yellow people getting the final message from God instead of praising His glory and discernment in not downing a Christian plane? Are we now so backward-thinking in this age of internet demons?

Thank you Jesus for keeping good Christians safe and sparing our Pastor Ezekiel on his missions to redeem the far eastern heathen ladyboys while sending a clear sign to the heathen of their impending doom when He returns.

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With regard to the theory currently gaining traction that these Chinamen have gone to San Francisco to hide out, it should be noted that the pilot of this giant airplane is closely allied with and related to, the Barney Frank of Malaysia, who is currently in prison for his homosexual behavior.

I believe it is possible that this was a giant jet airplane full of homosexuals who have come to California to get married up with one another. I am well aware of the fact that, if in fact this was a giant jet airplane full of homosexuals, secretly going to God forsaken California to get married, the Lord might easily have destroyed the airplane for their affront against Him.

Either way, we may find that it was the homosexuals that have been responsible for this mystery from the beginning.
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With regard to the theory currently gaining traction that these Chinamen have gone to San Francisco to hide out, it should be noted that the pilot of this giant airplane is closely allied with and related to, the Barney Frank of Malaysia, who is currently in prison for his homosexual behavior.

I believe it is possible that this was a giant jet airplane full of homosexuals who have come to California to get married up with one another. I am well aware of the fact that, if in fact this was a giant jet airplane full of homosexuals, secretly going to God forsaken California to get married, the Lord might easily have destroyed the airplane for their affront against Him.

Either way, we may find that it was the homosexuals that were responsible for this mystery from the beginning.
I would not put it against the homersexualists and their lesbean paymasters to be smuggling themselves into America.

The more of the gaywise in this country the more votes for Big Sodomy to be able to dilute the Christian sexuality.

I'm definitely going to be more suspicious about Chinamen from now on: especially if they are in pairs .

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If they had enough fuel to get there, then I doubt if anyone would notice a few more ornamentals. But I've just realized that the only people who are still looking for them are the Australians, who are pretty keen on repelling illegal immigrants. So maybe they were heading for Austria?
Australia has a reputation for searching for people in the Southern Ocean, people that should be left to perish - most famously that Joo Brit Tony Bullimore.


Meanwhile, even that lieberal Westboro church has pointed out that while the authorities search for the plane, they have not asked God where the plane is.
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In all the coverage, I've not seen the explaination that makes the most sense. It's that God simply chose an inexcessible spot so the plane would not be found and pushed in there.

He had His reasons, the Chinese no doubt. If the world could just accept this explanation, we would save all the money being spent pointlessly looking for something God made sure we would not find.
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In all the coverage, I've not seen the explaination that makes the most sense. It's that God simply chose an inexcessible spot so the plane would not be found and pushed in there.

He had His reasons, the Chinese no doubt. If the world could just accept this explanation, we would save all the money being spent pointlessly looking for something God made sure we would not find.
They're all heathens or unbelievers so it's small wonder God killed them.

The slants should sit up and take notice but I doubt they even have a word for righteous retribution!
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