I always knew it! At last, medical science has caught up with God's advice!
A new controversial study is raising questions about the health benefits of distance running. Marathons might be bad for your heart.
Did you read the verse about Adam running 26 miles? Or can you give me the scripture for when Abraham ran between Beer-Sheba and Jabbok? OK, what about the miracle of When Jesus made a 100 year old man beat the best Roman athlete? St Paul and the Marathon of Ephesus? No? You don't recall them?
Well, that's because they aren't there and that's because God knew that running vast distances dressed in flimsy garb is not what He created us for.
At last, science has caught up with what God has been telling us all along. Man is not a beast. He is the image of His Creator, a Creator Who does not need to run.
The pastors are discussing whether to increase the tithes of those who insist on running as they will be called home earlier and thus pay less. A 10% increase is being suggested.
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