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The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

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Old 03-21-2014, 09:41 PM
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This has become so muddled, I'm not sure whom I am welcoming, but I believe the instructions request that you tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is, and how you came to find Jesus.

Who let the dogs out?

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Naomi, i have done that. 2-Dollar Bill was even kind enough to point us a path to obtain a KJV-bible, that our congregation need. He kindly did this without charging us, praise unto him.
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Naomi, i have done that. 2-Dollar Bill was even kind enough to point us a path to obtain a KJV-bible, that our congregation need. He kindly did this without charging us, praise unto him.
I meekly and humbly apologize if I missed this introduction. I am, after all, female and therefore prone to bouts of confusion. If only I had a man to comfort me during those times. I turn instead to JESUS, who brings me to His Arms through prayer. His milk of loving kindness is so sweet.

I know that someday, a man will likewise offer me a taste of his milk of loving kindness.

NRL

PS I am willing to travel.
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Dear Naomi,

I took your P.S. and showed it to our congregation. We have a few bachelors here, and it would be good for them to have a Christian wife, as I see that you have reached The True Christian status. They would then not have to fight the evil thoughts of masturbation. We made a descision to buy some of your anti-masturbation cream, while waiting for it we're forced to use tabasco sause for them.

I wonder how I can add a prayer here, since our member in Russia is still missing

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