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That is not a regional language, it's the tongue of vile demons.
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I don't need crutches to walk on my healthy bones , nor do I have a drinking problem , I can drink when I feel like it
and don't need to turn to anyone to help me

God apparently gave me the ability to do just fine on my own without any assistance

and yes sorry but Gaelic is a regional language
how do you like speaking English since its not native to your land ?
think you can change a few letters here and there and call it your own

this website just serves to remind me the grass is likely greener on the other side and alot of people on earth are quite mad , but who isn't
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this website just serves to remind me the grass is likely greener on the other side
especially if you come from Scotland?
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Sorry Didymus so your saying you dont respect other peoples beliefs ?
and Im a lawful human being and I dont murder or rape regardless of who says its ok to do so I have morals rape and murder or harm upon anyone in anyway is wrong.

Seems as though from what you have posted is that God is quite ok with rape and murder as long as its done in his name and no other gods , yet Jesus is quite the opposite and against doing any harm to anyone ?

can you maybe explain this to me since arent they meant to be one and the same as of each other , God , the lord, and jesus christ.
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I'm loving the private messages you send me telling me its not a debate,
where is the debate here likes?

I'm not debating anything as debate actually requires the use of Logic and Reason , none of which I will find anywhere on this forum

I only came here as I stated on my introduction to tell you that your ignorance holds no bounds

I'm happy I got that out , and I have no other reason to be here now other than to remind myself the depths of ignorance and stupidity the world has to offer.

God spoke to me last night and told me specifically that he hates the United states and also the stain that is the Landover baptist church on Christianity , he said that no matter how much you grovel at the feet of the devine upon rapture you will still burn in hell .

So straight from the horses mouth so to speak

don't shoot the messenger though
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I know English is not your first language, as you claim to be a Garlic speaker, but what does this even mean?

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This is why we forbid it here, dear. We know that so many of our UnSaved visitors are just not up to it.

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God spoke to me last night and told me specifically that he hates the United states and also the stain that is the Landover baptist church on Christianity , he said that no matter how much you grovel at the feet of the devine upon rapture you will still burn in hell.

So straight from the horses mouth so to speak.
Straight from the mouth of the Jameson's bottle, by the sound of it. Take care.

Proverbs 19:9
A false witness shall not be unpunished, And he that speaketh lies shall perish.

God bless you dear. I will pray for you.

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Actually Attila English is my first language, had you read my posts clearly then you would not find any statement from myself claiming to be a Gaelic speaker!

that which you don't understand you fear , hence the reason why Logic and Reason are banned on the forums

Jameson is Irish whiskey, whiskey isn't my preferred alcoholic beverage

Whiskey is an acquired taste and so takes getting used to , which I have no time for, and is only ever consumed at weddings and funerals personally it is not for me.

God did bless me, last night actually and with the wisdom that the US is doomed as well as landover baptist church , so as I said don't shoot the messenger.

the big man has clearly stated he has my back and will watch over me , you lot on the other hand , well lets just say he has taken note of your names!

Whilst i'm not religious , god cut me a deal , he says " I know you are a non believer son and this I can forgive ,but if you pass over my message to those of the landover baptist church I will allow your entrance to heaven because I dont want to even talk to any single one of them the filthy bunch of sodomites"

What can I say , when the big man personally addresses you , you really have to take notice !
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Actually Attila English is my first language, had you read my posts clearly then you would not find any statement from myself claiming to be a Gaelic speaker!

that which you don't understand you fear , hence the reason why Logic and Reason are banned on the forums

Jameson is Irish whiskey, whiskey isn't my preferred alcoholic beverage

Whiskey is an acquired taste and so takes getting used to , which I have no time for, and is only ever consumed at weddings and funerals personally it is not for me.

God did bless me, last night actually and with the wisdom that the US is doomed as well as landover baptist church , so as I said don't shoot the messenger.

the big man has clearly stated he has my back and will watch over me , you lot on the other hand , well lets just say he has taken note of your names!

Whilst i'm not religious , god cut me a deal , he says " I know you are a non believer son and this I can forgive ,but if you pass over my message to those of the landover baptist church I will allow your entrance to heaven because I dont want to even talk to any single one of them the filthy bunch of sodomites"

What can I say , when the big man personally addresses you , you really have to take notice !
Young lady, you are very rude

You have come here and trampled over our most cherished beliefs without thought for the people you hurt. I lived in Scotchland for a few months in the '80s and none of them were as rude as you.

You claim to know God on a personal level when we know that Jesus would not stoop to entering into a personal relationship with a heathen.

Jesus tells us clearly what He thinks of the like of your kind.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Do you see now?

God bless.
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Im being rude am I , your not addressing a female when I clearly stated my name is Paul

furthermore a Mick is a derogatory term for an Irishman I'm Scottish,
you cant spell Scotland correctly, and yes I have been blessed by gods devine presence , jesus had nothing to do with the arrangement.

I haven't slandered your cherished beliefs I asked a few questions and got confusing answers.

It's ok I've already settled a deal with God in return for his guarantee that I'd be admitted into heaven for passing on his devine message to you all.

but that would require some belief on your part , so yeh you can either believe I spoke to him or not , pretty much what your doing right now anyways so need to change to accept the premise
So yeh I totally spoke to him the other night , so more proof of his existance right there ! Who should I inform ?
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So yeh I totally spoke to him the other night , so more proof of his existance right there !
Mr. Adam, can you please describe more of your experience regarding talking to God?

You do realize that if you actually believe that this happened (which I really find silly) you could simply be in the first stages of delirium tremens? There is help for that. However, trying to attack us by using what you conceive to be His words in a mocking manner is not part of the treatment plan.
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Actually Attila English is my first language, had you read my posts clearly then you would not find any statement from myself claiming to be a Gaelic speaker!

that which you don't understand you fear , hence the reason why Logic and Reason are banned on the forums
Yet you continue to prove that your knowledge (forget about understanding) of the rules of English grammar is minimal. Interesting.

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the big man has clearly stated he has my back and will watch over me , you lot on the other hand , well lets just say he has taken note of your names!
Um, yes. This is what we would call a classic case of demon possession, or what the heathens call schizophrenia. You need to get rid of the demons, buddy. Some pills from a doctor might help with keeping these voices quiet, too.

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You know how I know that it was a demon, not God, who wal talking to you? Because this is the exact opposite of what Jesus really said:

John 3:15-18
15 That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.

16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.

18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.


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What can I say , when the big man personally addresses you , you really have to take notice !
Jesus said that we would be persecuted.

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I haven't slandered your cherished beliefs
Riiiight. Because the blasphemy quoted above was not intended to mock our beliefs at all.

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Why don'tyou read the Bible yourself? All the answers are there!

Pay special attention to Leviticus.

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It's ok I've already settled a deal with God in return for his guarantee that I'd be admitted into heaven for passing on his devine message to you all.
What was that you were saying, again, about not slandering our cherished beliefs?

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but that would require some belief on your part , so yeh you can either believe I spoke to him or not , pretty much what your doing right now anyways so need to change to accept the premise
So yeh I totally spoke to him the other night , so more proof of his existance right there ! Who should I inform ?
Your doctor. Like I said, some pills might help. I hope that you won't end up shooting some poor kids in some random school.
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Actually Attila English is my first language, had you read my posts clearly then you would not find any statement from myself claiming to be a Gaelic speaker!

that which you don't understand you fear , hence the reason why Logic and Reason are banned on the forums

Jameson is Irish whiskey, whiskey isn't my preferred alcoholic beverage

Whiskey is an acquired taste and so takes getting used to , which I have no time for, and is only ever consumed at weddings and funerals personally it is not for me.

God did bless me, last night actually and with the wisdom that the US is doomed as well as landover baptist church , so as I said don't shoot the messenger.

the big man has clearly stated he has my back and will watch over me , you lot on the other hand , well lets just say he has taken note of your names!

Whilst i'm not religious , god cut me a deal , he says " I know you are a non believer son and this I can forgive ,but if you pass over my message to those of the landover baptist church I will allow your entrance to heaven because I dont want to even talk to any single one of them the filthy bunch of sodomites"

What can I say , when the big man personally addresses you , you really have to take notice !

English is clearly not your first language and I've seen you speaking in demonic tongues here on this very forum.

The only 'Big Man' likely to address you is a police officer.

Godless Scotch Scum.
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Well two dollar bill , what more can I say , he spoke to me not me to him

I was walking my dogs at night , and there before me amidst the ash trees appeared a blinding light which filled the surrounding forest I was at first taken aback then I felt a great comfort overwhelm me I was not afraid and then I heard a voice , it was very specific in its intent I didn't know how to react so I didn't there was no primal feeling to run so my survival instincts didn't kick in at all , I've never felt anything like it .

The rest you know God was quite clear in what I had to do , you can believe me or not its up to you !

As I said I did not question it , I just followed his words and brought the message here.

Anyways, English is my first language no one said that my grammar was perfect I did not claim I was a grammatical super geek.
Typo's and grammatical errors abound, only those with nothing else to attack pick on grammar.

I see that I have now received two infractions for the same post, do the admins here communicate at all?

the police are medium to average height and they are not the "big man"
that title is reserved only for God almighty and I am no longer godless as I have explained he spoke to me directly.

Bill , why are you claiming I'm on the verge of mental insanity, would this not also apply to those before whom god had chosen to commune with ?
or was it because we had yet to understand the finer biology of the mind that we couldn't assign such psychological issues at the time we simply believed it was devine intervention, where is the difference here ?

I find your lack of faith disturbing

Basilissa you can hardly call me on grammar when you yourself find it a challenge

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Typo's and grammatical errors abound, only those with nothing else to attack pick on grammar.
This is very interesting, given that to my lengthy post you have decided to reply to (or may I say: pick on) in the following way:

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Basilissa you can hardly call me on grammar when you yourself find it a challenge
I'm really, really worried about you, man. First, you start hearing demon voices, and now you're contradicting yourself within one post!

I'll pray for you.

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I admit, I had to google this one. What the heck does police have to do anything with religion?
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what was it again eye for an eye or something

I really don't care about grammatical errors
i'm not writing a thesis on the English language and this is certainly not a peer review hahaha

Holy Henry mentioned "the polis" not me

Do you all actually pray for me , or do you just say that to stroke your own ego's ?

again can any of you specifically post where I have slandered your cherished beliefs ?

If I have said something like " all christian's are stupid idiots and Christianity is a religion for idiots" that would be slandering your beliefs

yet as far as I can remember I haven't said anything of the like, please do correct me if I am wrong.

Apparently asking questions about christianity is slander?
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I really don't care about grammatical errors
i'm not writing a thesis on the English language and this is certainly not a peer review hahaha
You might want to just forget about punctuation, then, since you seem to get it all wrong.
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Hi Nobar, thanks for the tip!

my grammar much like my understanding of the finer details of Christianity needs some polishing!

God doesn't judge you on grammar does he?
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what was it again eye for an eye or something

I really don't care about grammatical errors
i'm not writing a thesis on the English language and this is certainly not a peer review hahaha

Holy Henry mentioned "the polis" not me

Do you all actually pray for me , or do you just say that to stroke your own ego's ?

again can any of you specifically post where I have slandered your cherished beliefs ?

If I have said something like " all christian's are stupid idiots and Christianity is a religion for idiots" that would be slandering your beliefs

yet as far as I can remember I haven't said anything of the like, please do correct me if I am wrong.

Apparently asking questions about christianity is slander?
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Hi James, thanks for those quotes.

Well I cant see anything mocking anyone's beliefs
God has spoken to me whether you believe me or not
I don't know how else I can convince you otherwise
it is what it is.

I don't see how when I say God spoke to me and I genuinely believe he did
how that slanders anyone's christian beliefs as it's my own personal experience
no one else's beliefs have been slandered in the slightest

No one has a gun to your head forcing you to confess you believe me when you don't you either do or don't
There is no loss for you either way, well apart from the eternal damnation part but you know it's all good.

Oh right, so sorry now I see why you are offended your just simply jealous that God spoke to me rather than you, don't be jealous it doesn't achieve anything holding onto hatred is like holding a burning coal to throw at your enemy only you get burned.

If anything it's good news , that God still speaks to us humans right?
So we should rejoice

God did say that he would speak to me again in Easter on the day of resurrection but only If I performed certain tasks which I found a bit odd.

He instructed that a meeting was held with the lesser gods and they have been harassing him with threats from the union that the lesser gods no longer have representation here on earth. So in an attempt to appease them I had to sacrifice an adult and child male to the Mayan god Kukulkan the feathered serpeant, then I had to offer a ram and honey to Zeus, a Virgin and goat to be sacrificed for Lucifer, Buddha required no appeasment, Vishnu asked for a thousand leaf lotus and that I assume the dog stance, Thor asked for blood sacrifice of my enemies , the other gods were not so demanding and just asked for their consideration for prayer again.

I have to say I found the whole thing extremely confusing,demanding, and completely against my morales

So i'm unsure at this point if I can carry out these tasks just for the opportunity to commune with God again. I did protest my reluctance to do these tasks and God said no formal agreement was arranged and I wouldn't be punished just that the lesser gods would not get the acceptance they were demanding and the union would have to work harder for the next quarter to obtain more support from humans.

He said this makes no difference to the status quo and humans would continue as normal to worship him exclusively.

I agreed and said fair enough no sweat of my back, I don't fancy going to jail for the chance to have a chat again, God only knows what his next demands would have been. I found passing on the message a challenge enough especially with all the hate.
God did say though , "haters gonna hate" I was impressed he even fist bumped me when I exclaimed my joy at how modern and hip he was.

Totally cool dude
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