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Old 03-21-2014, 11:19 PM
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This story makes my blood boil:

http://metro.co.uk/2014/03/20/husban...-died-4668364/

Why would this man be persecuted for properly disciplining a hag like this? How do you men put up with us?

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Women have developed CERTAIN expectations since the rise of Fem-Naziism in the 1920s. They forget their place in the Christian Home, stridently running their mouths and talking in a boorish and undignified manner, lacking humility and shamefacedness, adorning themselves in costly apparel, and otherwise failing to meet their obligations to their Godly Husbands and to society at large. And in an effort to pander to the women vote, elected officials do NOTHING to put a stop to this. It's as if they don't understand a man's GODLY PREROGATIVE to rule over his wife (Genesis 3:16)!

It used to be enough to simply not leave any bruises in an obvious place. Confinement is one such option, as we have seen in this article. But now you can't even so much as twist an arm behind her back without a liberal judge accepting her word as sufficient grounds for granting a bill of divorcement. WERE YOU AWARE OF THIS?!

And once your whore of an ex-wife gets her divorce and spreads VICIOUS LIES about you all over town? OH-HO-HO! Good luck finding a decent Christian women to be receptive to even your most HEARTFELT and ROMANTIC of gestures! Beautiful sonnets left under her windshield wiper at home and at work on a regular basis? Patiently waiting outside after church services with BEAUTIFUL FLORAL ARRANGEMENTS? Do these women have any idea how much those cost? THE HEAD OF THE WOMAN IS THE MAN, AS THE HEAD OF THE MAN IS CHRIST!

The decay of society has spread to such a sad state that the only thing that is going to make it right is for Jesus to come from the clouds with GREAT POWER AND GLORY (Mark 13:24-27). The knowledge that the End Times are upon us is the only thing that makes the CRIPPLING LONELINESS bearable. If no woman will have me, then I must simply make myself SPIRITUALLY PRESENTABLE in anticipation of becoming a Bride of Christ, arraying myself in the FINE LINEN of RIGHTEOUSNESS (Revelation 19:7-8).
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This story makes my blood boil:

http://metro.co.uk/2014/03/20/husban...-died-4668364/

Why would this man be persecuted for properly disciplining a hag like this? How do you men put up with us?

I promise I would never sing this song if your relative died, gentlemen.

Lovingly,
Naomi Ruth Lamb

PS: Test me out - I will follow through on my promise.
Wow... She gets off so easily, with a simple breast twist and slight choke, and she goes to the police. Doesn't this woman have any backbone? I know whenever I act up my husband takes out his steel tipped cane and smacks me repeatedly, and when I complain it gets harder! AND STILL I have never and will never go to the police, not like that something to be proud of... He is just disciplining me for acting up. Doesn't she realize that it is a woman's duty to be subordinate, and submissive to their husband?

I also don't understand why the man was even charged? What can they charge him with, disciplining his wife? Stories like this are so frustrating to read.
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