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Old 03-23-2014, 01:40 PM
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Hello everyone


My name is Eva Christensen.

As my name may implyI am, alas, not from your
beautiful country of America, but from the much smaller and lesser great country of Denmark.
I am painfully aware that God hates Denmark, but there ARE good people here and I hope, that in time, the mercy of God will shine downupon us and that we also, can be saved. I would also in advance, like to
apologisefor spelling errors that may occur.

I am married to a very kind and just husband (who of cause has approved, me writing in this forum) but alas we do not have any children yet, though we pray every day that God will grand us, this our very biggest wish.



We do not go to church, because my dearest husband find, that the churches here do not live up to their responsibilities as beacons of light for the comunity, as they should. We do however hold prayer-meetings at our house, where we gather with group of Christians who share ourbelieves, and we pray and read the bible every day.

I hope that by, hopefully, becoming a member of this forum we will be able to come in contact with true
Christians with whom we can share our love for the great Lord.

My favourite bible quote is I'm afraid in Danish, from John, and reads: ...”Og jeg hørte som en Røst af en stor Skare og som en Lyd af mange Vande og som en: Lyd af vældige Tordener, der sagde: Halleluja! thi Herren vor Gud den Almægtige har taget Kongedømmet! ”.. and speaks of the rejoicing after the fall of Babylon.


I hope I can be allowed to join this site, and look very much forward to learning more about this wonderful congregation.

Much Love EC
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Old 03-23-2014, 02:22 PM
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Welcome, Sister.

We were starting to think that there were no Christians among the Norwegians. It is good to know that some have escaped murder at the hands of the godless Vikings. How do you avoid the fate that has befallen other Christians in your frozen country?

You are very brave to open your own home for use as a gathering place for Christian survivors, such as yourself. Perhaps there are the makings of a reality TV show here. I know you must be imperiled and we here would like to help. We are unable to send arms at this time, but we could send some ammunition. What do you need?

God bless you and please try to keep up communication until such time as your enemies finally hunt you down. With God's help, you may survive for many weeks to come.
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Hello everyone


My name is Eva Christensen.

As my name may implyI am, alas, not from your
beautiful country of America, but from the much smaller and lesser great country of Denmark.
I am painfully aware that God hates Denmark, but there ARE good people here and I hope, that in time, the mercy of God will shine downupon us and that we also, can be saved. I would also in advance, like to
apologisefor spelling errors that may occur.

I am married to a very kind and just husband (who of cause has approved, me writing in this forum) but alas we do not have any children yet, though we pray every day that God will grand us, this our very biggest wish.



We do not go to church, because my dearest husband find, that the churches here do not live up to their responsibilities as beacons of light for the comunity, as they should. We do however hold prayer-meetings at our house, where we gather with group of Christians who share ourbelieves, and we pray and read the bible every day.

I hope that by, hopefully, becoming a member of this forum we will be able to come in contact with true
Christians with whom we can share our love for the great Lord.

My favourite bible quote is I'm afraid in Danish, from John, and reads: ...”Og jeg hørte som en Røst af en stor Skare og som en Lyd af mange Vande og som en: Lyd af vældige Tordener, der sagde: Halleluja! thi Herren vor Gud den Almægtige har taget Kongedømmet! ”.. and speaks of the rejoicing after the fall of Babylon.


I hope I can be allowed to join this site, and look very much forward to learning more about this wonderful congregation.

Much Love EC
Welcome, Eva.

I'm glad you have your husband's permission to be here since, if you didn't, we'd have to boot you. But it's nice when a husband and wife can come together in faith (I Peter 3:1-7) instead of having him backhand obedience and virtue into you (Ephesians 5:22), isn't it?

Let's be sure and quote from the KJV Bible only, dear, since all "versions" are lying (per)versions. Quoting from any other "bible" is about as grievous a sin as quoting from the satanic bible.

And we speak American-English in these parts, which happens to be God's favorite language since, as the Nation that best represents Jesus' values, we are the Elect© (see Galatians 6:16).

There are very few Christians in any of the northern lands. Let us hope that you are truly one of them.

I look forward to your contributions.

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I am married to a very kind and just husband (who of cause has approved, me writing in this forum) but alas we do not have any children yet, though we pray every day that God will grand us, this our very biggest wish.

Welcome to God's Favorite forums! Don't forget to be sure to pray for a boy. Everyone knows that girls are much less desirable.
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My favourite bible quote is I'm afraid in Danish, from John, and reads: ...”Og jeg hørte som en Røst af en stor Skare og som en Lyd af mange Vande og som en: Lyd af vældige Tordener, der sagde: Halleluja! thi Herren vor Gud den Almægtige har taget Kongedømmet! ”.. and speaks of the rejoicing after the fall of Babylon.
Hi sweetie!

The person who translated the Holy Bible to your language must have been drunk, because Google Translate gives me the following translation of your verse:

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And I heard a voice of a great multitude, and as the voice of many waters, and as a: the voice of mighty thunderings, saying, Alleluia; for the Lord God Almighty has taken the kingdom!
Which means that this verse is not in John's gospel, but actually in Revelation (which also was written by John, but that's not in the title).

Revelation 19:6 And I heard as it were the voice of a great multitude, and as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of mighty thunderings, saying, Alleluia: for the Lord God omnipotent reigneth.

You see, this is exactly why we insist that only the King James Bible should be used. The other versions are simply garbage!
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My name is Eva Christensen.
Hello Eva, and welcome to our happy congregation.

My ancestors on my father's side were Danish, so I recognize the 1907-translation when I see it. At least you didn't quote the awful 1992 translation, but as my brethren have told you, this is a true and blue Bible believing King James Only church.

If you and your husband don't have a genuine King James Bible, you can use a site like this one, where you can read the verse in Swedish and then scroll down to where it says "King James Bible" in order to read, how God originally wrote it:
Revelation 19:6 And I heard as it were the voice of a great multitude, and as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of mighty thunderings, saying, Alleluia: for the Lord God omnipotent reigneth.

ETA: I see Sister Basilissa beat me to the punch.
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I shudder every time I see some foreigner post from a Bible translated from God's original English language. I know they often lack the intelligence to learn it and only speak their strange jibber jabber, but surely it's not too much trouble to make the effort for Jesus.

It was bad enough when the Catholic idolators hid the true Bible and had them all written in Latin.
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Thank you all for the welcome!

And may I start by saying:
How very silly of me, quoting the wrong bible – it will of course not happen again! I just took down the first bible i saw (we have so many). I will of course only quote the KJB from now on. I pray you can forgive me. That also expalins the error of the origin of the verse - again I apologize deeply!


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Welcome, Sister.

We were starting to think that there were no Christians among the Norwegians. It is good to know that some have escaped murder at the hands of the godless Vikings.
We to are very greatful that The Lord has been so mercyful, as to save us uptil now. I hope we can remain so blessed!


I am not sure how this quoting system works, but to answer you KateSanders -
Yes! We wish very much for the good Lord to bring us boys I would not know what to do if we had a girl :O -The horror!!

I know I have not answered you all, and I will return and do so as soon as I can, but I must go and preform some of my wifely duties now, or else my husband will justly scold me, I am sure.

A very good day to you all, and Gods bless!
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http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/
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Dearest Eva,

I would like to add my voice to those of my brothers and sisters!



Please take time to visit the many areas of our forum. There is much wisdom to be found here! In particular, you may want to visit the ladies prayer shack. My darling sisters gather there to discuss topics of interest to the weaker sex. We hope you'll fellowship with us there. Should you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask. You are now on my prayer list, particularly that your husband's seed will find purchase within your womb, and that you produce a man-child for the pleasure of your husband and the glory of GOD.

I am unmarried and therefore childless. This has afforded me the time to begin building my pie business, unlike some people here that do nothing but spit out 7 (or soon, 8) fat, retarded little pointy-headed aliens. Or others that try to attract heathens to, oh, for example, Michigan. (We'll talk later, hon - in private)

May the glory and divine presence of our most gracious LORD JESUS be with you always.

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I am not sure how this quoting system works,
If you wish to quote a single message, just click the "quote" button beneath it. If you want to quote multiple messages, hit the icon directly next to it the "quote" one (it has a little quote and plus "+ icon), do the same for other messages you want to quote, and then click the "post reply" button at the bottom of the page - it will copy all these messages into your reply.

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Yes! We wish very much for the good Lord to bring us boys I would not know what to do if we had a girl :O -The horror!!
I am so happy for you, because you know, the only way for a woman to be Saved™ is through childbearing:

1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

On this forum, there are a few old maids who have practically passed their childbearing age, and are very bitter about it (probably feeling the heat of the Hell fire in their near future). Please don't get discouraged by them.
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Dearest Eva,

I would like to add my voice to those of my brothers and sisters!



Please take time to visit the many areas of our forum. There is much wisdom to be found here! In particular, you may want to visit the ladies prayer shack. My darling sisters gather there to discuss topics of interest to the weaker sex. We hope you'll fellowship with us there. Should you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask. You are now on my prayer list, particularly that your husband's seed will find purchase within your womb, and that you produce a man-child for the pleasure of your husband and the glory of GOD.

I am unmarried and therefore childless. This has afforded me the time to begin building my pie business, unlike some people here that do nothing but spit out 7 (or soon, 8) fat, retarded little pointy-headed aliens. Or others that try to attract heathens to, oh, for example, Michigan. (We'll talk later, hon - in private)

May the glory and divine presence of our most gracious LORD JESUS be with you always.

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Thank you I will be visiting the forum you mention, as soon as i can and thank you for your kind words of welcome and especially for you prayers for our wish for a son!

How interesting with your pie business! I would love to hear more about that some time!


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Below is a link to God's word!



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Thank you!! That will make quoting correctley, so much easier

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I shudder every time I see some foreigner post from a Bible translated from God's original English language. I know they often lack the intelligence to learn it and only speak their strange jibber jabber, but surely it's not too much trouble to make the effort for Jesus.

It was bad enough when the Catholic idolators hid the true Bible and had them all written in Latin.
Again - I´m very sorry I will make an effort, the next time!

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Hello Eva, and welcome to our happy congregation.

My ancestors on my father's side were Danish, so I recognize the 1907-translation when I see it. At least you didn't quote the awful 1992 translation, but as my brethren have told you, this is a true and blue Bible believing King James Only church.

If you and your husband don't have a genuine King James Bible, you can use a site like this one, where you can read the verse in Swedish and then scroll down to where it says "King James Bible" in order to read, how God originally wrote it:
Revelation 19:6 And I heard as it were the voice of a great multitude, and as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of mighty thunderings, saying, Alleluia: for the Lord God omnipotent reigneth.
ETA: I see Sister Basilissa beat me to the punch.
Thank you for the link as well! I will be sure to use it!! And so nice to know, that more of danish desent have been saved
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I am so happy for you, because you know, the only way for a woman to be Saved™ is through childbearing:

1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

On this forum, there are a few old maids who have practically passed their childbearing age, and are very bitter about it (probably feeling the heat of the Hell fire in their near future). Please don't get discouraged by them.
Thank you! That made answering much easier!

I will try not to let it affect me, but i fear that I too am getting old - Turned 30 last year I so hope the Lord will grant us our wish - but I´m sure its all in his devine plans for us, and we will just have to be patient
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Welcome, Eva.

I'm glad you have your husband's permission to be here since, if you didn't, we'd have to boot you. But it's nice when a husband and wife can come together in faith (I Peter 3:1-7) instead of having him backhand obedience and virtue into you (Ephesians 5:22), isn't it?

Let's be sure and quote from the KJV Bible only, dear, since all "versions" are lying (per)versions. Quoting from any other "bible" is about as grievous a sin as quoting from the satanic bible.

And we speak American-English in these parts, which happens to be God's favorite language since, as the Nation that best represents Jesus' values, we are the Elect© (see Galatians 6:16).

There are very few Christians in any of the northern lands. Let us hope that you are truly one of them.

I look forward to your contributions.

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Yes! I am so glad that my husband found me worthy of marriage, and that we now can share a life with the words of the Lord to guide ud - together. He does of course dicipline me at times, but only when he finds it necessary!

- I do hope, that in time, I can prove myself as a God-fearing Christian, to the members of this site - And to the Lord!
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I know this is the introduction forum - but being unsaved-trash, I can not post this anywhere else

I have a question, that has kept me awake most every night, this last month. It is starting to affect my cooking and cleaning, which displeases my husband very much - so good people of Freehold -forgive this indiscretion, and pray, lend me some advise.



As I said in my introduction, my husband and I are happily married, and have been so for years. We live by the word of the and praise
every day.



Alas the good Lord have not yet granted us the gift of children.Not even girls.



I know that this fact, has nothing to do with my husband, who is a very noble and God-fearing man, who followes the bible down to the last detail. Which leads me to the conclusion - it must be ME!



I know not what I do to displease the I serve and follow myhusband, as a good wife should, I read the bible, I open my home toother Christians in need for fellowship (In this –
s most hatedcountry) I avert my eyes for other men – What can it be, that i dowrong?

If you have any ideas or good advise, I we be ever so thankful.





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I know this is the introduction forum - but being unsaved-trash, I can not post this anywhere else

I have a question, that has kept me awake most every night, this last month. It is starting to affect my cooking and cleaning, which displeases my husband very much - so good people of Freehold -forgive this indiscretion, and pray, lend me some advise.



As I said in my introduction, my husband and I are happily married, and have been so for years. We live by the word of the and praise
every day.



Alas the good Lord have not yet granted us the gift of children.Not even girls.



I know that this fact, has nothing to do with my husband, who is a very noble and God-fearing man, who followes the bible down to the last detail. Which leads me to the conclusion - it must be ME!



I know not what I do to displease the I serve and follow myhusband, as a good wife should, I read the bible, I open my home toother Christians in need for fellowship (In this –
s most hatedcountry) I avert my eyes for other men – What can it be, that i dowrong?

If you have any ideas or good advise, I we be ever so thankful.





Yours in

Eva
Perhaps your are being to arrogant?

1 Samuel 2:3 Talk no more so exceeding proudly; let not arrogancy come out of your mouth: for the Lord is a God of knowledge, and by him actions are weighed.

The answers are always in the Good Book!

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1 Samuel 2:3 Talk no more so exceeding proudly; let not arrogancy come out of your mouth: for the Lord is a God of knowledge, and by him actions are weighed.

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Perhaps so.
I DO have a problem with boasting, as my husband often have told me!

I must trust that the lord knows all - I just really, really want children!
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Hello Eva,

Welcome to the forum. Did your husband give you permission to be on the computer?

Otherwise this should be no problem with God's guidance and the vast intellectual resources available here.

Psalms 32:8 I will instruct thee and teach thee in the way which thou shalt go: I will guide thee with mine eye.

Does your husband's stones function properly? Is there anything perverse we should know about? Details are important...

Hallelujah!
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Perhaps so.
I DO have a problem with boasting, as my husband often have told me!

I must trust that the lord knows all - I just really, really want children!
Eva,


Your husband is not the problem! However, you are! I hate to be so blunt, but what did you do to make God unhappy with you. I do not understand why your husband tolerates you a simple slave can cook and clean. Your only purpose is to have as many children as possible ( preferably men!). Clearly you cannot please God. My dear, there is hope still for your husband that he can find a True Christian woman to bear his children and I have one in mind!

1.I have to ask were you pure when your husband married you?

Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.

Hebrews 13:4

2. Have you engaged in unnatural sexual positions or masturbation ?

Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.

1 Corinthians 6:18

3. Did you engage in homersexual activity before you were married?
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it [is] abomination.
Leviticus 18:22

Clearly you have given God a reason for punishing you!

My only question about your husband is why he has tolerated you this long.
Your husband should read his Bible and divorce you. You are clearly unclean.


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Keep praying, dear friend. God has His reasons for granting babies or withholding them. Sometimes, they are consolation prizes:

[Genesis 29:29-32 KJV] 29 And Laban gave to Rachel his daughter Bilhah his handmaid to be her maid. 30 And he went in also unto Rachel, and he loved also Rachel more than Leah, and served with him yet seven other years. 31 And when the LORD saw that Leah [was] hated, he opened her womb: but Rachel [was] barren. 32 And Leah conceived, and bare a son, and she called his name Reuben: for she said, Surely the LORD hath looked upon my affliction; now therefore my husband will love me.

And sometimes, He just gets around to it when He gets around to it:

[Genesis 30:22-24 KJV] 22 And God remembered Rachel, and God hearkened to her, and opened her womb. 23 And she conceived, and bare a son; and said, God hath taken away my reproach: 24 And she called his name Joseph; and said, The LORD shall add to me another son.

But if you are meant to be saved, it will eventually happen:

[1 Timothy 2:15 KJV] 15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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