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Old 03-25-2014, 04:26 AM
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Default Hi there

Hello there
A little about me

What Church I go to:
I attend a Baptist Church in Texas

What my favourite bible verse is:
John 3:16- For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

How I came to find Jesus:


My husband died a few years ago and I found jezus right after that he showed me the way to leave all the sadness behind and focus on Him

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Old 03-25-2014, 04:30 AM
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Welcome to God's favorite forum. What is your name? What is the name of your church?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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