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Default Noah Left Gay Animals Behind.

There are all kinds of public arguments over homerism. The final verdict is that Noah turned away animals that had no plans to reproduce.

Arguing over "gay rights" is such a waste of time. There are none. If there were gay rights, we would have seen some Noah's Ark.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/carin-...p_ref=religion
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if there were no gay animals taken on the ark then explain me, a gay animal??? Take that, christianitit
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if there were no gay animals taken on the ark then explain me, a gay animal??? Take that, christianitit
For the same reason there are human queers now: they choose to be perverted.



Wait: I bet you think people are born queer, right? OK: please link to a peer-reviewed scientific paper that gives unequivocal proof that queersexuality is genetically predetermined.
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For the same reason there are human queers now: they choose to be perverted.



Wait: I bet you think people are born queer, right? OK: please link to a peer-reviewed scientific paper that gives unequivocal proof that queersexuality is genetically predetermined.
Maybe you should re-word that in words of single syllable only. I doubt she would be able to comprehend words or concepts such as 'peer-reviewed', 'unequivocal proof' or 'genetically predetermined'. This one's pretty dumb imo.
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There are all kinds of public arguments over homerism. The final verdict is that Noah turned away animals that had no plans to reproduce.

Arguing over "gay rights" is such a waste of time. There are none. If there were gay rights, we would have seen some Noah's Ark.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/carin-...p_ref=religion
Well said Mayor Hold!

I do not understand this whole "Gay Rights" issue. Exactly what rights are granted to them by God. Last time I checked not one.

I would like to know why their "Gay Rights" trample my rights as a Christian woman?? Why should I have to sit by and watch two men or woman hold hands, kiss, or make googly eyes at each other in public. Why are my children subjected to these abominations?

Last time I checked the U.S. Constitution Christians were guarenteed rights not homers ! Make no mistake about it we are clearly being persecuted!
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I think he forgot the gay penquins.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/1...n_2104190.html







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Let's be honest. If God would do it again today with the flood gays would still be outside of the boat.
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For the same reason there are human queers now: they choose to be perverted.



Wait: I bet you think people are born queer, right? OK: please link to a peer-reviewed scientific paper that gives unequivocal proof that queersexuality is genetically predetermined.
http://ts-si.org/files/MDiamondClinI...ctHormones.pdf
read this and then come back and say people arn't born gay.
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Let's be honest. If God would do it again today with the flood gays would still be outside of the boat.


Noah read the Bible. He knew there was to be no abomination aboard the Ark.
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read this and then come back and say people arn't born gay.
And so let's look at page 10 of your source, and there we find:

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The evidence for androgen-induced organization-activation in
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clear
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Not quite the "unequivocal proof" you were asked for.
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I think he forgot the gay penquins.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/1...n_2104190.html

Perhaps the Brothers should organize a hunting party and make sure these little homos dressed in tuxedos are extinguished.
Now there are lesbean penguins in Ireland!

Do you think this happened because penguins are like fish and didn't need to go on the ark, so the gaywise ones survived?
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Noah was a *** potty language ***!

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Disgusting. How did penguins get to Ireland? Did those micks get drunk and make them gay?
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Disgusting. How did penguins get to Ireland? Did those micks get drunk and make them gay?

You have to believe Noah did not allow any homer penguins on the boat. It has to be due to the Irish whisky.
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I wish you atheists would do just a tiny bit of research before you post. We at LBC never do posts that are not carefully vetted.

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Actually, the flood never happened
One of satan's favorite lies.

Enjoy hell. Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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