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Old 04-15-2014, 07:00 PM
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Default GOD, tired of death metal band AC/DC, smites Malcolm Young

Oh Lord, you have heard our prayers and answered in kind. One of the most despicable and satanic death metal bands is calling it quits after God smites guitarist Malcolm Young so he can't play anymore. Our children are just that much safer.

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"He is believed to be unable to continue playing, although there has not been any explanation why," the Herald reports.
The explanation is simple, God's Patience can only be tested for so long until anger force's His hand to act....and smacked that guitar from Malcolm's infernal hands.

Romans 1:18 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

Just look at these despots. Here, Malcolm can be seen wearing devil horns and a tail - this is outright Satan worship. I am sure God did not kill him so he can suffer the rest of his days, picking up a guitar and not being able to play a single note. PRAISE HIM!!!!


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AC/DC is not death metal. I wish you guys would realise that not EVERY rock band out there is satanic or evil. There are even Christian rock bands
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...There are even Christian rock bands
Really? Can you name any that obey the Bible 100%? Because that's what being a Christian means, as opposed to just calling yourself one.
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AC/DC is not death metal. I wish you guys would realise that not EVERY rock band out there is satanic or evil. There are even Christian rock bands
ACDC most certainly are death metal and are no doubt satan worshippers.

Let's look at some of their 'hits'

highway to hell
Hells bells
Hell ain't a bad place to be
Sin city
Back in black


To name but a few. Even the term 'ACDC' means bisexual

Satan worshipping death metal. I rejoice that God had rid us of these satanic pigs.

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Even the term 'ACDC' means bisexual

The terms AC/DC are types of electric currents, AC being Alternating Current and DC being Direct Current. The name goes hand-in-hand with their first record, High Voltage
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To name but a few. Even the term 'ACDC' means bisexual!
I had always thought it meant "Anti Christ / Devil's Child" but really, this is the same thing as bisexual.
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Might I add that it's Angus Young, Malcolm's brother, wearing the thorns
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The terms AC/DC are types of electric currents, AC being Alternating Current and DC being Direct Current. The name goes hand-in-hand with their first record, High Voltage
It all just a cover-up. In reality the name comes from Anti-Christ, Devil's Child. Typical for such a satanic metal band, really.
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But what of those people who wish to be in hell? We need no saving
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But what of those people who wish to be in hell? We need no saving
As a jew you will end up in hell in any case. Even if you wish it or not. I have no idea why you would want to be in horrible pain for all eternity, as you will be tormented there. This does not has to be so. All you need to do is to stop hating Jesus and leaving your evil jooish ways behind.
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It is true that AC/DC isn't known for their religious lyrics, unlike Metallica, but that doesn't mean that they support satanism. The last sentence on my earlier post states that their name goes hand-in-hand with the name of their first record. AC/DC, meaning electric currents and High Voltage, well, meaning high voltage.
Also AC/DC isn't a "satanic metal band." They neither highly support "good" religion, but neither do they really deny it. Their genre is not metal, it's hard rock and blues rock.
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As a jew you will end up in hell in any case. Even if you wish it or not. I have no idea why you would want to be in horrible pain for all eternity, as you will be tormented there. This does not has to be so. All you need to do is to stop hating Jesus and leaving your evil jooish ways behind.
I love pain and the pain that Jesus brings upon people that is why I wish to go to hell.

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Many people like pain, but no one likes torment. It breaks everyone, so no, you won't like it.
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Hey, could y'all respond to my posts? I feel as if I'm winning this argument and believe that you can't accept that, being won by an atheist and all.
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Hey, could y'all respond to my posts? I feel as if I'm winning this argument and believe that you can't accept that, being won by an atheist and all.
Satanic Imagery on their albums, songs referencing hell and sexural innuendo.... It all points to only one thing. Devil worship.


All your winning is a place in the hell they sing about and worship

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Jeez I was expecting something reasonable...
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Hey, could y'all respond to my posts? I feel as if I'm winning this argument and believe that you can't accept that, being won by an atheist and all.
You just keep on feeling and believing that, dear, if it makes you happy.
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Hey, could y'all respond to my posts? I feel as if I'm winning this argument and believe that you can't accept that, being won by an atheist and all.
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Jeez I was expecting something reasonable...
Would you like to point out where I was wrong?
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There really is no excuse that this Godly country could produce such a monstrosity of a band.
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