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Old 04-27-2014, 09:45 AM
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Is she incontinent? Some women go like that after a few pregnancies. (Not I, I might add)
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Old 04-28-2014, 05:28 PM
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Sorry for butting in but...
Do you think it could have been her time of the month? I know I get a tad... Moody at that time. I hope you didn't have any sexual relations with her, just in case.
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Old 04-28-2014, 05:35 PM
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My heart is warmed by your outpouring of concern. How special you must be to the men in your lives, and how pleased must God be to see your walk with Jesus demonstrated by your humility and thoughtfulness.

I am trusting in GOD that I will not have to divorce dear Jennifer, since she is, after all, repentant and growing stronger in the Lord every day. I allowed her to watch Benny Hinn this afternoon and we enjoyed lemonade with the boys afterward. (Except for Blake, who was in his room on that silly computer again, LOL)

May the Lord richly bless you,
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Well Praise the LORD! Good news, indeed! It appears as if your Christian Domestic Discipline is blessing your wife and thus your entire family.

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Brothers:

I discovered 27 issues of Ms. Magazine, a photo of Rachel Maddow, and travel brochures from Vermont in Jennifer's prayer closet last evening. She has refused to go to church, my neighbor has to cook meals for my sons and I, and I feel completely repulsed by what was once (I thought) a vibrant, loving woman. She cut her hair short using a photo of Ellen Degeneres as a guide. Is there now any hope for her, or have more devils entered her once cleansed soul?

Is this cause for a letter of divorcement? Where does my responsibility for her sin no longer keep me from heaven's portals? My sons are running around asking me why mommy looks like a man. My oldest has been so distant lately, and my youngest is oblivious but constantly clings to me.

I claim victory in Jesus name - and I ask for your continued prayers.

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Brothers:

I discovered 27 issues of Ms. Magazine, a photo of Rachel Maddow, and travel brochures from Vermont in Jennifer's prayer closet last evening. She has refused to go to church, my neighbor has to cook meals for my sons and I, and I feel completely repulsed by what was once (I thought) a vibrant, loving woman. She cut her hair short using a photo of Ellen Degeneres as a guide. Is there now any hope for her, or have more devils entered her once cleansed soul?

Is this cause for a letter of divorcement? Where does my responsibility for her sin no longer keep me from heaven's portals? My sons are running around asking me why mommy looks like a man. My oldest has been so distant lately, and my youngest is oblivious but constantly clings to me.

I claim victory in Jesus name - and I ask for your continued prayers.

Doc


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You, and you alone are responsible for the abomination she has become. You failed in your matrimonial duties to her. You allowed yourself to be seduced by her feminine wiles. You thought she was perfect. When all the time what she needed was domestic discipline that you failed to exert.
Galatians 6:7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
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It is as I feared! She is probably a witch. She had you so fixated on her, thinking she could do no wrong! Well, look now, the uppity feminazi whore is becomming a lesbien before your very eyes! Act fast. is carbolic acid available, or a good knife or your best punishment paddle? This calls for extreme measures. First, restrict her eating. Hunger will slow her sins down. Next, give her the worst beating of her life then force her to sleep in a cage outside. Keep dousing her with carbolic acid and keep giving her harsh beatings. The screams mean the demons are coming out of her.
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