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Old 08-03-2014, 12:21 AM
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Angry Help pray away the GAYFACE

Brothers and sisters, I am so saddened when Christians who have REVOKED satan and all his evils by rejecting The Homosexual Deathstyle are still blighted by the medical condition known as Gay Face.



Fine, famous, upstanding revolutionaries like Joe Dallas, Andy Comiskey, Ted Haggard and Alan Chambers etc. etc...these men have put DOWN the sodomy and picked UP the Bible©, and yet while their souls and destinies are wiped clean as a baby's bottom, their brave warrior faces still bear the mark of shame.

How do we eliminate the Gay Face in the converted faithful??? Do we set up special surgical funds? Or is the blaring Gay Face a subtle warning to True Christian™ Men who pass them, whispering, "Yes, this one Walks The Walk of a Real Man, yet Be Careful"?

Does the Gay Face disappear after a trial period of about, say, 5 years or so?
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Sister, it maybe because the horrid perversion of homodemoicsexuality is so horrid and terrible that it leaves a mark on the person that they will have to live with until the glorious second coming of the Lord Jesus. It could be a constant reminder of how close they came to being the personal sex slave of Satan himself so when they look at their gayface in the morning they know to behave according to God's word.
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Sister... It could be a constant reminder of how close they came to being the personal sex slave of Satan himself so when they look at their gayface in the morning they know to behave according to God's word.
But what about the rest of us? I don't want to have to stare into Residual GayFace when I'm dealing with one of these Brave, Reborn Warriors.

I am 101% supportive and praise their new allegiance to Christ™...but I want their GayFaces erased.
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Maybe a reminder of how we are blessed to have never been cursed with the queer demons in our lives? I know it's not easy but living for the Lord isn't supposed to be easy. Act 14:22 "Confirming the souls of the disciples, and exhorting them to continue in the faith, and that we must through much tribulation enter into the kingdom of God."

And you are probably right: plastic surgery is something we should look into. They are very creepy looking.
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And you are probably right: plastic surgery is something we should look into. They are very creepy looking.
I do thank you for your support in this movement. And you're absolutely right about our tribulations as outlined in Act 14:22

Maybe True Christian™ males can volunteer to donate their faces after they die, and then the old GayFaces (?) on the Worthy Converted can be surgically swapped out with these new, 100% straight faces (?)

It can be a special kind of Face Transplant donation system.
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I'm not sure brother Haggard should be in this group. Brother Ted only became gay to show the world that being gay is a choice. To prove his point he chose to be gay several times over a long period of time. But the last time I checked Brother Ted had made the choice to be 100% not gay! 100% includes the face. The anus to I would assume. It would have to right?
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100% includes the face.
I know what you mean, and I agree with you. These men are reborn 1000% as red-blooded, true heterosexual men.

And yet, there is something about the appearance...perhaps having to do with the activities they indulged in? I can't put my finger on it.

Could their faces have been...sat on, or something, and it changed them?
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I'm not sure brother Haggard should be in this group. Brother Ted only became gay to show the world that being gay is a choice. To prove his point he chose to be gay several times over a long period of time. But the last time I checked Brother Ted had made the choice to be 100% not gay! 100% includes the face. The anus to I would assume. It would have to right?
This is very true. It is like elective cosmetic surgery.

All it takes is for the gentleman to decide to be attracted towards other men and it's like spending the $4000 to botox those wrinkles away.

In fact it is worse because if there was a financial barrier between staying straight and making the decision to be gay it might make the potential homers think twice before spitting in Jesus' crying face and using the penile member as as a device of anal and then oral tomfoolery.

I think about this in my prayer closet often.

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In fact it is worse because if there was a financial barrier between staying straight and making the decision to be gay it might make the potential homers think twice before spitting in Jesus' crying face...
That is why we must tax the gays very hard.

It would help discourage the crossover (artists).

We know they already cannot afford to be gay, spiritually. Can we make it so they cannot afford to be gay, financially?


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I don't blame you, Sister. When I see a GAYFACE like that, it moves me first to anger, then rage, then tears of sorrow for the horrible offense they thrust upon the Sweet Redeemer Child, Jesus Christ of Nazareth! Oh Sister, to think that up on His Throne, at the right hand side of God the Father Almighty Himself, the Lord of Lords, the King of Kings, the Alpha and the Omega, who watches everything in every place on earth at the same time and yet never suffers confusion or ADD because of it, must simultaneously witness the excruciating pain of the initiates into the Gay Lifestyle all over the world! Each time another young man has been molested, the Lord watches as the face of the victim turns from horror to pleasure, as Satan sneaks in such disgusting, horrible lies through the seed of man into the bloody, weeping wound that was once a pristine, virgin rectum. To think, Sister, the Good Lord CANNOT look away (being the Alpha and the Omega and watching everything in every place on earth at the same time without ever getting distracted even for a minute)! He MUST watch as these victims slowly take in sin like an old man takes in suppositories when he is no longer able to swallow his vitamins. I think it must be such an enormous burden for the Holy Ghost, who is forced to witness even the most private and anonymous homosexual encounter.

Ah, then so to hear the prayers of the faithful but bring Him Tears of Divine Joy to know that some still love the Son of the Living God, Christ Jesus. I think that is why He blesses True Christians™ with such voracious attention. He knows that there is still someone who worships Him and loves Him and would never force Him to watch while men are constantly being recruited to the modern homosexual rape gangs. It is why He answers the prayers of someone like Tim Tebow and not some homosexual, or homosexual supporter in Africa, for example.

Say Sister, perhaps this face is like the Mark of Cain? Perhaps this is the LORD's way of saying, "anyone who kills this ex-gay will suffer vengeance seven times over." (Genesis 4:15) Perhaps this is the face that lets people know this person had once sinned a most terrible sin, but shall be spared because it Pleases the LORD to spare whom He will. So don't mess with him or else.

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Perhaps it's simply to remind the ex-gay when he looks in the mirror to never commit the heinous sins that he had committed in the past. Indeed, it must be a stark reminder to an ex-gay with the gayface every time he shaves or washes his face. Jeremiah 2:22
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Thank Christ that I was blessed with the most masculine face on earth. NO ONE could mistake me for a queer.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Could someone out there help me understand. If I am reading things right, one sure sign of having the homo disease is you present with this gayface. Even if you are cured of homo the gayface is like a scar, a permanent reminder?
Then those horrible things said about Rock Hudson, pure slander?
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Perhaps it's simply to remind the ex-gay when he looks in the mirror to never commit the heinous sins that he had committed in the past. Indeed, it must be a stark reminder to an ex-gay with the gayface every time he shaves or washes his face.
And yet, perhaps dangerous. The ex-gay is seeing a male GayFace...face to face...alone in the intimacy of a quiet, steamy bathroom and/or gym...perhaps while he's even undressed!!

It cannot be easy.


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If I am reading things right, one sure sign of having the homo disease is you present with this gayface. Even if you are cured of homo the gayface is like a scar, a permanent reminder?

Then those horrible things said about Rock Hudson, pure slander?
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Yes...ALL vicious lies made up by the Hollyweird "queens" he refused to give in to!

The man was MARRIED, for God™s sake!

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I don't know about Rock Hudson NOT having gayface. Look at this photo:



Notice the demonic smirk the casualness of his closeness to the fag sitting next to him. They may as well be sodomizing each other right now!!
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Thank Christ that I was blessed with the most masculine face on earth. NO ONE could mistake me for a queer.

I agree, you are clearly 100% Jesus Straight!
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