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Old 05-31-2014, 01:09 PM
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Exclamation Eliot Rogers, pro-masculinity patriot, FRAMED by feminists!

Eliot Rogers had the proper republican attitude towards uppity women, promiscuous people, and university students: burning, gun-stroking hatred. Of course he WANTED to shoot them, of course he was PLANNING to shoot them, ALL Republicans do that. And all Republicans are waiting for the order to carry out our plans, when our leaders give the signal and The South Rises Again.

But Republicans don't attack without receiving orders first. Liberals just frame us to make it look that way.

I mean, who hasn't heard a bunch of college students blasting rap at all hours and said:
"I will pull up next to a house party and fire bullets at everyone partying on the front yard." -Eliot Rogers
Anyone who's not an elitist, that's who.

His attitude on sex is straight from St. Pauls epistles:
I began to have fantasies of becoming very powerful and stopping everyone from having sex. I wanted to take their sex away from them, just like they took it away from me. I saw sex as an evil and barbaric act, all because I was unable to have it. This was the major turning point. My anger made me stronger inside. This was when I formed my ideas that sex should be outlawed. -Eliot Rogers
He's just repeating 1 Corinthians 7:
"I wish that all were [virgin] as I am" (1 Corinthians 7.6); "those who marry will have affliction in regard to the flesh, and I would spare you that" (1 Corinthians 7.28); "he who marries his virgin does well, and he who does not marry her does better" (1 Corinthians 7.38); "in my opinion she [a widow] is happier if she remains as she is [and does not marry again]" (1 Corinthians 7.40).
I could go on and on about what an upstanding Republican Eliot Rogers was: he was certainly hard-working, look how long his manifesto/autobiography is.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE! THIS IS A FRAME JOB BY OBAMA'S JACKBOOTED THUGS! OIL YOUR GUNS! THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!
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Default Re: Eliot Rogers, pro-masculinity patriot, FRAMED by feminists!

That Rodger boy was a fag.

If you want something from Jesus and have the faith the grain of a mustard seed you shall receive it.

This is proof that he was a homo and a butt pirate at heart.

Also proof that no-gun zones invite this kind of thing.

If I had been there with my .32 snub nose he'd be in hell before he could have caused all that ruckus.

plus he was living up in jooish hollyweird with a jooish dad and a china doll mom, not likely a republican, imo.

Just another tragic case of race mixing gone wrong.
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