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Old 06-07-2014, 03:51 AM
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THIS is just another sign that the election of Barack HUSSEIN Obama has opened the gates of hell and allowed satan and his imps to claim souls away from Christ Jesus. I for one am sickened by the whole thing.
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Beyonce Sacrificer Taniya Hattersfield to Be Honored


Taniya Hattersfield, 23, who committed suicide as a sacrifice to popular R&B singer Beyonce, will be honored postmortem by The National Church of Bey.

Church founder Pauline John Andrews stated that Hattersfield’s act showed true bravery and a sincere belief that surpasses the understanding of “typical judgmental Christians.”

“We will honor Taniya Hattersfield, who presented her body as the ultimate sacrifice to our Divine Mother Bey. Her actions showed true bravery and a dedication to her cause that these typical judgmental Christians are unable to appreciate or understand,” Andrews stated. “Those people are unable to give completely to their God because they lack the true connection that we feel to our Divine Mother. Their God is not of the flesh and has never been seen, so it is impossible for them to be taken in the way Mother Bey entrances us. Stay your judgment, condemn your God, and offer your heart to the Divine Diva. It is only through her that you can be saved. We will celebrate and honor her bravery and memory.”

Andrews did say she will not allow other members of the flock to make that ultimate sacrifice, but only because it has brought too much negative press to The National Church of Bey.

Taniya Hattersfield was found dead in April of a self-inflicted stab wound to the chest. Her body was found in a pool of blood in the basement of the family home surrounded by hundreds of candles and a suicide note stuffed in her pants pocket. She lay at the steps of a homemade shrine to Beyoncé.



Her parents continue to voice their displeasure with their daughter’s decision to end her life. Jesse Hattersfield, Taniya’s father, stated they were invited to attend the ceremony, but have since declined. “We want nothing to do with those people. Frankly I think they are bat sh*t crazy, and one of those bastards brainwashed my daughter. We removed all memory of her from our home and want nothing more to do with this or her. She made her decision and will probably burn in hell for it, and rightfully so.”

The ceremony for Hattersfield is set to take place at a location and time known only to members of The National Church of Bey.
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I have never heard of this so-called "Church of Bey". Anyway, my research reveals this:


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Founder 'Minister Diva' Pauline John Andrews criticises those who have condemned the church's views and calls for a willingness to be open to their unusual beliefs.
"We are very disappointed in the failure of the public to recognise the existence of a divine Deity walking among them. Deity's often walk the Earth in their flesh form. Beyoncé will transcend back to the spirit once her work here on Mother Earth has been completed," she writes.
"As our congregation begins to swell, we ask that you consider what is more real; an invisible spirit on high, or a walking, talking breathing Goddess who shows you her true form daily...While we do not believe Beyoncé to be the Creator, we recognise that she still sits among the throne of Gods.
"We humbly ask you to respect our beliefs, just as you want those to respect yours. Open your mind to new possibilities and you will see, just as we did, that Bey is a true higher power."
The group is apparently in the process of producing 'Beybles' which will be distributed to the public. "After hearing the divine word written out in the Beyble, we assure you that you too can walk in the truth and reach a deep level of understanding. It may sound odd at first, but you just need a formal introduction to the word," the church adds.
"Mother Bey is worthy of your praise."
According to the website TheNewsNerd, Andrews suggests that there are millions of practising 'Beyists' around the world.
"Whenever you see a large group of women defending the actions of her divine divaness, Bey, they are practising Beyism," she is reported to have said.
"It is not about believing she rose from the dead, or that she is perfect or anything like that, it is about recognising that she is the Divine Diva that we all strive to be."
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Despite widespread criticism, the church shows no sign of closing its doors and has expressed a desire to ask the 'goddess' herself to come and preach.
"Donations have poured in and we will soon have enough to build a temple in honor of Mother Bey. We will invite her to speak to her flock, once the doors are open," Andrews has revealed.
Clearly, it's a Satanic cult. It's a shame more Satanists don't follow the example of Taniya Hattersfield.
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Default Re: Church of Beyonce Claims First Victim

I'd never heard of this Beyoncé cult either, but after doing some reading I find that the call her "Beysus" - utterly revolting mocking our Savior like this. I'm willing to bet that if any of them had to undergo a real sacrifice - like a real Roman style crucifixion, they'd all pack up and go home.

Some of this is even too much for the mooselimb Obama:

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Default Re: Church of Beyonce Claims First Victim

I suspect this may be yet another subcult of the Roman religion, such as Voodoo and the Mexican death cult that those drug lords worship.

Beyoncie herself may be an agent of Satan or the Pope.
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The name Beyonce is actually the negro mispronunciation of the name of the fallen demon Beelzebub!!!
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