The Landover Baptist Church Forum

The Landover Baptist Church Forum - Church Forums https://www.landoverbaptist.net/ en Thu, 10 Sep 2026 02:31:47 GMT vBulletin 60 https://www.landoverbaptist.net/images/misc/rss.png The Landover Baptist Church Forum - Church Forums https://www.landoverbaptist.net/ <![CDATA["I Lost my Religion. What Should I Do?"]]> https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/false-religions-and-cults/2080133-i-lost-my-religion-what-should-i-do Mon, 07 Sep 2026 20:21:58 GMT
Pew: Why some Americans—including Catholics—leave their childhood faith - America Magazine

If someone comes to you confessing a loss of faith, what can you say to that person? We have instructions in the faith to help you advise such a person. The instructions are found in Galatians 5:13. In this passage, God warns us not to succumb to the flesh. That is, push away the temptation of trans and homerism. Sins of all kinds can land one in hell for eternity, but homerism and trans are the worst.

Someone who claims to have lost the faith is a person who wants to sin. That person needs to be warned about the wages of sin, of spending eternity in fires that never end. Handing such a person a picture of hell will bring that person back to the faith. Here is a picture you can copy and hand to the lost.

]]> False Religions and Cults Johny Joe Hold https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/false-religions-and-cults/2080133-i-lost-my-religion-what-should-i-do Yes, Salafis are the Muslim equivalent of Evangelicals https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/false-religions-and-cults/2080131-yes-salafis-are-the-muslim-equivalent-of-evangelicals Mon, 07 Sep 2026 11:19:56 GMT As the title said (and it been said many times) Evangelicals are the equivalent of Salafi Muslims in Christianity. Here are the similarities: Both Evangelicals and Salafis are against iconography in any form and they believe that they must all be destroyed Both exists only to protest...

Both Evangelicals and Salafis are against iconography in any form and they believe that they must all be destroyed

Both exists only to protest movements that existed way before they were imagined

Both are against tradition and think that humanity should rely only on their scriptures (King James' Bible for Evangelicals, Quran + Hadith + Sira for Salafis)

Both reject the fact that a Priest is more able in interpreting scripture than them.

Both are against celebrating most holidays, because they either associate it with "idolatry", "infidels" (kufr), or "polytheism" (shirk)

Both have their own terrorists movements: Evangelicals have QAnon, Westboro Baptist Church, Christian Identity, etc. while Salafis have ISIS, Al-Qaeda, the Talbans etc.

I pray to Saint Joseph and all the Saints in Heaven that Our Savior give them common sense so they leave their terrorist cults.

]]> False Religions and Cults Romeo Rovagnati https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/false-religions-and-cults/2080131-yes-salafis-are-the-muslim-equivalent-of-evangelicals Just a thought... https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/general-church-fellowship/2080105-just-a-thought Fri, 04 Sep 2026 19:39:08 GMT General Church Fellowship Ezekiel Bathfire https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/general-church-fellowship/2080105-just-a-thought Stop the Mitch McConnell Persecution https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/godly-politics/2080098-stop-the-mitch-mcconnell-persecution Thu, 03 Sep 2026 21:25:44 GMT Soon it will be 100 days since Mitch was last seen by a member of the press. He was taken to the hospital and now it is said he is at his home in Kentucky. There were some colleagues from the Senate who said they visited with him. This is really a brief hiatus and no doubt he will make a robust...
All this fuss about him being out of sight for this period is simply the liberal press trying to smear Republicans. I think President Trump should explain what happened to Mitch and why his recouperation is taking so long. My guess is it had nothing to do with age. I think he had a sports injury that was so serious it is taking a while to heal. Perhaps it was a mountain biking spill. On the other hand, it might have been a bar fight. He is known to be quite defensive of his beautiful wife, Elaine Chow, and if someone insulted her there would have been trouble. Whatever happened, Mitch will be back the same strong intimidating physical presence he has always had.

GOP lawmaker gives expected timeline for Mitch McConnell’s return

]]> Godly Politics Johny Joe Hold https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/godly-politics/2080098-stop-the-mitch-mcconnell-persecution Killing HeeHaw the Donkey was a sweet blessing. https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/false-religions-and-cults/2080076-killing-heehaw-the-donkey-was-a-sweet-blessing Wed, 02 Sep 2026 02:33:22 GMT I really envy America sometimes, while up reading the news to a cafe and croissant. Knowing that police invaded a private farmstead and shot a baby donkey, beloved pet of a little girl in cold blood searching for some missing bum...
Knowing that police invaded a private farmstead and shot a baby donkey, beloved pet of a little girl in cold blood searching for some missing bum shows me how free Americans really are, that the police are so unbridled to carry out the law, it brings tear.

And yet, you REALLY have read between the lines to see the true beauty of Jesus behind the wrongness of this peverted farm. I bet they thought they were safe, they had some happy haven to worship a baby donkey in diapers, yet the Virgin is not mocked.

Did they not know? The story of Balaam? Numbers 22:22???

That this was no cute arrangement, but a warning????

That our Savior came to ride on a simpering ass and He is Coming!???

The little girl Hannah Israel, carries the clue in her name, and in her girlful wailings will come to see, she is the beacon of Israel, Heehaw is the sacrifice, the bleeding, bleating ass. And she will eventually cry tears of joy knowing the blessings that have befallen when HeeHaw sheds the blood of our sweet Virgin Mother spewing ass blood all over the heathen grounds. Mama Maria, Mon Dieu, may they tear down this pagan den and build a shrine to the Mother, Blessed! Amen! ]]> False Religions and Cults Madame Frottage https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/false-religions-and-cults/2080076-killing-heehaw-the-donkey-was-a-sweet-blessing Shall We Warn Sinners Jesus Will Return https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/godly-politics/2080073-shall-we-warn-sinners-jesus-will-return Tue, 01 Sep 2026 20:59:16 GMT We True ChristiansTM here believe that Trump is so popular he will bring home Republicans in the midterm elections coming right up. What if we are wrong? Polls are showing we Republicans will lose the House and Senate. Jesus will not tolerate this. He will come down and take over. There can be... TM here believe that Trump is so popular he will bring home Republicans in the midterm elections coming right up. What if we are wrong? Polls are showing we Republicans will lose the House and Senate.

Jesus will not tolerate this. He will come down and take over. There can be doubt.

Of course, we at Landover Baptist have nothing to fear in His return. It will be a joyous event. My question is this: What obligation do we have to warn sinners they are in deep trouble? Do we say nothing and let them burn?

My inclination is the latter.

2026 Midterm Elections predictions & odds | Polymarket]]> Godly Politics Johny Joe Hold https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/godly-politics/2080073-shall-we-warn-sinners-jesus-will-return Facial piercings - acceptable for Christians? https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/landover-to-the-rescue-christian-help-forum/2080067-facial-piercings-acceptable-for-christians Tue, 01 Sep 2026 11:35:04 GMT

nostril M	assorted F
_	_
_	_
ear F	ear M

I've redacted the eyes due to they might become Christians and not wish to be reminded of the fad. Clearly any satanic motifs would be rejected, even if received as a gift. Neutral designs, an ear gauge or nose grommet say, are not intrinsically demonic. I'm not likely to wear one myself – but how should family members be advised if they're given one this Christmas? Are they spiritually neutral or is there in fact a sinister undertone regardless of the piece?

Thank you.]]> Landover to the Rescue - Christian Help Forum MitzaLizalor https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/landover-to-the-rescue-christian-help-forum/2080067-facial-piercings-acceptable-for-christians Abyssinian Baptist Church https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/false-religions-and-cults/2080066-abyssinian-baptist-church Tue, 01 Sep 2026 10:17:28 GMT Abyssinian Baptist Church.

Getting there means travel but my real concern is whether or not it's a true Baptist Church? I know there's been Belgian influence, flooding in from the Belgian Congo aka Zaire, where the head guy changed his name to Mobutu Sese Seko Kuku Ngbendu Wa Za Banga, something of a red flag in its own right. Now, of course, they've become a "The Demoratic.." something-or-other, even more alarming than "The Former.." prefixed to holiday destinations. And whatever they call themselves now, this piece of geography is very much The Former Abyssinia.

If I attend this Church, will there be zany rituals, far-out dancing, eerie drumbeats or out-of-time hand-clapping? My concerns are that if it is NOT in fact a True Baptist congregation, there could be a demonic presence waiting to attack me, approaching the severity of a catholic mass or even The Zen.

Any advice, of benefit to others too, will be appreciated.]]> False Religions and Cults MitzaLizalor https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/false-religions-and-cults/2080066-abyssinian-baptist-church heleleo all https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/the-introduction-forum/2080023-heleleo-all Thu, 27 Aug 2026 21:44:56 GMT Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. am I supposed to put something here? anyway I like Gesus and believe he is...

am I supposed to put something here?

anyway I like Gesus and believe he is both Jod and the son of Jod and my favorite bible verse is Genesis -1:infinity]]> The introduction forum AnnoyingRetard https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/the-introduction-forum/2080023-heleleo-all A New Car! https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/landover-baptist-lounge/2079975-a-new-car Sat, 22 Aug 2026 13:34:59 GMT So Landover Church has bought me a new car. This one has so much technology that it’s taking some getting used to but I’m working on it. One of the features is a large thing like an iPad in the center of the dashboard with a touch-screen. If I want to alter the a/c, all I have to do is press the... So Landover Church has bought me a new car. This one has so much technology that it’s taking some getting used to but I’m working on it.

One of the features is a large thing like an iPad in the center of the dashboard with a touch-screen. If I want to alter the a/c, all I have to do is press the button in the top row that has a picture of a house on it. I am then shown 4 windows marked “Engine”, “Lights”, “Interior,” “Mode”. I press “Interior” and then a menu appears that lists “Steering”, “Seats”, “Windows”, “Sunroof”, some others I can’t remember, and, if you press the down-arrow, at the bottom, “Airconditioning.”

I press “Airconditioning” and then I see the boxes for “On”, “Off”, Recirculation” and “Fresh”. I choose which one I want and then two sliders for “Temperature” and “Fan Speed” appear. I make the adjustment and press “OK”.

If it’s not quite right, all you have to do is rinse and repeat. I often play with this, just for the joy of how cleverly designed it all is. As my old fingers jab at buttons and choices, this staring at the screen passes a long journey when not much is happening on the highway. It’s so simple and I laugh at the old car that had nothing but a few crude knobs to do the same thing.

I mention this as I found that this huge color screen does something else: It shows videos! Now at the moment, I think there’s something wrong with it. The videos don’t show up when the car’s in Park or Drive. They only show when it’s in Reverse. I’d like to get this fixed.

The other thing is that the videos are usually the same – a piece of road videoed about 2 foot above the ground. Sometimes there’ll be other cars, buildings, or houses but sometimes it’s just a wall. I assume that if I contact the car maker, I’ll probably be able to buy other, more interesting ones such as a car repair video that is on this one. (I like car repair stuff.)

Having said that, at Walmart the other day, I did notice a new one: An old woman walked into the screen from the left, the camera went right up to her and she hit the ground and disappeared under the camera. Is this a demo video? Do any of you have it? I missed the start and the end, so I don’t know if there was an address to write to for more.

]]> Landover Baptist Lounge Ezekiel Bathfire https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/landover-baptist-lounge/2079975-a-new-car The War on Drugs https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/general-church-fellowship/2079960-the-war-on-drugs Fri, 21 Aug 2026 12:19:35 GMT As True Christians(tm), it is our duty to ensure the mind is not polluted by delusions, and a great cause of these delusions is drugs - vile mind-altering substances that destroy lives and families. Below I have inserted a Facebook message for you to forward to all your contacts, and a poster to...
Below I have inserted a Facebook message for you to forward to all your contacts, and a poster to print out and display in your house or in any public place - especially schools and colleges.

:]]> General Church Fellowship Ezekiel Bathfire https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/general-church-fellowship/2079960-the-war-on-drugs <![CDATA[To Sinners: Don't Get Comfortable. Your time is Almost Up]]> https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/landover-to-the-rescue-christian-help-forum/2079938-to-sinners-don-t-get-comfortable-your-time-is-almost-up Thu, 20 Aug 2026 03:03:32 GMT
It's helpful to remind sinners of their dismal future. Otherwise, they may think they have won this thing. In the Bible Paul talks about the reality of consequences. Sinners need to do this as well.

Don't put on a happy face: Be honest if you want real comfort]]> Landover to the Rescue - Christian Help Forum Johny Joe Hold https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/landover-to-the-rescue-christian-help-forum/2079938-to-sinners-don-t-get-comfortable-your-time-is-almost-up