The Landover Baptist Church Forum - Landover Today! https://www.landoverbaptist.net/ en Tue, 22 Sep 2026 02:12:06 GMT vBulletin 60 https://www.landoverbaptist.net/images/misc/rss.png The Landover Baptist Church Forum - Landover Today! https://www.landoverbaptist.net/ Woman Killed in Deer Hunting Accident https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/landover-today/pastor-zeke-s-news-wire/2080241-woman-killed-in-deer-hunting-accident Mon, 21 Sep 2026 16:52:35 GMT In New England a skilled man was hunting deer from his deer blind. A deer blind is a structure built higher than the deer line of sight. Bate, like grain, is tossed in the area so the deer become accustomed to feeding there. Then, brave hunters like this fellow can kill them with high powered...
Unfortunately, a woman was hiking in the area of this deer blind. The brave hunter saw something move behind some brush and killed the woman. This unfortunate accident resulted in the hunter being charged with man slaughter, a form of murder. My hope is this does not discourage hunters who are the symbol of a brave, strong and free America. Boys learn how to hunt then join the Army. We need them in case we need to conquer Iran who now is threatening our freedom.

https://www.bing.com/search?q=deer+h...47659d&pc=DCTS]]> Johny Joe Hold https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/landover-today/pastor-zeke-s-news-wire/2080241-woman-killed-in-deer-hunting-accident Douche bag recommendations https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/landover-today/auntie-flo-s-prayer-shack-for-women/2080180-douche-bag-recommendations Fri, 11 Sep 2026 11:21:57 GMT
I was in the sanitation district on Rue Limpre-Sebastien to choice a plucky new douche bag for my wisened vaginey. Because I'm an older lady with many folds down below, it is so easy to get cheesy remnants caught in the labial folds when I work the cheese whirring machine at Frottage's Fromagery. Because of recent government developments, I cannot afford extra labor at this time, which means I must whirrrrr the cheese myself. :x I want to whirrrr in style, so I need the right doucher that makes a statement. I like chintz, paisley.... polka dots are out of season. Ladies please, this is a filles matter, I know this topic is like our quiet corner the menfolk will not peep. Don't hold back! ]]> Madame Frottage https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/landover-today/auntie-flo-s-prayer-shack-for-women/2080180-douche-bag-recommendations Women Staff Members Removed from Effiel Tower https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/landover-today/pastor-zeke-s-news-wire/2080155-women-staff-members-removed-from-effiel-tower Wed, 09 Sep 2026 00:43:39 GMT If people from Freehold want to visit the Eiffel Tower in Pairs, there is good news. Those who prefer men as guides, receptionists or fee collectors, can request from Tower management and it will accommodate. The Tower management seems to know what Jesus wants. Eiffel Tower reopens after protest...
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​]]> Johny Joe Hold https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/landover-today/pastor-zeke-s-news-wire/2080155-women-staff-members-removed-from-effiel-tower A Sign from God. https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/landover-today/pastor-zeke-s-news-wire/2080046-a-sign-from-god Sat, 29 Aug 2026 10:13:08 GMT ​English Christians are not Christians at all - they are a variety of Catholic invented by a sex-mad king, and this miracle is a sign from God that he cannot abide heretics ​ Click image for larger version Name: image.png Views: 34 Size: 308.0 KB ID: 2080047



A 41-year-old man has died and at least six other people have been injured after reports a large sign had fallen at a Christian festival in West Sussex, police said.

Sussex Police said it was called to the Big Church Festival at Wiston Park, near Steyning, at about 15:38 BST on Friday.

At least six people were taken to hospital for treatment, and a 41-year-old man, from Eastbourne, died at the scene. The local congressman said, "My thoughts are with all of those impacted at this time and those responding to the incident."

The Diocese of Chichester said: "We pray for all involved in this accident and those responding."
​English Christians are not Christians at all - they are a variety of Catholic invented by a sex-mad king, and this miracle is a sign from God that he cannot abide heretics
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