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The Landover Baptist Church Forum - Forum https://www.landoverbaptist.net/ en Sat, 29 Aug 2026 08:38:37 GMT vBulletin 60 https://www.landoverbaptist.net/images/misc/rss.png The Landover Baptist Church Forum - Forum https://www.landoverbaptist.net/ heleleo all https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/the-introduction-forum/2080023-heleleo-all Thu, 27 Aug 2026 21:44:56 GMT Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. am I supposed to put something here? anyway I like Gesus and believe he is...

am I supposed to put something here?

anyway I like Gesus and believe he is both Jod and the son of Jod and my favorite bible verse is Genesis -1:infinity]]> The introduction forum AnnoyingRetard https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/the-introduction-forum/2080023-heleleo-all A New Car! https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/landover-baptist-lounge/2079975-a-new-car Sat, 22 Aug 2026 13:34:59 GMT So Landover Church has bought me a new car. This one has so much technology that it’s taking some getting used to but I’m working on it. One of the features is a large thing like an iPad in the center of the dashboard with a touch-screen. If I want to alter the a/c, all I have to do is press the... So Landover Church has bought me a new car. This one has so much technology that it’s taking some getting used to but I’m working on it.

One of the features is a large thing like an iPad in the center of the dashboard with a touch-screen. If I want to alter the a/c, all I have to do is press the button in the top row that has a picture of a house on it. I am then shown 4 windows marked “Engine”, “Lights”, “Interior,” “Mode”. I press “Interior” and then a menu appears that lists “Steering”, “Seats”, “Windows”, “Sunroof”, some others I can’t remember, and, if you press the down-arrow, at the bottom, “Airconditioning.”

I press “Airconditioning” and then I see the boxes for “On”, “Off”, Recirculation” and “Fresh”. I choose which one I want and then two sliders for “Temperature” and “Fan Speed” appear. I make the adjustment and press “OK”.

If it’s not quite right, all you have to do is rinse and repeat. I often play with this, just for the joy of how cleverly designed it all is. As my old fingers jab at buttons and choices, this staring at the screen passes a long journey when not much is happening on the highway. It’s so simple and I laugh at the old car that had nothing but a few crude knobs to do the same thing.

I mention this as I found that this huge color screen does something else: It shows videos! Now at the moment, I think there’s something wrong with it. The videos don’t show up when the car’s in Park or Drive. They only show when it’s in Reverse. I’d like to get this fixed.

The other thing is that the videos are usually the same – a piece of road videoed about 2 foot above the ground. Sometimes there’ll be other cars, buildings, or houses but sometimes it’s just a wall. I assume that if I contact the car maker, I’ll probably be able to buy other, more interesting ones such as a car repair video that is on this one. (I like car repair stuff.)

Having said that, at Walmart the other day, I did notice a new one: An old woman walked into the screen from the left, the camera went right up to her and she hit the ground and disappeared under the camera. Is this a demo video? Do any of you have it? I missed the start and the end, so I don’t know if there was an address to write to for more.

]]> Landover Baptist Lounge Ezekiel Bathfire https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/landover-baptist-lounge/2079975-a-new-car The War on Drugs https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/general-church-fellowship/2079960-the-war-on-drugs Fri, 21 Aug 2026 12:19:35 GMT As True Christians(tm), it is our duty to ensure the mind is not polluted by delusions, and a great cause of these delusions is drugs - vile mind-altering substances that destroy lives and families. Below I have inserted a Facebook message for you to forward to all your contacts, and a poster to...
Below I have inserted a Facebook message for you to forward to all your contacts, and a poster to print out and display in your house or in any public place - especially schools and colleges.

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It's helpful to remind sinners of their dismal future. Otherwise, they may think they have won this thing. In the Bible Paul talks about the reality of consequences. Sinners need to do this as well.

Don't put on a happy face: Be honest if you want real comfort]]> Landover to the Rescue - Christian Help Forum Johny Joe Hold https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/landover-to-the-rescue-christian-help-forum/2079938-to-sinners-don-t-get-comfortable-your-time-is-almost-up Beauty Pageant Winner Persecuted For Her Faith https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/landover-today/pastor-zeke-s-news-wire/2079884-beauty-pageant-winner-persecuted-for-her-faith Sun, 09 Aug 2026 17:40:41 GMT The winner of the Miss North Carolina/Miss USA beauty pageant, (not to be confused with the winner of the Miss North Carolina/Miss America beauty pageant or the winner of the Miss Teen North Carolina/Miss Teen USA beauty pageant) was stripped of her title because of her faith... was stripped of her title because of her faith. . . Or so she claims.

I must admit, my esteemed Brothers and Sisters in Christ, that I am conflicted regarding this situation. On the surface, the thought of a Christian suffering such oppression troubles me; however, it turns out Miss Brittany Boltinhouse is actually a Mormon.

The fact that a false Christian is being stripped of something that would bring her inaccurate message regarding Jesus and His Teachings to wider public attention is not a bad turn of events. Moreover, Miss Boltinhouse is located in North Carolina. I didn't even know that Mormons were active in North Carolina.

It's bad enough that we have lost Utah to this twisted perversion of Christ's Teachings, we can't let them get their grubby hands on North Carolina. Florida and Louisiana are brimming with Catholics. Texas is already a battle ground where the Rosary-Rattlers are out-breeding Baptists, every single state in the South must be secured for Christ before we have any hope for taking over the crunchy atheists of the Northwest and the grimy atheists of the Northeast.

The Midwest is settled, of course, thanks to

.]]> handmaiden https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/landover-today/pastor-zeke-s-news-wire/2079884-beauty-pageant-winner-persecuted-for-her-faith <![CDATA[We Need to Stop the Nonsense of "Finding White DNA in Negroes":]]> https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/creation-science/2079880-we-need-to-stop-the-nonsense-of-finding-white-dna-in-negroes Sat, 08 Aug 2026 03:22:57 GMT
The Bible tells us about "symmetry" between the genders. (Genisus 3:1-7) In the Garden of Eden, Eve was warned by the snake not to eat the apple. She not only defied God's orders but, showing her beauty and charms, offered the apple to the victim, Adam. The Original Sin shows us the power of the female. We need to apply that to times when beautiful female slaves charmed white slave holders. In the case of Michelle Obama, it was the young son of a slave holder.

Liberal communists are now claiming segregation was not a time when the races were kept separate. Instead, liberals are claiming, the races were parenting interracial children and this was common. We need to stop DNA testing of both races so this myth is put to rest.

Using DNA To Trace Michelle Obama’s Past

]]> Creation Science Johny Joe Hold https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/creation-science/2079880-we-need-to-stop-the-nonsense-of-finding-white-dna-in-negroes Pray for the Taiwanese Christians persecuted by a sodomite demon rabbit https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/prayer-requests/2079877-pray-for-the-taiwanese-christians-persecuted-by-a-sodomite-demon-rabbit Fri, 07 Aug 2026 15:32:41 GMT In that heathen country, Chinese (or Taiwanese, whatever they are) not only declared women, dragons and monkeys as "gods", they even worship a sodomite idol named Tu'er Shen. I've managed to find a picture of him and here is what it looks like:

Now, let's get to his history, because apparently it is a modern day forgery. First, let's take a look at what his original "form" is supposed to be:

According to the book, What the Master Would Not Discuss, written by Yuan Mei during the Qing dynasty in China, a young soldier named Hu Tianboa fell in love with a state official that was visiting his Provence. Hu Tianboa peeked at the official when he was in the bath room. Hu Tianboa was caught peeking and was brought immediately to the official. The official hearing what Hu Tianboa had done was very angry. Hu Tianboa admitted his love for the official. The official not eased by this proclamation and ordered Hu Tianboa to be executed for his offense. When Hu Tianboa made it to the under world, he reported to the King of Hell, Emma. After hearing Hu Tianboa's story, the King became angry stating how dare this official put someone to death for Love. To fix this grave wrong doing the King sent Hu Tianboa back to the worldly plane as a protective diety of the LGBTQ community. He was then called Tu'er Shen, the Leveret Spirit.

So, apparently the Qing Dinasty did something (indirectly) in accordance to God's law, but Satan decides to turn this Hu Tianbao/Tu'Er Shen into an idol.

But there is more:

Tuer Shen is a protective deity of the LGBTQ+ community. He was given the task to help those in the community to be safe and to be able to find each other. He is venerated to find matches, protect, bring peace and prosperity. Tuer Shen's name is derived from the slang used to refer to Gay men in China. Gay men were referred to as rabbits. Tuer Shen is translated as the Leveret spirit. A leveret is a young male rabbit.

It is said that Tuer Shen appeared to one of the elders of his village in a dream. Tuer Shen told him to build a Temple for him. The elder went to the council and the Temple was built. It would be difficult for Temple's to Tuer Shen to survive as many did not agree with the LGBTQ community. Even the government at one point started a campaign to get rid of Tuer Shen's Temple's. Today you can find Tuer Shen enshrined in a Taiwan Taoist Temple and here at this Temple.

As we can see, there are many rightful men (or people inspired by God, somehow) who wants to get rid of this evil abomination. Unfortunately, it seems that since Christianity is a minority in Asia the only thing we can do is to pray for the persecuted community who is not allowed to impose themselves on the evils of that world.

]]> PRAYER REQUESTS Romeo Rovagnati https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/prayer-requests/2079877-pray-for-the-taiwanese-christians-persecuted-by-a-sodomite-demon-rabbit <![CDATA[Melania's Tradwife Image Needs a Little Improvement]]> https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/godly-politics/2079864-melania-s-tradwife-image-needs-a-little-improvement Wed, 05 Aug 2026 21:08:42 GMT
I have some reservations, however, about Melania's publicity team. She has several White House employees working in her office but she herself has hardly been seen for some months. It seems to me she needs to invite the press into her kitchen while she bakes a pie. Or, maybe she could darn a hole in one of Barron's socks. It would be wonderful to see Melania and the President walking into church together. Anyone who knows a channel that can reach would be doing all of us a favor to pass this along.

My month in the tradwife world: ‘I can’t pretend I’m not enjoying myself at all ...’ | Women | The Guardian]]> Godly Politics Johny Joe Hold https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/godly-politics/2079864-melania-s-tradwife-image-needs-a-little-improvement Arizona Supreme Court Agrees Harlots Might Tempt Pastors https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/landover-today/pastor-zeke-s-news-wire/2079860-arizona-supreme-court-agrees-harlots-might-tempt-pastors Wed, 05 Aug 2026 15:12:58 GMT
https://religionnews.com/2026/08/04/...e-court-rules/]]> Johny Joe Hold https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/landover-today/pastor-zeke-s-news-wire/2079860-arizona-supreme-court-agrees-harlots-might-tempt-pastors This is the life...or is it? https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/general-church-fellowship/2079858-this-is-the-life-or-is-it Tue, 04 Aug 2026 18:10:32 GMT General Church Fellowship Madame Frottage https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/general-church-fellowship/2079858-this-is-the-life-or-is-it <![CDATA[Let's Help Save Greg Locke's Church]]> https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/godly-politics/2079855-let-s-help-save-greg-locke-s-church Mon, 03 Aug 2026 22:06:42 GMT
Greg was giving a truthful and powerful sermon recently and said Democrats are Demon infested baby killers. For some reason this was considered controversial. It went all over the country. His attendance has dropped to a few hundred and he is moving to a smaller building. He needs help with the move and I hope many can pitch in.

Greg Locke’s church moving to new location amid attendance drop | Church & Ministries

]]> Godly Politics Johny Joe Hold https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/godly-politics/2079855-let-s-help-save-greg-locke-s-church The Persecution of Christians Continues https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/landover-today/pastor-zeke-s-news-wire/2079848-the-persecution-of-christians-continues Sat, 01 Aug 2026 14:41:52 GMT
The pilot of the plane the evangelist was flying on announced there would be a 20 minute delay before taking off. Our hero, the evangelist, saw this as an opportunity for a sermon. She stood and began explaining the delay was a part of God's plan for their day. The day included, she explained, some brief punishment for sins each passenger had committed. I really cannot understand why the flight crew thought this was something unusual. The pilot should have included sin in his announcement. Security was called and the evangelist was taken away.

A complaint with the Federal Aviation Administration needs to be filed.

Christian influencer kicked off Alaska Airlines for evangelizing | U.S. zz0.3759txhac78zz

]]> Johny Joe Hold https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/landover-today/pastor-zeke-s-news-wire/2079848-the-persecution-of-christians-continues America IS Great Again – A Lesson in Geography https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/creation-science/2079837-america-is-great-again-–-a-lesson-in-geography Fri, 31 Jul 2026 03:30:34 GMT The Great Revival of American Values and Greatness, all because of Mr. President Donald Trump on equal level with our Saviour Jesus, has all but reached in pinnacle. The news media, unfortunately including fake news, recently reported about a wonderful presentation of American Goodwill. A video of... Great Revival of American Values and Greatness, all because of Mr. President Donald Trump on equal level with our Saviour Jesus, has all but reached in pinnacle. The news media, unfortunately including fake news, recently reported about a wonderful presentation of American Goodwill. A video of the Aids 2026 conference in ⁠Rio de Janeiro, Mexico, displayed a map of Africa with cuntries clearly indicated. This was a presentation about the State Department’s new health agreements. We can but hope and pray that Mr. Kennedy will use this top dollar on vaccine hesitancy, bleach, and combatting the false theory of microbial origin of disease.

Now, fake news claim that the cuntries are not located where they should be, for instance, that Ivory Coast (Côte d’Ivoire in Ghaulish Latin) should be on the coast. This is preposterous. Did those fake journalists actually visit all those cuntries? Do they actually have better education than Mr. Trump, whose information comes from direct communication with Jesus Christ? No, they don’t. If the American leaders are willing to pay top dollar to those cannibalistic savages to fight gay homosexual behavior, it is clear that they have their geography right. If the secular universities or world atlases say otherwise, they are wrong.

Some people also claim that the map above was constructed by an AI, artificial intelligence. This is impossible, as AI is based on silica, that is, rock. Rocks do not think, but they can be used by True Cristians^TM for our purposes.

Exodus 17:6
Behold, I will stand before thee there upon the rock in Horeb; and thou shalt smite the rock, and there shall come water out of it, that the people may drink. And Moses did so in the sight of the elders of Israel.

No, that map is the product of the TRUE^TM AI, American Intelligence. Our education reigns supreme, as it is based on the Will of the Trump of God (1 Thessalonians 4:16)!

]]> Creation Science Elmer G. White https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/church-forums/creation-science/2079837-america-is-great-again-–-a-lesson-in-geography