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			<title><![CDATA[For Halloween I'll be the Knobby Cheese Lady]]></title>
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			<description>Bonjour y 
Joyeux Halloween 
 
This year I will be the knobby cheese lady who haunts the old rues of Quebec - I will go around the village coated in my premium extra gooey Frottage approved camembert and and come up to houses and bless their doorknobs with my ectoplasmy cheese making it all sticky...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Bonjour y<br />
Joyeux Halloween<br />
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This year I will be the knobby cheese lady who haunts the old rues of Quebec - I will go around the village coated in my premium extra gooey Frottage approved camembert and and come up to houses and bless their doorknobs with my ectoplasmy cheese making it all sticky :/ It is inspired by an ancestor in the family who fell in the very same vat that of molten cheese (that one of my little helpers sadly came to the same fate to) and to this day, we can smell her spirit in the Frottage halls, blowing farts in our general direction. What a wonderful fall this is! ]]></content:encoded>
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