The Landover Baptist Church Forum - Landover Today! https://www.landoverbaptist.net/ en Thu, 11 Jun 2026 14:16:38 GMT vBulletin 60 https://www.landoverbaptist.net/images/misc/rss.png The Landover Baptist Church Forum - Landover Today! https://www.landoverbaptist.net/ Ultimate Fighting on the White House Front Lawn is Perfect https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/landover-today/pastor-zeke-s-news-wire/2079236-ultimate-fighting-on-the-white-house-front-lawn-is-perfect Tue, 09 Jun 2026 18:39:50 GMT Different Presidents have engaged in different sports on the White House front lawn. One of the Bushes had a horseshoe court. President Trump wants Ultimate Fights. These fights take place in cages so fans cannot throw things at dirty fighters. A fighter can be knocked down and his opponent can...
For our President Trump, ultimate fighting is the perfect metaphor. He is not our President to play bad mitten. He is there to harm his enemies and ultimate fighting shows us how a real man fights.

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]]> Johny Joe Hold https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/landover-today/pastor-zeke-s-news-wire/2079236-ultimate-fighting-on-the-white-house-front-lawn-is-perfect Dessert time! It hits the cherry. https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/landover-today/auntie-flo-s-prayer-shack-for-women/2079139-dessert-time-it-hits-the-cherry Sat, 30 May 2026 23:56:03 GMT
You know those desserts that make you think of home? Sitting in the parlour, mama baking dessert while papa plays Allouette on the accordion.

And what is mama cooking except cherry clafoutis.

There's no cutting corners in a good Quebecois homestead. We make everything from scratch, even the custard is curdled with pure Frottage dairy. The crust you prepare the night before, lard, butter (real not margerine), sugar, flour, yeast, create a ball, wrap and set to chill. Meanwhile, the cherries (I like black Bordeaux) are marinated in red syrup and vermouth, chilled in the fridge. The next day, pull that chilled ball out, and set in a ribbed clafoutis dish and flatten down, you can even put a brick on top for a few hours. Now you prepare the custard... whisk together 4 eggs and 2 cups fresh milk, a 3rd of sugar and a touch of nutmeg and vanilla. This will take some effort, eventually though the mix starts to become stiff. You might get a cramp at this point, but don't be lazy. Then just pour that custardy goop into the crush mold, and then take those cherries and pop them in...une, deux, trois....etc. and voila. Pop it an old fashioned cast iron oven, and in a matter hours...manifique! Clafoutis so delicious the Virgin herself would come down from the Heavens and taste that cherry goodness.]]> Madame Frottage https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/landover-today/auntie-flo-s-prayer-shack-for-women/2079139-dessert-time-it-hits-the-cherry When a coochie queefs it smells like a rose https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum/landover-today/auntie-flo-s-prayer-shack-for-women/2079021-when-a-coochie-queefs-it-smells-like-a-rose Mon, 18 May 2026 21:55:09 GMT
Song of Solomon 4:16-6:3
"Awake, O north wind, and come, south wind! Blow upon my garden, that its spices may flow out. Let my beloved come to his garden and eat its choicest fruits." [1]

Does it not feel our women parts improve with age? This verse reminds me of a passage from the Rubiyat of Omar Khyam.

Iram indeed is gone with all its Rose,
And Jamshyd's Sev'n-ring'd Cup where no one knows;
But still the Vine her ancient Ruby yields,
And still a Garden by the Water blows.

Perhaps dear Omar was plagiarizing from God, nonetheless, my ancient ruby is a jewel, that blows the sweetest rosie fragments now that it's performed the sacred duty of birthing my sweet Quincy. You must understand, in Quebec, we are more freer releasing our feminine energy into the winds. I know some ladies here may be tight lipped about such matters, but you cannot surpress what is meant to be. Hold it in, and womb will belch the most fowl of stenches, stronger than the mackerel in Baffin Bay.

So lets join in, and praise the Virgin Mother, rejoice! For womanhood! And project our feminine energies towards the firmament, so that Jesus will peak from beyond the clouds and smile and say, "ahhhhhh..."

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