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			<title><![CDATA[I contacted rabies, doc says I'm homophobic]]></title>
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			<description>I was visiting my Cousin Gertie in the back bush of the Gatineau when I went out to the jerry in the middle of a night and a crazy raccoon was hiding in the hole and jumped up and bit me on the wangdoodle! It hurt like Jezebel and I was immediately rushed to the hospital where I put under emergency...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I was visiting my Cousin Gertie in the back bush of the Gatineau when I went out to the jerry in the middle of a night and a crazy raccoon was hiding in the hole and jumped up and bit me on the wangdoodle! It hurt like Jezebel and I was immediately rushed to the hospital where I put under emergency watch for rabies. The doctor told me I was homophobic which apparently is a symptom of rabies. He was clearly a fag since he wears a jewelled earring and spiked his hair with bleach tips, and said I was getting aggressive when he tried examining me and that resisting him won't be tolerated. It's really awful! I keep puking and passing out, and there's all this sticky white stuff on my lips when I come to! <br />
I need emergency help! I might not survive and I'm trapped here with a gay doctor who may be giving me too much morphine. ]]></content:encoded>
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