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    Attention: Landover has moved to a new and stronger server

    Behold, I shew you a mystery; We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed, (1 Cor 15:51)

    My fellow True Christians™. The Landover Baptist Church has grown strong in eternal struggles and now at last we're ready to move on to a new generation of stronger servers.

    In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye we have shut down the old forum and moved to a new abode.

    We welcome you, one and all (with minor exceptions) to the new server running JesOS (v1.0). With JesOS, you never have to worry about an upgrade. It's always perfect!

    1 Cor 4:11 Even unto this present hour we both hunger, and thirst, and are naked, and are buffeted, and have no certain dwellingplace;
    A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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    Re: Attention: Landover moves to a new and stronger server

    Ge:1:31a: And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      Re: Attention: Landover moves to a new and stronger server

      Yea Verily; Verily.....

      One reason why I've always enjoyed coming to Landover is that it loads up so quick for me as opposed to most other sites -
      both the Old and the New.

      So HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

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        Re: Attention: Landover moves to a new and stronger server

        Once again Jesus has confirmed and anointed our holy mission. Like the radio preachers of a past generation, where God's word was spread with 50,000 watts of clear channel power, the saving power of the Lord's message can now span the far reaches of the Interwebs through the Holy Spirit.

        Glory!
        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
        ...and get off my lawn
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        • #5
          Re: Attention: Landover has moved to a new and stronger server

          Shout Glory! And let us praise the Holy Bandwidth! May our firewall be strong against Satan and his heathen hackers and may our new server prove itself Godly and pure. Let it help us minister to all the Unsaved Trash© who wander the Godless Internets! Praise!
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          Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



          God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



          Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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          • #6
            Re: Attention: Landover has moved to a new and stronger server

            The Baby Jesus has surely wrought a Christmas miracle for us. GLORY!!
            Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

            1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

            A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
             Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
            LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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            • #7
              Re: Attention: Landover has moved to a new and stronger server

              GLORY!!

              Jesus himself must have assigned our new IP protocol!!

              PRAISE!!

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