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  • Mustard Seed Size: Definite Proof of the Bible

    Atheist scum often tries to seduce us into anal sex and also find so-called "contradictions" in the Bible. In their absence, they attempt to refer to "science" (1 Timothy 6:20) by pointing out verses that are somehow "erroneous". This is intolerable, as the Bible tells us that it is inerrant (John 10:35). One of these conundrums is the case of the mustard seed. As usual, the Bible provides us with accurate information about the size of these seeds:

    Mark 4:31-32
    It is like a grain of mustard seed, which, when it is sown in the earth, is less than all the seeds that be in the earth: But when it is sown, it groweth up, and becometh greater than all herbs, and shooteth out great branches; so that the fowls of the air may lodge under the shadow of it.

    We have here two important pieces of information.
    1. The mustard seed is the smallest of all seeds.
    2. The mustard plant is the largest of all herbs, that is, plants that do not appear as wood.
    Glory.

    However, atheists often claim that by simple observation and measurement, we could determine that there are actually smaller seeds than the mustard seed. they refer to orchids, etc. In addition, they say that, for instance, the banana plant that is a herb, is significantly larger than the mustard plant. Let us do some visual comparison. Here on the bottom row, poppy seeds on the left and mustard on the right:



    By looking at the picture, the temptation to agree with atheist scum is great, the diameter of poppy seeds seems indeed smaller than that of the mustard. Now, let us look at the plants:



    On the right hand side, the banana plant, apparently larger than the mustard herbs on the left. Oh dear, this seems bad! What if... Jesus erred? What if He lied or was wrong about botany? How can we trust Him when it comes to Salvation®?!

    False cotton candy Christians, such as Catholics, have tried to solve this problem by tapdancing with Biblical vocabulary. They claim that perhaps Jesus referred to plants that grow in the Old World, as orchids are American. However, poppy and banana are both present in Asia and, furthermore, in the absence of the proper American language, Jesus temporarily used the language of Ancient Grease to communicate. Let us look at the verse in that ugly vernacular:

    Mark 4:31
    ὡς κόκκῳ σινάπεως, ὃς ὅταν σπαρῇ ἐπὶ τῆς γῆς, μικρότερον ὂν πάντων τῶν σπερμάτων τῶν ἐπὶ τῆς γῆς

    Jesus used the word γῆ, of which the genitive is γῆς. If He had wished to refer to the "local land" or "country", He could have used the word χώρα. Thus, there is no escape for the false Christians. They are looking at this problem in a totally skewed manner. In Spiritual True Christian(tm) reality, we must acknowledge that, indeed, if we just observe our environment, there are seeds much smaller than the mustard seed, plants much bigger than the mustard plant. It is very easy to see this, it requires no special skills to compare poppy seeds to mustard and see the obvious. Why would Jesus teach us about something that we can clearly see with our own eyes? It would be useless. Instead, He taught us about the things unseen.

    2 Corinthians 4:18
    While we look not at the things which are seen, but at the things which are not seen: for the things which are seen are temporal; but the things which are not seen are eternal.

    If se use our senses, we can easily see that an elephant is bigger than a shrew and a rattlesnake longer than an ant. We need Jesus to tell us that it is not necessarily so! Only a True Genius™ dares tell us that mustard seeds are smaller, as it is something that requires healthy and acute spiritual senses to understand. As the Bible is always True™ (Psalms 12:6), we can know with certainty that mustard seeds are the smallest, insects have 4 legs (Leviticus 11:20-23) and rabbits are ruminants (Deuteronomy 14:7). By simply observing the world, doing experiments, gathering data and studying the living things, we would be forced to accept that ants have 6 legs and rabbits do not ruminate. We need Jesus to tell us that it isn't so. The are Truths™ that are not seen. They prove that atheist naturalist are wrong and the Bible is always right. Glory!

    This is an ant. You can see six legs. Jesus tells us that there are four! Who do you trust?





    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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  • #2
    Re: Mustard Seed Size: Definite Proof of the Bible

    That's really deep, Dr. White. I now understand the clever but unsuccessful ways atheists try to undermine our faith.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • #3
      Re: Mustard Seed Size: Definite Proof of the Bible

      Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
      Mark 4:31-32
      It is like a grain of mustard seed, which, when it is sown in the earth
      Is that the same "earth" as in The Lord's Prayer?
      Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven.
      If Jesus was talking about just a little part of the earth, where His will was to be done, why would He send us into all of it to preach His will to heathens if His will was only a local phenomenon?

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      • #4
        Re: Mustard Seed Size: Definite Proof of the Bible

        Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
        This is an ant. You can see six legs. Jesus tells us that there are four! Who do you trust?

        In my childhood I saw many an ant under the magnifying glass on a hot summer day, and I can tell you that he often uses his front limbs in the manner of our arms. Thus, he does not have six legs, but four. God is great.
        I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
        Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
        But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
        From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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        • #5
          Re: Mustard Seed Size: Definite Proof of the Bible

          Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
          Atheist scum often tries to seduce us into anal sex and also find so-called "contradictions" in the Bible. In their absence, they attempt to refer to "science" (1 Timothy 6:20) by pointing out verses that are somehow "erroneous". This is intolerable, as the Bible tells us that it is inerrant (John 10:35). One of these conundrums is the case of the mustard seed. As usual, the Bible provides us with accurate information about the size of these seeds:

          Mark 4:31-32
          It is like a grain of mustard seed, which, when it is sown in the earth, is less than all the seeds that be in the earth: But when it is sown, it groweth up, and becometh greater than all herbs, and shooteth out great branches; so that the fowls of the air may lodge under the shadow of it.

          We have here two important pieces of information.
          1. The mustard seed is the smallest of all seeds.
          2. The mustard plant is the largest of all herbs, that is, plants that do not appear as wood.
          Glory.

          However, atheists often claim that by simple observation and measurement, we could determine that there are actually smaller seeds than the mustard seed. they refer to orchids, etc. In addition, they say that, for instance, the banana plant that is a herb, is significantly larger than the mustard plant. Let us do some visual comparison. Here on the bottom row, poppy seeds on the left and mustard on the right:



          By looking at the picture, the temptation to agree with atheist scum is great, the diameter of poppy seeds seems indeed smaller than that of the mustard. Now, let us look at the plants:



          On the right hand side, the banana plant, apparently larger than the mustard herbs on the left. Oh dear, this seems bad! What if... Jesus erred? What if He lied or was wrong about botany? How can we trust Him when it comes to Salvation®?!

          False cotton candy Christians, such as Catholics, have tried to solve this problem by tapdancing with Biblical vocabulary. They claim that perhaps Jesus referred to plants that grow in the Old World, as orchids are American. However, poppy and banana are both present in Asia and, furthermore, in the absence of the proper American language, Jesus temporarily used the language of Ancient Grease to communicate. Let us look at the verse in that ugly vernacular:

          Mark 4:31
          ὡς κόκκῳ σινάπεως, ὃς ὅταν σπαρῇ ἐπὶ τῆς γῆς, μικρότερον ὂν πάντων τῶν σπερμάτων τῶν ἐπὶ τῆς γῆς

          Jesus used the word γῆ, of which the genitive is γῆς. If He had wished to refer to the "local land" or "country", He could have used the word χώρα. Thus, there is no escape for the false Christians. They are looking at this problem in a totally skewed manner. In Spiritual True Christian™ reality, we must acknowledge that, indeed, if we just observe our environment, there are seeds much smaller than the mustard seed, plants much bigger than the mustard plant. It is very easy to see this, it requires no special skills to compare poppy seeds to mustard and see the obvious. Why would Jesus teach us about something that we can clearly see with our own eyes? It would be useless. Instead, He taught us about the things unseen.

          2 Corinthians 4:18
          While we look not at the things which are seen, but at the things which are not seen: for the things which are seen are temporal; but the things which are not seen are eternal.

          If se use our senses, we can easily see that an elephant is bigger than a shrew and a rattlesnake longer than an ant. We need Jesus to tell us that it is not necessarily so! Only a True Genius™ dares tell us that mustard seeds are smaller, as it is something that requires healthy and acute spiritual senses to understand. As the Bible is always True™ (Psalms 12:6), we can know with certainty that mustard seeds are the smallest, insects have 4 legs (Leviticus 11:20-23) and rabbits are ruminants (Deuteronomy 14:7). By simply observing the world, doing experiments, gathering data and studying the living things, we would be forced to accept that ants have 6 legs and rabbits do not ruminate. We need Jesus to tell us that it isn't so. The are Truths™ that are not seen. They prove that atheist naturalist are wrong and the Bible is always right. Glory!

          This is an ant. You can see six legs. Jesus tells us that there are four! Who do you trust?





          Yours in Christ,

          Elmer
          I believe in Actual Biology. And yes. Ants are born with 6 legs. Not 4.
          SCIENCE RUULLLLEEEESSSSSS

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          • #6
            Re: Mustard Seed Size: Definite Proof of the Bible

            Originally posted by Iplaytf2 View Post
            I believe in Actual Biology. And yes. Ants are born with 6 legs. Not 4.
            Ants are hatched, not born.

            Your lack of knowledge regarding such basic facts is on par with your knowledge of the Bible. Bible knowledge is what counts here. It is what we center all our discussions around.


            The Bible tells us that humans are sinful and headed to Hell. Jesus died to pay for our sins so we can avoid Hell. If you do not admit to being a worthless sinner on your way to Hell you cannot escape Hell.


            It is all so simple. Jesus loves you and wants to spare you from the suffering of Hell. Love Him back properly and you don't suffer. Reject Him and you do. Why do people complicate this message?
            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

            Guns For God and the Economy

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            • #7
              Re: Mustard Seed Size: Definite Proof of the Bible

              Before I make another dumb post, are basil, camomile or thyme regarded as herbs?
              Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

              Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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              • #8
                Re: Mustard Seed Size: Definite Proof of the Bible

                Originally posted by Roland View Post
                Before I make another dumb post, are basil, camomile or thyme regarded as herbs?
                Yes. Though I would be wary of chamomile. It is often served in tea to promote "relaxation". It's basically a gateway drug to marijuana.
                His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                Guns For God and the Economy

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