[Alvin Moss]

Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES!

Friend, you started out in the right direction, but then you got sort of fluffy. May I make so bold as to direct your gaze upon John 15:6? Our's is an angry God, stern and unyielding; cruel and yet just. We are but His servants. His will be done. And remember that God is angry with the wicked every day (see below). The wicked would clearly be defined as those who do not bend to God's will. Their just punishment is death and damnation. The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.-Exodus 15:3. Put that is your bunny bubble pipe and smoke it.

God Bless!

PS- Why don't you act nice and tell us about your time with Jesus, your congregation and such other information as may be helpful in bringing us an understanding of yourself.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES!

The re-erection of this thread led me down memory lane to all the time I wasted with porn and thinking that if I prayed the rosary, all would be forgiven and that somehow Mary would give me grace to keep my hands otherwise occupied. Then the next day I would waste even more time with sites that glorified s-e-x instead of GOD.


How grateful I am that the blood of Jesus washed my hands clean and my heart clean from the filth of onanistic sin - something at which I was a master. I love You, Lord!

[refridgerator]

Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES!

How do you expect to expel the accumulated load if you are not married?

[Mister Brasil]

Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES!

How do you expect to expel the accumulated load if you are not married?

Can you believe that God thought of that? I know, right?

Deuteronomy 23: 10-11:

If there be among you any man, that is not clean by reason of uncleanness that chanceth him by night, then shall he go abroad out of the camp, he shall not come within the camp: But it shall be, when evening cometh on, he shall wash himself with water: and when the sun is down, he shall come into the camp again.

If the pressure gets too great, it'll work itself out. Call in sick, tell them you're having "male problems" (if they're Christian they'll know what this means), and then take a shower at sundown.

[handmaiden]

Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES!

Can you believe that God thought of that? I know, right?

Deuteronomy 23: 10-11:

If there be among you any man, that is not clean by reason of uncleanness that chanceth him by night, then shall he go abroad out of the camp, he shall not come within the camp: But it shall be, when evening cometh on, he shall wash himself with water: and when the sun is down, he shall come into the camp again.

If the pressure gets too great, it'll work itself out. Call in sick, tell them you're having "male problems" (if they're Christian they'll know what this means), and then take a shower at sundown.

It seems as if the reason for a man to take leave of the camp for the day following such a "chanceth by night" is for him to spend an entire day reflecting upon how unclean he really is. Otherwise, he could have been instructed to take a shower in the morning instead of waiting all day.


Furthermore, staying outside the camp means no access to the collective protection and provision it offered. Being exposed to danger and deprivation are God's reminders of how bad a person the man is. Then, too, if no one sees him around camp all day long and they ask, "Hey Bob, where ya been all day?" when he returns that night, he has to hang his head in shame and admit he was too foul for human company.


Isn't it great how God really hammers home His condemnation of any form of sexual release that doesn't make babies? It's clear that He really, REALLY doesn't want that aspect of our bodies to be used for Any Other Purpose.

[FatherDougal]

Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES!

How do you expect to expel the accumulated load if you are not married?

Altar boys have many roles within the church.

It seems as if the reason for a man to take leave of the camp for the day following such a "chanceth by night" is for him to spend an entire day reflecting upon how unclean he really is. Otherwise, he could have been instructed to take a shower in the morning instead of waiting all day

If he did this in the day time, someone may see him naked.

22 And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakednesse of his father, and told his two brethren without.
23 And Shem and Iaphet tooke a garment, and layed it vpon both their shoulders, and went backward, and couered the nakednesse of their father, and their faces were backward, and they saw not their fathers nakednesse.

No one should ever see a naked body. Not even their own. Which is why the filthy and shameful habit of Westerners to place mirrors in the bathroom is unacceptable. No person should ever see a naked body or genitalia. Not even their own! If they do, God's curse will come upon them.

[raviolibrain]

Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES!

if the lord vomited every time i masturbated, he would need to see a doctor. :")

[GreekFreedom]

Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES!

if the lord vomited every time i masturbated, he would need to see a doctor. :")

It appears you are not familiar with the scriptures, raviolibrain. God does not need to see a doctor because He is the ultimate master of disease (Exodus 15:26) and He can heal all sicknesses (Matthew 4:23). I suggest you spend more time in Scripture before making ignorant comments about our LORD. Perhaps get a God-fearing husband to train you in the Christian way.

[EmoTrash]

Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES!

Tellin me dont know wat im talkin about piffle you *** bleeps***. Kill urself. Go to hell Pastor Ezekiel. And you will go to hell pastor for pushing your *** bleep *** on these people. ur brainwashing them into believing everything you say. also u ***bleeps*** cant tell someone they are not a true christian. You are the ones who are not true Christians. piffle you people who attack other people over what they believe. yall cant handle the truth. i bet most of you are just trolls on the internet.

[biatch77]

Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES!

I don't believe this is reasonable or even possible.


Just being honest with you.

Amen Sister! I can just envision it now; a future where having the death penalty in place completely dissuades sinners (as it does now for other crimes) and masturbation becomes a thing of the past!

However, I do have to comment about this...



Now, maybe I'm being a tad liberal about this, but I just can't help but feel a little sorry for those poor boys led into committing crimes worthy of death by degenerate harlots.

Perhaps a sensible solution would be to just cut off the right hand of first-offender boys, while still putting the sluts to death for leading them into sin? We Christians should be a forgiving bunch, after all.

[biatch77]

Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES!

I am a "masturbator" as you call it, but I believe God forgives me. I recognize it as a sin and I do my best not to commit it but from time to time I still do it.



My understanding is that we are under a New Covenant, a New Testament, a new and better Covenant so that we can now receive forgiveness of sins and I do not believe masturbation qualifies as a capitol offense.

Friends, the Bible is a perfect book. Anything not specifically mentioned in it can be worked out using simple common sense and logic.

For example, masturbation. God was displeased enough with Onan for spilling his seed that He slaughtered him (Genesis 38:9-10), but otherwise there are no explicit instructions for what to do with a masturbator, but there are implicit instructions.

It's simplest and most straightforward fact is that touching oneself for pleasure is a homosexual act, so it would seem that Leviticus 20:13 would cover that, but what does the scripture say?

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

It's clear here that the Lord is talking about an act of sodomy with another man, not an act of self-sodomy.

But when someone is defiling himself through a lonely act of self-pleasure, he isn't thinking of baseball or cars. He is thinking of someone who is getting him aroused! JESUS HIMSELF said "Whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." (Matthew 5:28)
The LORD knows that such looks lead to sick pleasures, because immediately after he said, "And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell." (Matthew 5:29-30)

Cast into HELL! And He would have the courts of the land send you there quickly...

Leviticus 20:10 And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.

Both the man and the woman he has adulterous thoughts about shall surely be put to death (legally through a court of law)!

The facts couldn't be any more clear. We all know that masturbation, in addition to being a homosexual act, is an act of adultery and the Bible is clear on what the punishment for adultery should be. The punishment for masturbation should be death.

Case closed.

Friends, join with me in writing to your government representatives both state and federal and DEMAND that they FIX THE LAW so that masturbators are put on death row beside the murderers they are so clearly equal to!

Thank you and God bless.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES!

I am a "masturbator" as you call it, but I believe God forgives me. I recognize it as a sin and I do my best not to commit it but from time to time I still do it. My understanding is that we are under a New Covenant, a New Testament, a new and better Covenant so that we can now receive forgiveness of sins and I do not believe masturbation qualifies as a capitol offense.

Scripture justifying any of this nonsense?

[biatch77]

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I am not a scholar, but I just don't accept someone else's interpretation of these matters.



What on earth is the method of execution of people who are penalized for committing this sin anyway?


Public hanging?

Scripture justifying any of this nonsense?

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES!

I am not a scholar, but I just don't accept someone else's interpretation of these matters.



What on earth is the method of execution of people who are penalized for committing this sin anyway?


Public hanging?

There is no punishment, because we live in a secular hellbound world.


Please point me to the part in the New Covenant where Jesus tell us to pleasure ourselves freely. If not, please do not make this confusion bigger than it is. Why do you want to make us all wankers?

[biatch77]

Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES!

I have no scripture and of course I would never want to make anyone what I have become, please. I wish only the best for you and all the members here. I apologize for my attitude, it is a difficult struggle for me with my sexuality and related issues.



I do have a question on another subject if I may, please.



Who gives the awards or as I call them punishments?


Suddenly on my profile there is a Vile Pervert award, and another Sissy award and a low IQ stupidity award. That is so degrading and humiliating for me.


Can you tell me who does that to me and why?