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  • #31
    Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL!

    A reminder for all you homeschoolers out there: Pastor Deacon Fred's best-selling textbook The Talking Snake Theory: Creation Science & History For Christian Children is still available through THIS BOOK is a must for all True Christian(tm) biology lessons!!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #32
      Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL!

      If you need to buy new clothes for your children, I just noticed that Sears is offering a 40% discount on items in the LL Cool J Collection!
      Come climb my mountains.


      • #33
        Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL!

        I just returned from an intake at a new school. And woop-tee-doo, they accepted me. I start college tomorrow.
        I find it rather hard to feel comfortable there though, the reason for this is that the whole school is full of Arabians, homosexuals and other non-believing scum.
        How would I ever get the chance to spread God's word as much as I can, when the main thing that keeps my life busy has nothing but hypocrites in it?
        Guess I'll have to pray for a fun time!


        • #34
          Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL!

          Is it Ok to study theology at University?
          As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly. Proverbs 26:11


          • #35
            Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL!

            Originally posted by uncool dude View Post
            Is it Ok to study theology at University?
            Son, university is for liberals and sissy boys.
            Your Pastor will teach you more about the Good Book than any secular establishment can.
            There isn't the time to raise a good Christian family of 10 or so children and pay for so called "further education ".
            Get a job, start tithing.
            Praise Jesus.

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.

            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


            • #36
              Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL!

              Every one of my children are home schooled. They are all working and married by the time they are 17 for the males and 13 for the females.
              When home schooled, my wife, Mrs. Hutchins can spend her time teaching the females what they need to know to be good wives and homemakers, wasting no time on subjects they have no use for when it comes to making babies for Jesus and cleaning an oven.
              At an early age, I weed out the boys, the clever ones I take under my wing and teach them how to run a profitable business where you have a lot of ungrateful employees.
              Coddling children through the teenage years is a waste of their most productive years.
              It is all in the Bible. God tells us so.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.