Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis?
Both crayons and penises are disgusting to me - or at least sources of terrible childhood memories. I will share why crayons bring me such pain - I won't share why penises do. Not now. Maybe another day when I'm ready.
When I was a boy, we weren't allowed to bring our own crayons to school. We were supposed to learn how to share by using the classroom's crayons. You always had to be fast or the other kids would get the best colors. You know, periwinkle, cornflower, and red.
I remember having to color my Christmas present for mom and dad (A Santa Claus portrait) using burnt sienna and carnation pink. Mom thought I was a homo, dad didn't care for my art projects so I don't know if he ever saw it - but I just know they spoke of it in hushed tones when they thought I was asleep. I still remember the look of horror on mom's face when she saw Santa's burnt sienna beard and carnation pink suit. I won't soon get over that.
COME LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry
Both crayons and penises are disgusting to me - or at least sources of terrible childhood memories. I will share why crayons bring me such pain - I won't share why penises do. Not now. Maybe another day when I'm ready.
When I was a boy, we weren't allowed to bring our own crayons to school. We were supposed to learn how to share by using the classroom's crayons. You always had to be fast or the other kids would get the best colors. You know, periwinkle, cornflower, and red.
I remember having to color my Christmas present for mom and dad (A Santa Claus portrait) using burnt sienna and carnation pink. Mom thought I was a homo, dad didn't care for my art projects so I don't know if he ever saw it - but I just know they spoke of it in hushed tones when they thought I was asleep. I still remember the look of horror on mom's face when she saw Santa's burnt sienna beard and carnation pink suit. I won't soon get over that.
COME LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry
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