Pimp Francis reveals convents are brothels

[Dennis Lukes]

Well, this is surprising. Not the fact that the Catholic Church was keeping whores, but that said whores were adult and female.

Nuns have suffered and are still suffering sexual abuse

Yeah, right. I'm sure those ugly hags somehow managed to seduce gay pedophiles because they didn't want to fornicate.

at the hands of Catholic priests and bishops,

At least it was only at their hands. The last thing we need is a bunch of pregnant nuns spewing forth the unholy products of Catholic copulation.

and have even been held as sexual slaves, Pimp Francis confirmed on Tuesday. The abuse was so severe in one case that an entire congregation of nuns was dissolved by former Pimp Maledict.

Surprisingly enough, it seems that Maledict did the right thing here, by holding the nuns accountable for the sex and punishing them, instead of the priests they seduced, by disbanding them.

The scope of the abuse of nuns by clergy members first came to light with the publication at the beginning of February of the monthly Vatican magazine "Women Church World." The edition included Francis' own take on the scandal -- long known about by the Vatican but virtually never discussed -- in which he blamed the unchecked power wielded by priests and higher clergy across the Catholic Church for such crimes.

So, does that include the Pope too? Is he not the absolute monarch of his own country? This confession is proof enough that the Pope and the College of Cardinals need to be put on trial at the Hague for international crimes against humanity.

An Associated Press journalist who first reported on the scandal last year asked Pope Francis on his flight home from the Arabian Peninsula

And what was he doing there? Getting pointers on how to properly maintain a harem of harlots?

on Tuesday whether enough was being done by the Church hierarchy to address the problem. The pontiff conceded that it was a problem and said more action was needed. He insisted the will to confront the abuse is there, and stressed that the problem is not new, and that the Church has been working to address it for some time.

Stupid question from a fake news journalist. As far as Francis is concerned, the only problem is that he got caught. The Papists have been raping children for over a thousand years, as he admits, but it was never a "problem" until the public found out.

"It's a path that we've been on. Pimp Maledict had the courage to dissolve a female congregation which was at a certain level, because this slavery of women had entered it -- slavery, even to the point of sexual slavery -- on the part of clerics or the founder," the pimp conceded.

The Bible tells us that it is perfectly acceptable to keep heathens (i.e. Catholics, in this case) as slaves. However, as Pimp Francis has never read a Bible, he has certainly never come across Leviticus 25:44, and as he is himself a heathen, he is not entitled to the rights it grants to Christians. Only True Christians are morally entitled to the right to own slaves.

Alessandro Gisotti, interim director of the Vatican press center,

Sounds like the name of a mafia don.

later confirmed to CBS News that the order of nuns dissolved under Maledict was the Community of St. Jean in France. The reason the order was dissolved had not previously been made public.

I should've guessed it was in France. Instead of habits, they were probably lounging around in miniskirts, stiletto heels, and makeup like the Parisian courtesans they were.

The Saint Jean order was dissolved in 2005, the first year Pimp Maledict served as the head of the Church. He stepped down and Pimp Francis took over as pontiff in 2013. "I would like to underscore that he was a man who had the courage to do many things on this topic," Pimp Francis said of his predecessor on Tuesday.

Like the courage to quit the job he claimed God chose him to do? And calling him a "man," when he spends most of his time wearing a dress, is a bit of a stretch (Deuteronomy 22:5).

Blah, blah, blah, repetition, repetition.

As a motel owner, I'm well aware of the methed-out trailer park whores who try to use my Godly motel as a meeting place for their illicit trysts. As God commands, I charge them extra to use my rooms (Deuteronomy 23:20). All in all, there's not much information in this article that we didn't already know about or couldn't already guess. However, the wider world is being made more aware of the full scale of Catholic wickedness and perfidy, which can only hasten the destruction of the Whore of Babylon (Revelation 17:5), now proven to be full of literal whores.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Knowing about Eve and the long sorted history of women, one has to assume most of the responsibility for these affairs were the nuns.

I would have thought Popes would see to it nuns were kept far away from Priests and Bishops. Once the temptations are there, sin will soon follow.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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The scope of the abuse of nuns by clergy members first came to light with the publication at the beginning of February of the monthly Vatican magazine "Women Church World." The edition included Francis' own take on the scandal -- long known about by the Vatican but virtually never discussed -- in which he blamed the unchecked power wielded by priests and higher clergy across the Catholic Church for such crimes.

Women Church World? That's not even proper American. But the RC (pronounced arsey, as one of my children pointed out) church has only itself to blame. If they did not insist that their priests remained "celibate" - by which I assume they mean "unmarried" - in the most foully blatant contravention of 1 Corinthians 7:8-9, then they would not have this problem as their clergy would not be reduced to raping mustachioed old women and choirboys.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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It looks like the pope is taking off that crucifix and is ready to don some gold chains. Let's hope that he completes that outfit with some elevator pimp shoes.

Aside from being called out in the 16th Century by Martin Luther for selling indulgences, everytime the cathylicks get low on funds they're much like the Democrats that go looking for "revenue enhancers".

I'm surprised they're not looking for a kickback from renting rooms by the hour.