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  • Is Petrus Romanus coming soon?

    Many people are asking me after every mass if Petrus Romanus, the Last Pope, is coming soon to Earth. Before answering that question, I'll explain to Baptists, who are ignorant of the Catholic doctrine, who Petrus Romanus is supposed to be.

    First, let me introduce St. Malachy of Armagh:



    This holy man was a Bishop of Armagh. It was thanks to him that we got rid of Celtic "Christianity" in Ireland and replaced it with actual Christianity. His close friend, St. Bernard of Clairvaux, record his visions about the future of the Vatican. These visions talk about a prophecy that tells: once the Church looks doomed, Petrus Romanus will come and restore it to its former glory. He is called like this because he will be the second Pope and last one who will take the name Peter.


    Now many are asking me: is Pope Francis I the same as Petrus Romanus? Unfortunately not, as the Church is still standing and it is not in any danger. But he may come in a few years if something bad happens. Anyway, he will destroy Rome while making Vatican City survive the tribulation. He will be there in the same time of the Second Coming of Jesus, similar to Imam Al-Mahdi even thought they are not the same.


    Now, what Petrus Romanus will look like? I think that he will mostly look like this:



    Altough some will say he will look like this if he will take more years to come:



    In both case, it will be a wonderful event his coming. And i pray that you will be there to accept him as your Father on Earth.

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    Re: Is Petrus Romanus coming soon?

    Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
    Are you seriously trying to channel the Ubaid madonna?

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      Re: Is Petrus Romanus coming soon?

      Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
      Are you seriously trying to channel the Ubaid madonna?

      Is that really a Madonna? I tought that she was a Pagan Goddess.

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        Re: Is Petrus Romanus coming soon?

        Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
        Is that really a Madonna? I tought that she was a Pagan Goddess.
        Toh-may-toe, toh-mah-toe.

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          Re: Is Petrus Romanus coming soon?

          Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
          Is that really a Madonna? I tought that she was a Pagan Goddess.
          Yes, Madonna is a pagan goddess.


          Thank you for acknowledging that. Are you ready to be Born Again now? I'm sure Pastor Zeke can squeeze you in for the real baptism (immersion, not sprinkling).
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            Re: Is Petrus Romanus coming soon?

            Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
            Now, what Petrus Romanus will look like? I think that he will mostly look like this:
            You think he's going to look like Dumbledore? There hasn't been a bearded pope since Innocent XII died in 1700 (that name would be a little on the nose for modern pontiffs; this guy looked like John Waters)

            Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
            And i pray that you will be there to accept him as your Father on Earth.
            Matthew 23:9
            I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
            Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
            But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
            From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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              Re: Is Petrus Romanus coming soon?

              When someone says "restore it to its former glory" when in comes to cathylicks and the Vatican, I can't imagine when that would have been.
              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
              ...and get off my lawn
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                Re: Is Petrus Romanus coming soon?

                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                Yes, Madonna is a pagan goddess.


                Thank you for acknowledging that. Are you ready to be Born Again now? I'm sure Pastor Zeke can squeeze you in for the real baptism (immersion, not sprinkling).
                When i will see him receiving stigmata then i will 100 be sure that LBC is legitimate, despite the lack of Apostolic Succession.

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                  Re: Is Petrus Romanus coming soon?

                  Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                  When someone says "restore it to its former glory" when in comes to cathylicks and the Vatican, I can't imagine when that would have been.
                  Their idea of their "Glory Days" was The Spanish Inquisition.
                  His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                  Guns For God and the Economy

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                    Re: Is Petrus Romanus coming soon?

                    Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
                    When i will see him receiving stigmata then i will 100 be sure that LBC is legitimate, despite the lack of Apostolic Succession.
                    Any person with a suitably sharp instrument and an insanity-increased pain threshold can make their own stigmata. It doesn't prove jack.
                    I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                    Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                    But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                    From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                      Re: Is Petrus Romanus coming soon?

                      Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
                      When i will see him receiving stigmata then i will 100 be sure that LBC is legitimate, despite the lack of Apostolic Succession.
                      Have you received stigmata?

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                        Re: Is Petrus Romanus coming soon?

                        Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                        Have you received stigmata?
                        I'm praying that I will receive one. It doesn't matter where God will place it, I will gladly accept it as a gift.

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                          Re: Is Petrus Romanus coming soon?

                          Until then, then, how can we 100 be sure that Romeo is legitimate or connected to the apostolic succession?

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                            Re: Is Petrus Romanus coming soon?

                            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                            Until then, then, how can we 100 be sure that Romeo is legitimate or connected to the apostolic succession?
                            Because the Catholic Church was founded by Jesus via St. Peter. I don't remember anywhere in the Bible about Jesus telling Mr. Flint: "Zeke, I declare that your American Church is my True Church."

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                              Re: Is Petrus Romanus coming soon?

                              He didn't mention the pope either - but "Baptist" was definitely in His lexicon.

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